Pre-agency video
This girl is... not white? What? How blind am I? This is supposed to obvious? What is happening?
That girl is huwhite as can be. She is shedding yt tears. She is not a native Tahitian. She is not "from" Bora Bora. It sounds like she is from Oregon or Idaho. That girl is a yt appropriating Tahitian culture and trying to grift a first class vacay from Dylan.
The fuck is going on in Bora Bora? is someone spiking his pina coladas? No, that wouldn't come near explaining... this. This is not drunkenness. Perhaps another existential crisis like the Grand Canyon?
I'm leaning more into a lot of these videos being prewritten or the tie-ins being more ubiquitous than just the blatant product placement and ads. There's always a weird segue into an "Important PSA Topic" that tries to be as universal and anodyne as possible. "I think we all just have to deal with anxiety and depression sometimes, right, kids?" And then there's tourism department boilerplate like playing up how welcoming to trans people Bora Bora is out of nowhere.
Dyldo really does seem more and more like and industry plant every day. I know nothing about TikTok or how it works, but for him to gain such a massive audience in such a small time and be invited to speak about being a girl/woman by Ulta and Forbes - not to mention interviewing the president - seems... manufactured?
Considering how much more unhinged he's been acting since he got there, he's not exactly making it look like a fun place to be. He said he was having his "Eat Pray Love" moment when he got there, but I'm not entirely sure what that all entails. Does that include having a mental breakdown?
How much is a ticket from, say, Portland to Bora Bora? Under a thousand bucks. So this woman, who is so very desperate to go to her homeland, hasn't been able to save $55 a month over the last 18 months? Has money for a pointless nose ring and facial piercings though.
I absolutely doubt anyone has a home they've never been to.
Swimming with the things that killed Steve Irwin would be a hard pass from me.
If she was born in America, I really don't see how Bora Bora is her home. Wouldn't America be her home? Based on her looks she's probably at least half white, and yet she doesn't consider any white people countries "her home". Bitches be crazy. Besides, the reason Dylan could afford it is probably because he's being funded by NGOs or whatever. Your average person is not being funded by wealthy activists.
What's his surgery on the 16th? His FFS? I wonder if it'll preserve the Dylan slasher smile, it'll probably make it even more unnerving tbh.
Yeah, I am getting the vibe of "23 and me says I'm 3% French Polynesian and I am going to play that card for all its worth".
It’s a common denominator between regular online troons and influencer troons. They never seem to be around friends. All their social media presence consists of selfies or strangers taking photos of them on their own. Dylan has a few videos and selfies with other people, but they’re few and far between and most of the time it’s just a “fellow content creator & collaborator.”
It's a thing, there's even a word for it: fernweh.
Not all rays are pointy.
