Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Their eyes look really blue and I think their face seems thinner? Maybe it’s the angles. That chin was always pretty masculine, so this kind of works.

There’s gotta be some work they can do from home. Or something where they won’t have to deal with customers.

(If someone puts in effort and hasn’t committed a crime, using neutral pronouns isn’t a big deal)
Did you forget about her jailsaga? I would be more inclined to use other pronouns if I actually believed she fully believes she is trans but as Dysnomia stated this is just her latest obsession and she's using it to get asspats from her peers.
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Did you forget about her jailsaga? I would be more inclined to use other pronouns if I actually believed she fully believes she is trans but as Dysnomia stated this is just her latest obsession and she's using it to get asspats from her peers.
I'm wondering if her chosen name of "Ashton" has to do with her middle name of Ashley? I mean you can't make Sarah into a guy's name so... maybe that's the source?
 
It just hit me that PT might be confusing her cervix for a penis and have a bad understanding of her own anatomy, considering how the cervix sticks out inside the vagina. It's not a sure thing since she hasn't gone into many details, but she does say the penis is inside her.
 
It just hit me that PT might be confusing her cervix for a penis and have a bad understanding of her own anatomy, considering how the cervix sticks out inside the vagina. It's not a sure thing since she hasn't gone into many details, but she does say the penis is inside her.
I’ve never touched a true and honest cock but I’ve heard that the cervix feels like the tip of the nose or a penis before. So maybe?

I can’t recall where exactly Pixy thinks her hidden dick is, though. Whoever made the La Blue Girl joke may be onto something, though. I always got the impression she thought she was gonna grow the dick a la a futanari. She did show pictures of her infected and swollen junk insisting that her clit was growing, but this was also like two years ago? Her thinking could’ve slightly shifted to being literally inside her vagina now. Hmm.

As for the firing incident, Sarah was already not a great employee. I bet she hid from customers at Lowe’s as much as she did at Home Depot. She was probably arguing with a customer, the customer said something along the lines of “ma’am please calm down” and Sarah had a meltdown over the misgendering. Maybe screaming at the customer, maybe running away and crying afterward (including curling into a ball a la Chris at Too Many Games). Whatever the incident was, it was one too many and during a super critical day at that.
 
Did you forget about her jailsaga?
I’m afraid I had, good reminder. Though I was thinking of crimes like what Chris did or the assholes who claim to be trans women because they don’t want to be in jail with men.

I would be more inclined to use other pronouns if I actually believed she fully believes she is trans but as Dysnomia stated this is just her latest obsession and she's using it to get asspats from her peers.
She seems like such a miserable person that I don’t mind using whatever. But she doesn’t read here anyway afaik and refuses to take responsibility for her mental health so idk. It probably doesn’t matter.

I'm wondering if her chosen name of "Ashton" has to do with her middle name of Ashley?
I think you’ve cracked the case.

I mean you can't make Sarah into a guy's name so... maybe that's the source?
I’ve seen Sarah become Shawn or Sam.
 
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It could be anything really when you get down to it. For all we know it's based on Ash from Pokemon and she wants the formal name which is Ashton I guess.

(Might be repeating this) On the fish incident IRL, I had an incident over a small Bass as it was on the pier and I pushed it back into the water. Catfish can go into colder waters but gravitate towards warmer waters. At least she didn't literally catfish (fish the catfish barehanded until you're elbow deep in its maw)

As for "Cervix being the penis", I have no clue other than tampons/Menstrual cups/tissue paper shoved up to the cervix.
 
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It could be anything really when you get down to it. For all we know it's based on Ash from Pokemon and she wants the formal name which is Ashton I guess.

It's just I never heard her middle name before and felt the similarity was too close to be coincidence.

I completely forgot that her middle name was Ashley, too. I still think it's more Ash Ketchum too. There was that one episode in Indigo League where he did disguise himself as a girl (calling himself Ashley). Her main male cosplays are Sora from Kingdom Hearts and him, too.

