Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

And his food looks like what the toilet looks like after eating at the restaurant.

The inside of Jack’s toilet probably looks like Richard Dreyfuss’s living room in Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977).

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This is one of those instances. I *MUST* see the lost Italian beef video. Think about it- it was so fucking bad, that even Jack Scalfani took a look and went “yeah, nope.” Jack. Fucking. Scalfani. The man who publicly showcases himself assembling some of the most repulsive (and dangerous) excuses of “cooking” imaginable, and eating raw chicken with pink flesh.

Really makes you wonder about the degree of deliciously unspeakable repulsion that occurred in that video. And because of that, it only makes me want to watch it more.

Same reason. Of all the crap he's made. Of all the failures and the obvious mistakes that he was able to cram into one dish how badly did he fuck this up? I mean it must have been monumental when you consider he posted things like the Bloody Chicken inna Bag, Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad and his bean salad that was a can of baked beans, onions and half a container of mayo.

The difference is he thought those were good. So if he thought a mound of seasoned beef onna bun with melted cheese was beneath the channel he must have fucked something up big time.

I dont think crack chicken is supposed to be swimming in thin liquid like that. But thats his signature move i guess.

Like he cares so long as there's meat and fat and salt in it he'll happily eat it with a spoon and then drink whatever is left.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Jack and Tammy's relationship dynamic reminds me of the mating rituals of the Angler Fish:

"A male who attaches him self onto a female, enmeshes himself with her life and physically deteriorates into little more than a lump of a reproductive organ" is a perfect one sentence description of Jack's relationship with Tammy.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack just uploaded the first edition of the “F as in Frank” podcast. Charles is in it. It’s 1 hr 21 minutes long. I don’t have time to listen and recap this morning, but please feel free to knock yourself out.

What the fuck retard would interview this fat moron for an hour and a half? That fat cocksucker can't even get through a sentence without drooling.

 

[An automatic clown]

Lol Jack got cucked by a WiFi enabled slow cooker.
Jack the slow cucker

 

[ZipDisk]

His brother is also a mutant, but can afford the apple headset. I see both of them have poor eyesight.

Not gonna watch an hour and twenty one of Jack lecturing on food choices, the fucker prefers the taste of a microwaved plastic bag to properly prepared food.

Back to Scalfani Slam, I'll bet both times Garett got physical it was to defend himself from the porksupines. Also it's not thinly veiled, she's grinning like a fucking loon. Also a fan of genocide.

Does anyone feel like tech is getting worse? Dumb shit like this crock pot, or how bluetooth always sounds like shit?

 

[Tiresome]

his tiny little head on those tiny little shoulders makes those headphones look ridiculousView attachment 3991482

"Charles Van Dorken."

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I know it's the hot thing to add wifi to every single goddamned electronic that doesn't need it (including fridges- why would I want wifi and TV on a fridge?). But a Crockpot? What is the wifi supposed to help with? Letting you watch your food or help call 911 if the wiring shorts and causes a fire? What a useless gimmick. If it wasn't such a waste of money I'd buy one for the lols just to keep it in the garage until some dude that collects dumbass gimmicky electronics wants to buy one fifty years later.

(And yes I know Jack will consoom then try to commit tax fraud. It's still such a worthless item that we're all questioning it for a damn good reason.)

This is one of those instances. I *MUST* see the lost Italian beef video. Think about it- it was so fucking bad, that even Jack Scalfani took a look and went “yeah, nope.” Jack. Fucking. Scalfani. The man who publicly showcases himself assembling some of the most repulsive (and dangerous) excuses of “cooking” imaginable, and eating raw chicken with pink flesh.

Is the canning video where you would get botulism from following his directions still up in some form? I think that's the only other Jack video I can think of that has been yeeted from his channel on his own volition.

I was just rewatching Garbage Stew and was curious what y’all would make with his ingredients. Some assumptions will have to be made about the food condition (I.e. imagine you made it and it is decent/not rotten). Try to make a main course and some sides. Here is the list:

• Sweet potatoes
• Smoked Turkey
• Bacon
• Injected smoked sirloin
• Hot dogs
• Onion
• Celery
• Lime
• Jarred jalapeño
• Cajun seasoning
• Lagunitas IPA beer
• Salsa
• Roasted red peppers
• Sweet creamed corn
• French onion beans
• Chopped green chilies
• Beef bouillon cubes
• Spinach/salad mix

Good luck! It’ll come out better than Jack’s:
View attachment 3986607

With all the ingredients? Fuck no. Not possible. That's why the garbage stew is such an abomination.

