Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Cthulu]

something occured to me, @Autphag do you take anti-androgens? It was mentioned in another thread that you have to take anti-androgens if you're going on estrogen, as if you're not it will convert into more testosterone. with the haphazard way Autphag is transitioning it wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't taking anti-androgens. Also how are you going to transition to a baby, you mentioned something about this @Autphag?

I'm not surprised he is half-assing it. He half-asses everything. His crippling Autism prevents him from carrying through on anything in life.

 

[HickoryDickory]

@Autphag Hygiene is not a Jewish conspiracy you autist.

He seems to be taking the hippy mentality when it comes to washing. They can say that the hair wicks away the moisture and all that natural jazz, but that doesn't mean you still don't stink or are covered in body oils and dirt. Eventually he's going to get rashes and other nasties if he doesn't start taking care of himself, his immune system can't keep up forever.

...can Jews be hippies?

 

[chimpburgers]

@S-chan says the following to the last couple of questions. She's threadbanned from here currently for a week.

(1) yes she takes anti andros, massive doses thereof
(2) basically just have a dom mum to put you in diapers and stuff
(3) you don't -- you also do some rather grisly home remedy shit with your teeth
(i don't remember the specifics, but i once heard some pretty horrifying stuff about autphag's dental care or lack thereof)

 

[GS 281]

Candy should be unbanned just because of this thread.

 

[Anime-Chan]

You should brush your teeth more because cavities can lead to brain infections if untreated

It's already too late for him fam

 

[Cthulu]

It's already too late for him fam

His brain is damaged by alcohol and self-meds. He can shove a thesaurus up his ass and shit it out but not make one bit of sense. Somehow he thinks this makes him "smart". It doesn't it makes him a lolcow on the internets. The smartest people never do this. They speak plain language so everyone can understand their ideas. He hopes to confuse and lord over people with his word salad.

edit: I will also say part of that is his autism. They used to be called idiot savants. He has one thing he can do. Intelligent communication isn't it.

 

[Hyperion]

This guy is like Scottish ADF lol

CASSIUS
Men at some time are masters of their fates.
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves that we are underlings.
'Brutus' and 'Caesar'—what should be in that
'Caesar'?
Why should that name be sounded more than
yours?
Write them together, yours is as fair a name;
Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well;
Weigh them, it is as heavy; conjure with 'em,
'Brutus' will start a spirit as soon as 'Caesar.' (1.2.146-156)

Oh man that brings back memories

 

[DZ 305]

@Autphag You are a vagrant that is mentally ill and clearly incapable of taking basic care of himself. Son of a bitch, you can't even keep yourself clean, and you're some part of an autistic master race?

 

[DuskEngine]

Does Aspergia have an anthem @Autphag ? Can you sing it for us?

 

[José Mourinho]

Here's the national anthem for Aspergia:

Does Aspergia have an anthem @Autphag ? Can you sing it for us?

 

[Cubanodun]

It's not a lie. I even uploaded the picture on the internet to timestamp it. Ask your inner-circle about it and see who offers to show you their entire contacts list. People view you as a charity case and not a leader. I view you as that and so do many others. A charity case gets asspats while a leader gets respect and admiration with people who will follow your lead. They're their just to give you asspats and virtue signal their uniqueness aka a special education counselor. They will only give you enough resources to make you feel slightly better and not to get you fully out of a ditch. If you were out of the ditch as a normal man without the batshit baggage you have. You could finally live your life as a man without constraints and they wouldn't be able to use asspatting as a moral boost. You're literally a counter-cultural asspat for weirdo's and nerds.

Tlr @Autphag only exist so people can pity him and feel morally superior, or in our case as a source of entertainment

I will ask @Null to change your avatar to a .gif of a shower

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

I think this is a good place to remind everyone that Autphag also gets off on shitting himself.

 

[pickledance]

So he spends all his time on skype and doesn't bathe, wonder how many sores Aut is sporting this second.

 

[Absinthe]

@Autphag What the fuck is wrong with you?

Jesus Christ, this is just like OPL. You think you've seen the worst and then he takes another container of frozen navy out of the fridge.

 

[melty]

You know as a man you really need to take better care of your hygiene. Men always think they can skip showers for some reason and they are wrong you smell gross.

 

[Luminous Being]

@Autphag can you show us your teeth mate?

 

[Autphag]

something occured to me, @Autphag do you take anti-androgens? It was mentioned in another thread that you have to take anti-androgens if you're going on estrogen, as if you're not it will convert into more testosterone. with the haphazard way Autphag is transitioning it wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't taking anti-androgens. Also how are you going to transition to a baby, you mentioned something about this @Autphag?

Retard, it was mentioned not that much further back in this thread that I was.

His brain is damaged by alcohol and self-meds. He can shove a thesaurus up his ass and shit it out but not make one bit of sense. Somehow he thinks this makes him "smart". It doesn't it makes him a lolcow on the internets. The smartest people never do this. They speak plain language so everyone can understand their ideas. He hopes to confuse and lord over people with his word salad.

edit: I will also say part of that is his autism. They used to be called idiot savants. He has one thing he can do. Intelligent communication isn't it.

You know nothing about communication, seeing as half these sentences are pidgin fragments, and making a self-deluded attempt at fail-trolling is all you can do, so yeah, I'd say "idiot savant" is an adequate self-descriptor.

It's not a lie. I even uploaded the picture on the internet to timestamp it. Ask your inner-circle about it and see who offers to show you their entire contacts list. People view you as a charity case and not a leader. I view you as that and so do many others. A charity case gets asspats while a leader gets respect and admiration with people who will follow your lead. They're their just to give you asspats and virtue signal their uniqueness aka a special education counselor. They will only give you enough resources to make you feel slightly better and not to get you fully out of a ditch. If you were out of the ditch as a normal man without the batshit baggage you have. You could finally live your life as a man without constraints and they wouldn't be able to use asspatting as a moral boost. You're literally a counter-cultural asspat for weirdo's and nerds.

And this is merely the inverse in failed neo-masculinist simpleton terms. Not buying your shtick, introsped.

 

[Pikimon]

This guys is gross, fugly and stupid. The autists will never rule the world because none of them can get laid and they'd all be too busy playing minecraft and sonic to do anything productive. Day 1 of Aspergia would be dedicated to stacking blocks in neat rows, followed by the banning of hugging, then shitting their pants.

 

[introman]

And this is merely the inverse in failed neo-masculinist simpleton terms. Not buying your shtick, introsped.

Believe in what you want. I'll be sitting here in the states relaxing until you can come talk to me about it.

 

[José Mourinho]

The autists will never rule the world because none of them can get laid and they'd all be too busy playing minecraft and sonic to do anything productive. Day 1 of Aspergia would be dedicated to stacking blocks in neat rows, followed by the banning of hugging, then shitting their pants.

At least the autists you posted actually did something productive instead of rambling with a thesaurus all day which takes a special kind of autism to do so lol.