Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

For me it has been about the journey more than any one individual experience. It's like a long-running show: you may have some favorite arcs, some seasons which disappointed, some events which were very telegraphed and predictable, others which came seemingly out of the blue but are consistent with the tragic hero's story, etc. Each event in the series of events is made greater due to its place in the overall character arc. Yes, some events are independently funny regardless of context, but I feel they are brought to peak kino levels through their respective contributions to a greater overarching whole of canon Chibi.

I even have a soft spot for things I was not around for, stuff that had been dug up after the fact, like the dark moon energy collar. That one bit of earlyish lore is made better by seeing the same kind of Animu Hero mannerisms continue for 10 years straight. It's just an everflowing well of cringe, self-own, and fail. Glorious.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

One of my favorite but often forgotten moments: When Chibi wrestled another sperg for the right to bone some convention thot.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

One of my favorite but often forgotten moments: When Chibi wrestled another sperg for the right to bone some convention thot.

Truly an underrated arc in the series

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

One of my favorite but often forgotten moments: When Chibi wrestled another sperg for the right to bone some convention thot.

Care to explain for the rest of the class?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Can't believe this thread has hit 500 pages finally. Been lurking since before it hit 100 and while the rate of the milk Adam produces waxes and wanes, it's almost always quality.

How bout a good old fashioned sharing of your favorite Chibi moment(s) to right this thread from the last couple pages of pitying and transition "speculation"?

For me, the pinnacle was everything involving his crazy gf. They completed each other so perfectly that sometimes I feel an acute sadness knowing we'll never get milk that good again. The video where he's absent-mindedly bing bing wahooing to some horrible Mario 64 hack while his gf is reading his thread on stream really can't be topped in my opinion. Everything during her saga showed off how pathetic and loathsome Chibi is.

Do we know whatever happened with that chick, by the way? She probably would have been a decent BPD cow herself.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Care to explain for the rest of the class?

I don't recall the specifics, but that's pretty much it. The girl just left the party/room due to the cringe.

 

[coomer mcgee]

Care to explain for the rest of the class?

Chibi got wine cooler drunk and became jealous that some other nigga was mackin' on his bitch. Here's @FanaticDreamer 's posts giving a bit more context:

He's definitely not a big drinker this is social theater. He's trying to look cool 100%. The incident I mentioned about him "getting drunk" and wrestling with a guy over a girl was after two wine coolers IIRC. I've never see him drink anything more than a few wine coolers or at most, a single shot of something. Though there was one time he acted like he was super drunk and got kicked out of a different speedrunning community party / run event. So that was interesting.

I mean if it had just been a thing where Chibi was like "I challenge you for the honor of Sam" and the guy was like sure buddy and they feigned wrestling, that would be a funny joke. But the two legit were on the ground wrestling in the middle of a party in a hotel room. Even if he was 100% joking and not genuinely jealous, there's no way that's anything but cringe. At least, IMO.

I feel like a joke wouldn't have been taken that far...so I feel like there had to be some jealousy in there because another guy was flirting with a girl Chibi believed he had claims on.

As for my favorite Chibi moment, it would probably be his crazy gf crying over Chibi's erectile dysfunction. again, here are fanatic's posts:

They tried a few times but it always ended up with him jerking off or as she said, him putting on her underwear. She also cried a lot during their sexual experiences. Not even being funny.

She cried because he couldn't stay hard and would get soft every time he tried to put it in her. The only way they actually got anywhere was to have him put on her underwear and jerk off, or for her to talk through his fetishes with him.

Also, I just wanna say big ups to FanaticDreamer. Thanks for the insider info, you're definitely a thread MVP.

 

[Stinkyboy]

For me, the pinnacle was everything involving his crazy gf. They completed each other so perfectly that sometimes I feel an acute sadness knowing we'll never get milk that good again. The video where he's absent-mindedly bing bing wahooing to some horrible Mario 64 hack while his gf is reading his thread on stream really can't be topped in my opinion. Everything during her saga showed off how pathetic and loathsome Chibi is.

Do we know whatever happened with that chick, by the way? She probably would have been a decent BPD cow herself.

She’s still around defending him
I posted about it not long ago

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Can't believe this thread has hit 500 pages finally. Been lurking since before it hit 100 and while the rate of the milk Adam produces waxes and wanes, it's almost always quality.

How bout a good old fashioned sharing of your favorite Chibi moment(s) to right this thread from the last couple pages of pitying and transition "speculation"?