Components of it, though? You'd have to add other things to them, but you could make a vegetable and sausage soup with the beef bullion cubes and seasoning. You also have much of the basis for a mirepoix with the onion, celery, and peppers. (Green bell pepper would be ideal/traditional, but you did say to be 'creative.' I just wouldn't give this to my mother.) Add garlic, cajun seasoning, and red or kidney beans, plus the sausage then simmer, and then add rice at the end for red beans and rice. Slice the turkey and add bacon for sandwiches and eat a salad mix side with it (or hell, cube the turkey and bacon, then add to salad mix for salad)... Hmm... lime water? Hot dogs in mac and cheese?

This was a fun thought exercise, thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rhkn1C76ZA

F As In Frank FOOD: The Choices We Make

I'm not listening to some fat fuck that's eaten himself into multiple strokes lecture me for an hour and a half on food choices.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I know there are many hadurs on this site that think Jack is some kind of one-armed homunculus, only concerned with ramming as much meat as is physically possible into his insidious face-hole. So, this video was created to show just how wise and insightful Jack can be when it comes to kitchen appliances.

Edit: and to all the people messaging me about the audio issues and the shitty 'they're squishy' song bit at the end; those mistakes are because of the low-life loosers who find themselves in this position in life. I have nothing to do with this, I'm just the face of this production ok? They know who they are and they have embarrassed me, and they have humiliated me- and I'm sorta regretting praying to god for this post to go well because that seems to have BITTEN ME IN THE ASS! That's the last time I ever pray to him!

Fuck god!

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack needs to be 86'd from returns.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I know there are many hadurs on this site that think Jack is some kind of one-armed homunculus, only concerned with ramming as much meat as is physically possible into his insidious face-hole. So, this video was created to show just how wise and insightful Jack can be when it comes to kitchen appliances.

Edit: and to all the people messaging me about the audio issues and the shitty 'they're squishy' song bit at the end; those mistakes are because of the low-life loosers who find themselves in this position in life. I have nothing to do with this, I'm just the face of this production ok? They know who they are and they have embarrassed me, and they have humiliated me- and I'm sorta regretting praying to god for this post to go well because that seems to have BITTEN ME IN THE ASS! That's the last time I ever pray to him!

Fuck god!

This is really great, except you forgot to zoom into Jack’s phone sitting in the raw meat trays. Maybe content for a Hygiene With Jack video?

 

[Aaway]

damn i thought this place had died for good. between starting a new job and a recent move, i admit i haven't had much time for jacking

anyways, here's a new jack soyface pic he posted earlier on facebook

 

[Gentlebastard]

Is the canning video where you would get botulism from following his directions still up in some form? I think that's the only other Jack video I can think of that has been yeeted from his channel on his own volition.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/post-6158608

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Another review it seems.

 

[Staffy]

Another review it seems.

Oh man, it's not looking good for our stroke boy Jackoff, especially if this trend of a known youtuber mocking him every a couple of months continues. The only thing to watch out for is to see if Jackoff flags this guy and and the latter pussies out.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

With how Gordon Ramsey reacts to bad cooking, I wonder how Jack would respond if his cooking is called shit by the biggest name in cooking

 

[Kulee Baba]

With how Gordon Ramsey reacts to bad cooking, I wonder how Jack would respond if his cooking is called shit by the biggest name in cooking

If he were smart he'd milk it by doing a month of Gordon recipes. I want to see Jack make Gordon Ramsey's scrambled eggs.

I'd guess it would either come out of the pan looking like cottage cheese or just be burnt to hell. Prove me wrong Jack!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

With how Gordon Ramsey reacts to bad cooking, I wonder how Jack would respond if his cooking is called shit by the biggest name in cooking

Probably call him a hater while biting into a block of cheese as big as his head.

If he were smart he'd milk it by doing a month of Gordon recipes. I want to see Jack make Gordon Ramsey's scrambled eggs.

He was going to do a month of Gordon Ramsay or a month of Guy Fieri videos for the first one between the two who would respond to him. Neither did. Although he did attempt Gordon's Beef Wellington and it came out looking like dogshit.

 

[Adamska]

If he were smart he'd milk it by doing a month of Gordon recipes. I want to see Jack make Gordon Ramsey's scrambled eggs.

He claimed he was going to do a month of this or Guy Fieri based on votes, but then he did the godawful freeze dryer MLM begging month instead. My guess is when Julay in June and Cum For Dudes month both flopped view wise mostly he completely gave up on wanting to try to cook.

Plus he again fell for an MLM and tried desperately to sell them to make some cost back. He did not.

I'd guess it would either come out of the pan looking like cottage cheese or just be burnt to hell. Prove me wrong Jack!

My guess is he'd add way too much butter and it'd be curdy on top, browned mass on the bottom.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The couple was Janette and her boyfriend. Janette seems to be Tammy's friend and has been in a few videos, but in most of them it seems like Jack was reluctantly allowed to tag along. The hastened pace of that segment of video combined with "forgetting to film the ending" again is very curious.

In the ending there is some kind of sore or bruise on Jack's cheek. Anyone know what this might be?
View attachment 3971040

Thrombocytopenia