Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

His body shape is so fucking weird. His stomach is bloated, his thighs are off shaoe and his calves are just tiny.

Hebhit random on the oblivion character creation screen

It makes some interesting parallels with Chris-chan:
Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than standing up, his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks and barely capable of tearing cardboard
(Cwcpedia, Chris and health)

You can't really get that much fat on the oblivion character creation.
Dark souls, on the other side, has the Smough armor set to make the perfect Keffals cosplay
 
Who wants to bet that he's done the (no so stupid) thing for once and got legal counsel and they've told him to stfu? Hence the dead air? Whatever's left of that 100 grand will probably end up in an out of court settlement with Destiny.

This is assuming Lucas has two braincells to rub together.
 
The hunch has returned.
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I believe this means they're back in their luxury apartment in London and their Irish holiday with EFNO is over, IIRC they said they'd be back on the 6th or the 10th of December so we're earlier than expected.
This means that we should see whether Keffals actually addresses Destiny's CAD demands and offers an official retraction soon.

Keffals has also been posting on Tiktok since yesterday, this follows a large period of inactivity. I'm surprised it's being revived actually.

Edit: New Twitter profile banner indicates that Keffals and EFNO both took a trip to bumfuck nowhere just to visit a town called 'Clara' just to take a picture of the roadsign.
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Archives of Keffals' newer tiktoks:

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Keffals admits half his fanbase is coomers and he doesn't mind being objectified.


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Keffals pandering to men. I don't think it's gonna convince any red-blooded male of anything.
First video:
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Second:
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Archives of Keffals' newer tiktoks:
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Keffals admits half his fanbase is coomers and he doesn't mind being objectified.

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Keffals pandering to men. I don't think it's gonna convince any red-blooded male of anything.
In Italy, there is a definition for the coomer dead desperate for sex, and it's "morto di figa" (dead by pussy)
None of the subhuman following Keffals for that even managed to enter that category, I feel pity for them.
 
So I guess my previous post from a couple of hours ago is:

1) voided now that our favourite walking argument for late-stage abortion has reappeared from his hiatus; and,
2) answers my previous question that he indeed does not have two braincells to rub together.
 
this entire sentence demonstrates you have not a single fucking clue how law works at all and should not be giving legal advice.
Devil's advocate counterpoint. No one has a fucking clue how the law works at this point.

Um...:
What “luxury apartment”?​

Pretty sure it's just an empty modifier at this point. Basically an apartment complex with a pool and a gym and bam "luxury apartment"
 
It makes some interesting parallels with Chris-chan:

(Cwcpedia, Chris and health)

You can't really get that much fat on the oblivion character creation.
Dark souls, on the other side, has the Smough armor set to make the perfect Keffals cosplay
Keffals Vs. CWC arm wrestling contest. Winner get's a funko pop made after them.

This is horror beyond human comprehension.
 
Archives of Keffals' newer tiktoks:
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Keffals admits half his fanbase is coomers and he doesn't mind being objectified.

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Link / Archive
Keffals pandering to men. I don't think it's gonna convince any red-blooded male of anything.
He also doesn't understand how Tiktok works. Too much silence for Tiktok, the peanut brained zoomers will just dislike it and skip it and will probably never see Lucas his stupid face and moobs again. He's too boring to make a video that would work on Tiktok, he needs way more energy to somewhat succeed there.
 
He also doesn't understand how Tiktok works. Too much silence for Tiktok, the peanut brained zoomers will just dislike it and skip it and will probably never see Lucas his stupid face and moobs again. He's too boring to make a video that would work on Tiktok, he needs way more energy to somewhat succeed there.
Keffals is too slow-in-the-mind to use tik tok (or twitch) efficently enough, Keffals being stupid as well also makes things worse
 
Imagine if Chris was freed when #Dropkiwifarms started, can you imagine the deranged madness ensuing with him joining the movement and getting in touch with Keffals and Liz?
I can only imagine the type of abhorrent shit that would go down.

No chris, you cant fuck the toaster no matter what gender it defines as...
 
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