As for "Cervix being the penis", I have no clue other than tampons/Menstrual cups/tissue paper shoved up to the cervix.
The problem is that at one point Sarah stopped doing vaginal penetration period because she found it far too painful. Given what her crotch looked like last I checked, it looked like she had a very bad yeast infection. She very rarely washed her dildos (see infamous dildo rolling around on her car floor photos), so the average person would see that as the reason. Not our mentally ill queen! At any rate, she switched to anal instead and found it more pleasurable, and this was one reason that she believed that she was actually a gay dude. Really. If she penetrated her cooch recently then it's very very recently.
 
I feel like it's very likely Pixy has rudely corrected customers on multiple occasions (or acted sullen and hostile when they call her ma'am) and eventually her workplace just had enough and told her to pack up her shit and leave. It's also possible there was just one very bad outburst but considering Pixy doesn't seem to understand why she was fired I think maybe it was just a lot of smaller incidents.

She definitely still thinks she has a dick inside her. That's not how being intersex works, but whatever. I assume the stuff about thrusting is body language and she's wording it poorly. Also, we finally have a name and it's kind of shocking how long it took. Usually when people transition it's one of, if not the first step they take. She's definitely one of the more melodramatic transmen I know of, they're usually more chill about being misgendered. That's more of a #justpixythings situation though. She's nothing if not melodramatic.
I’ve worked with people kind of like Pixy who have barely started transitioning and get pissed when people misgender them. Combine her fractured mental state with that and of course she sees any honest mistake like that as a personal attack on her identity.
To be fair having a narc mom hasn’t helped her in the slightest with growing thicker skin.
 
At any rate, she switched to anal instead and found it more pleasurable, and this was one reason that she believed that she was actually a gay dude. Really.
A lot of women like anal because, as one GF I had used to say, "it's like you're rubbing my clit from the inside". She found that it was sometimes easier to cum when getting fucked in the ass than from the front. But Pixy, like most women, lacks a prostate which from what I understand is known as the male G-spot. So how the fuck can she think she's a gay man in a woman's body? Then I remember it's Pixy and she's an idiot.

It was also Black Friday when only the craziest and most entitled people shop. It wouldn’t take much to send the King into a tizzy. It’s not like a normal day when she could go hide behind a counter.
To be fair if I was working retail and had to work Black Friday I'd probably flip out as well. Only an idiot shops on Black Friday. Sure you can get that big screen TV for $50 or whatever the price is but is it worth having to stay in line for a week, battle your way through crazy shoppers, people getting into fist fights over it and the sheer number of bodies in the store? I'd much rather spend the full price a week later. Or hit the Cyber Monday deals on Amazon.
 
Just wanted to drop this favorite I came across when looking for another old picture. I think this is 2014? I miss the poopin poses.
The fact that she thought those were sexy was the worst part of her pooping poses.

Why is she making that face? I have so many questions and I too miss the classic pooping poses.
Like most people with a touch of the 'tism, she has no idea what face she's making. She "feels" it, whatever it is, but it's not enough for it to be conveyed to the camera.

Honestly no idea if she's going for, "oopsie, I slipped and now you can see my ass" in a cutsie way or "did anybody just see me trip?" in an embarrassed way.
 
I had two more squirreled away from the same shoot, but I’m afraid it doesn’t shed any light on why she’s on the ground in powerfart pose. When you gotta go you gotta go.

Bonus cheerbot!
So she's angry, then she's wistful and then... she's a cheerleading robot who farted before starting to throw judo chops?

Could this bitch actually take a good picture for once? I know tripod-san isn't the best when it comes to shooting but at least put in some effort.

Her hair looks so greasy jfc.

She probably thinks she looks fierce?
Roll the dice and I'm sure you could come up with a half-dozen other interpretations of what she's trying to do.
 
She did a shoot on a beach as a mermaid I liked. Her twisted weird expressions made the pictures interesting. She looked like the sea had spat her onto the shore and she couldn’t understand why and was none too pleased. No, I don’t have them saved. Wish I did. And no, I don’t mean the ones from a Little Mermaid anime.
 
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