I said it before but I will say it again. The EZScape Yugioh video fiasco was pure bliss. Sure it's not the most heinous thing Chibi's ever done, nor the most autistic but it embodies the classic Chibi arc and is just flat out hilarious. Seeing him unironically break break down his own editing like he made some sort of deep master piece, only for it to be completely shat on by EZScape's audience will never not be funny.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I said it before but I will say it again. The EZScape Yugioh video fiasco was pure bliss. Sure it's not the most heinous thing Chibi's ever done, nor the most autistic but it embodies the classic Chibi arc and is just flat out hilarious. Seeing him unironically break break down his own editing like he made some sort of deep master piece, only for it to be completely shat on by EZScape's audience will never not be funny.

Agreed. It should always be mentioned that he basically released the video early, before the creator did, just to brag. That's like the janitor at the record label leaking a bootleg mp3 of some artist's song and then bragging about how clean the floors are at the studio because of your contribution.

Also, he was very present in that comment section too. Up until he was fired of course. The man had one single taste of success in this racket and managed to burn it all to the ground within like 24 hours.

Telling a story involving Chibi, especially one of his more infamous escapades, is like telling a joke that has a punchline in every sentence. It gets more and more ridiculous to the point where it becomes hard to believe, but knowing who Chibi is, you just accept it as not just plausible but likely.

 

[Torricelli]

Do we know whatever happened with that chick, by the way? She probably would have been a decent BPD cow herself.

Here is her Facebook account.

She occasionally likes/comments on Adam's posts.

 

[izaya]

I hope you all got a large appetite. I got these leaks on twitter from someone that wanted to remain anonymous. Enjoy it to your hearts content. I apologize in advance if I made a mistake in the post. I usually lurk.

Spoiler: Leaks

 

[Daym Drops]

we are going to need the full res photo of chibi cumming on his stomach. you would think he would have learnt not to talk sexual with randoms on discord and twitter by now, does he have a exposure kink?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I'm confused, doesn't he want to fuck Vaporeon? He had the perfect opportunity and he wasted it, like cum in the rain. What a fucking exhausting person.

 

[Large Rodent]

I hope you all got a large appetite. I got these leaks on twitter from someone that wanted to remain anonymous. Enjoy it to your hearts content. I apologize in advance if I made a mistake in the post. I usually lurk.

Spoiler: Leaks

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Besides this being one of the cringiest things I've had to endure this year, it just kinda seems like two people being degenerates together, not someone leaking DMs to expose a sex pest (we already know he is one anyways). So, what, is this another catfish? Looks like Sayu reached out first but who knows how they first met. Another discord server if I had to guess.

Possible future sperging aside, they started DMing on the 21st of October and it only took these two three days to start being horny. And that was after Chibi told her all about his twitch stream. Really committed to that professional twitch streamer look, eh, Chubs? Just like the pros.
At least there's no out-and-out cock pic this time. Improvement?

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I could've went without seeing cumy unkept pubes this morning. Thank you for your service.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

I hope you all got a large appetite. I got these leaks on twitter from someone that wanted to remain anonymous. Enjoy it to your hearts content. I apologize in advance if I made a mistake in the post. I usually lurk.

Spoiler: Leaks

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Yeah I have to agree that if this isn’t a troll messing with him, and a real girl sending him stuff, he will still probably see this a win and move on to the next barely legal degenerate he can find.

I imagine he half expects all his DMs to be leaked eventually. Everyone already knows he’s a degenerate so it actually doesn’t lower his already trash tier reputation.

That being said it was a hilarious read, and the cummy tummy with the unkept pubes made me laugh out loud, thanks for sharing.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Anyone need a new pfp?

 

[TV's Adam West]

I can't wait for him to slide on to DMs again and look for giantesses or do something similarly stupid!

Did you fucking will this into existence

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

I was thinking a bit today about what is my favourite Chibi moment, and came to the conclusion that I don't have a favourite moment, I just love the never-ending Chibi cycle and the endless supply of milk it promises to provide.

And lo and behold here we go again, right on cue.

Spoiler: magnet therapy

I don't understand what he's trying to achieve by presenting the story this way. He says he doesn't remember it at all but has all these details about what he did, says that somebody 'apparently' complained as if the complaint is the part of the story that's unclear as to whether it happened. He claims he has a massive hole in his memory but isn't concerned by it. And he obviously tweeted about the situation immediately after it happened. How is this meant to look???

Surely for most people, talking to someone who admits to having a moment of tard rage because some fat receptionist exerted what little power she had over him is less concerning than complete loss of memory during which he violently destroyed a snake oil sales office, but whatever.