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Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber's face is starting to get that hexagon shape again. Dramatic makeup, so bear with her. Unboxing of an Amazon delivery. It's a container to store the gift wrap, which is good because Amber has a lot of gift wrap. So cool.
Location: Standing in the living room.
We get to watch them move the wrapping paper from a large cardboard box to this large vinyl storage bag. Rarity does an odour check of the paper; Twinkie supervises Rarity; Amber points with her balloon hand; Jade actually moves the rolls... TEAMWORK!! Jade relies on her hat to protect her identity - though we all know who she is.
Jade's turn to open a present. It's some viral TikTok garbage. A hoola hoop thing to help you lose weight. Of course Amber would fall for some gimicky shit like this. Amber declares the diameter to be so large that it could fit around her (nope - it's only 58"). Twinkie freaks the fuck out over something.
Jade is demonstrating this. She's eliminated some links so she can wear it tightly around her hips, and it has a clip with a cord dangling from it. The cord has a teardrop shaped weight hanging from it. You swing your hips like using a hoola hoop, but the device stays in place while the weight pulls clip around the outer track by the cord. Great item to use right beside the television, Jade. The device scares the ABSOLUTE FUCK out of Rarity and she runs for it. Oh yeah, and Amber starts rambling about her slippers and there is a hoof sighting if you're into that sort of thing. Amber has a weird thing against thick shoes after her fall - I guess people's guess about her losing sensation in her feet is true. Now thicker shoes cause her anxiety.
JUMP CUT!!! AMBER CAN'T BREATHE!!! SHE'S DYING!! Beginner tip for aspiring medics/first responders: if your patient screams that they can't breathe, they can breathe. Camera pans out and Amber is wearing the hoop thing. It's stuck just under her boobs and she can't get it off. I'd like to remind everyone that the box was clearly labelled as this being a 58 INCH device. Also keep in mind that Amber is a drama-whore and could have removed a couple of links in order to get herself stuck. (And AGAIN, she accuses US of dehumanizing HER). "Obviously I'm too fat for it. But I want to try one little swirl". What a fucking shitshow. "It's not on my hips, so I look stupid as hell". Now, now, Amber, don't blame the plastic hoop for you looking stupid. Headphone users beware if you want to watch this.
Amber has only just realized 10 minutes into the video that this shrieking and flapping around is frightening her cat. What an amazing fur-momma!
Kitty Cat Advent Calendar. It's a plastic ball with a bell in it. Rarity bats it around and starts kicking it with her back feet.
Play-Doh Advent Calendar. Tiny tub of orange play-doh and a candy cane stamp. Amber makes a play-doh candy cane.
Mini Fashion Brands Unboxing: A tiny purse, and tiny sunglasses. Amber has found a new addiction. The purse is real material, too! People say that Amber is age regressing, but she doesn't care. That is quite obvious. Amber plays with the toys on camera. Amber practically "O's" on camera when she discovers that her teeny purse has teeny toy makeup and a teeny lotion container inside of it.
Location: Standing in the kitchen.
Weight Watchers Snacks Unboxing/Haul: If Amber is going to be successful with losing weight and with her eating disorder, she needs to give into her food addiction, or else she'll give in to her food addiction (I'm paraphrasing, but that's how I interpreted this nonsense regarding balancing her food addiction and 'BED').
Chocolate pretzel bars, sour cream and onion crunchy thins (free because she bought so much shit), salt and vinegar potato chips, mac and cheese potato sticks, peanut butter pie bars, mint cookie crunch bars, chocolate caramel snack bars, sea salt hummus crisps, iced chocolate puffs, nutter butter bites, and a CASE of Peatos crunchy onion rings. Basically, all of the same stuff she got the LAST time she failed Weight Watchers and needed some approved snacks.
Did you know that fruts and vegetables are 0 points on the Weight Watchers diet? That totally won't work for Amber if she's to hit her goal of 78 points per day (plus her 49 weekly points every day). She'll need lots of snacks for that. GOALS!
Location: Sitting on the couch.
Amber ordered banana ice cream with whipped cream on top. Taste test!! "This place makes their ice cream... literally there". Thanks, Captain Obvious. Creepy eye-contact with the camera while she takes a hit. OMG it's REAL BANANA! "Babe" needs to try it (with the same spoon so Jade gets a sprinkling of tonsil stone with the ice cream).
Location: Standing in the bathroom.
4 hours later. Amber just woke up from a nap. She's seen people about her sleep and sleep medication is not advised with her meds. Again, nothing is *wrong* with her sleep - she chooses to sleep all day and stay up all night. That's not 'insomnia', that's 'stay-awake-while-the-house-sleeps-so-you-can-binge-in-peace'.
They were supposed to go to a Christmas Parade, but Twinkie has been acting weird and anxious and Amber couldn't leave her alone.
Amber is now setting the Haydurz straight. They've pointed out that Amber says she never gets sick, but she just had pneumonia. Amber says that doesn't count, because she got pneumonia from being 'bed readen' (bed-ridden) from tearing ligaments and that can happen to anyone. Her sudden lack of movement after getting injured lead to pneumonia (even though just before it happened she was talking about how inactive she was already being, and Jade pushed her to go on that walk). One, no. Getting a joint injury does not mean you will get an infection in your lungs. Two, you were still sick, Amber.
Weight Loss Surgery Update: On Monday, she's going to call and schedule an appointment for a consultation. Two different surgeries are offered: one for 16k, and one for 23k, and she wants to know exactly which one she should get. She needs to know what she has to do, NOW. I can help you with this, Amber. They will want you to do THE EXACT SAME THINGS THE OTHER 3 WEIGHT LOSS DOCTORS WANTED YOU TO DO. This includes following a restrictive, lower calorie diet, and getting EFFECTIVE treatment for your overeating so you don't explode your stomach with food and die the molment you feel an emotion or watch a video of someone eating chips.
Jade wants to help Amber save up for the surgery. Let's see how long this goes on for where Jade has to work multiple jobs to save thousands for Amber, while Amber eat cases of chocolate caramel bars and chips, and spends her money on toys and purses.
YouTube Random Comment Picker.
heather jarrell says "These comments though. Some of y'all say the exact same positive thing. A lot of missing comments as well"
Amber thanks Heather for the comment, but doesn't understand what Heather is saying. Amber doesn't delete comments, has never been one to delete comments - except she has admitted in the past to getting her friends to go through her comments to delete the unsavory ones.
Outro.
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vlogmas day 3
