DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
if phil thinks a game is cheesable or playing it will make him look cool but people are saying to avoid it, he takes it personally, because if you disagree with him that must mean you think he's a dumb fuck
if phil thinks a game will wreck his ego and people say to avoid it he can say "well alottapeepo *5 minutes of backstory* so i'm not playing it"

he's not contrarian, he's just already made up his mind
also note he loves AAA because:
1. day one guide style videos
2. big name robust recognition
3. mature fancy graphics
 
So Phil doing his best Chris Cocker in a so pathetic you might as well anhero cause you have nothing attempt for attention, yes I'm old and make old references.

"Want to be cool? Hate on the game and justify nothing."

who wants to tell him...

I mean..

street fighter V, KoFXV, MGS, street fighter V, Injustice 1, Smash, Xcom, Street Fighter V, Blazeblu, Guilty gear, every call of duty, every battlefield, street fighter V, Fortnight, minecraft, pubg, street fight V, 1up MvC2, RE8, horizon 2, persona 3/4/5, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 7R...oh and Street Fighter V.

thats just off the top of my head.
 
Good Lord I just saw @TJGamebox's latest Sweaty Man update. Phil must be battling with some seasonal depression. $2390 is more than his last YT Check.

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'Tis the season of giving to Scopely! According to our boy @Piece of Peace's spreadsheet the (known) record month was May 2021 with over 6k spent on pictures of sweaty men. Let's see if he can break the record this month.
 
if phil thinks a game is cheesable or playing it will make him look cool but people are saying to avoid it, he takes it personally, because if you disagree with him that must mean you think he's a dumb fuck
if phil thinks a game will wreck his ego and people say to avoid it he can say "well alottapeepo *5 minutes of backstory* so i'm not playing it"

he's not contrarian, he's just already made up his mind
also note he loves AAA because:
1. day one guide style videos
2. big name robust recognition
3. mature fancy graphics
Then why did he skip Saints Row? I think that game looks like ass but he is the type to cope and say "well we can just laugh at it." He skipped Saints Row Reboot and opted to play Saints Row 2.
 
Just took a look at Socialblade and it seems Phil, despite getting more and more subscribers (yeah right) is not hitting good views (what a suprise)

I would have thought he might reliably get over 700.000 views per month again but even that seems out of reach. The guys on the "That being said" podcast also noted that the majority oh Phil's views come from his old stuff. Yikes man
 

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Just took a look at Socialblade and it seems Phil, despite getting more and more subscribers (yeah right) is not hitting good views (what a suprise)

I would have thought he might reliably get over 700.000 views per month again but even that seems out of reach. The guys on the "That being said" podcast also noted that the majority oh Phil's views come from his old stuff. Yikes man
I heard on their show that last month only 15% of his new videos got more than 2k views. That's why I subscribe to JoshPoem's theory that the Callisto Protocol sperging is him trying to get involved in drama with a larger Youtuber so he can cry victim and collect pitybux from it.
 
Then why did he skip Saints Row? I think that game looks like ass but he is the type to cope and say "well we can just laugh at it." He skipped Saints Row Reboot and opted to play Saints Row 2.
i would assume because "actually bad game (and not bad in that i lose) makes me look immature and stupid. i only play the best AAA games because robust adult"
he decided he wasn't gonna play it, and unless someone tossed him money, he wasn't gonna play it
 
'Tis the season of giving to Scopely! According to our boy @Piece of Peace's spreadsheet the (known) record month was May 2021 with over 6k spent on pictures of sweaty men. Let's see if he can break the record this month.
The more unstable and coping he gets, the more sweaty JPEGS pulls he'll make, which will result in more instability, rage, salt and irrational lashing out towards his chat or other streamers. We're nearing a mental breakdown or another content creator clapback that will put him in his place.

Then rinse and repeat.
 
No. His last tube check was the inflated October money which was $5596 at a minimum.
He might of got alot of money then, but thats then. Phil can't save for shit. He's been casually buying stuff likely like the new monitor and controller without even begging. Ether he's become a prostitute or he has a credit card or something.
 
He might of got alot of money then, but thats then. Phil can't save for shit. He's been casually buying stuff likely like the new monitor and controller without even begging. Ether he's become a prostitute or he has a credit card or something.
usurious credit cards have been mailing him offers since the bankruptcy, he will file for it again and get it again.
 
usurious credit cards have been mailing him offers since the bankruptcy, he will file for it again and get it again.
I want him to speedrun bankruptcy 2.0, him and Timbo and like bros but Phil's gotta keep up lol.

I really like the idea of the lore when Phil was looking at those findom videos by that British woman that he actually has a job now, it's just being a whore for Slayer or some other pervert. It might be more funny than 14 credit cards again.
 
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How's that interview coming along Phail? You know, I've been thinking about it today and I have to say, I just can't imagine what's gonna happen to this guy once his paypigs leave. Perhaps I should say "if" they ever leave. But the thing is, he's not gonna be able to stream forever wether they leave him or not. My guess is that eventually he'll just leave Kat and move back in with his parents. I can't wait for that time of the DSP saga. That or he'll just be homeless. The point is, I can't wait for that Youtube channel to go down. It's his main source of income so it's really mind boggling how some people can get demonetized for being rude and yet Phil managed to slip under their radar. All in due time I guess.
 
He might of got alot of money then, but thats then. Phil can't save for shit. He's been casually buying stuff likely like the new monitor and controller without even begging. Ether he's become a prostitute or he has a credit card or something.
He's buying all of that stuff on amazon through their payment plan thing. I guarantee it.
 
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It'd be one thing if he said "I personally like it, but I can definitely see why others don't" and there's nothing wrong with that, but he's consistently obnoxious about feeling the need to have an opposite opinion on everything. Plus, his stubbornness over not wanting to admit he may be wrong makes it worse.
He could have had such a simple opinion like that but he has built some weird strawman that is an amalgamation of shit he hates: Shill, content creators, people more popular than him, people that make more than him.

Phil keeps on talking and talking and it's getting tiring. There isn't a new thing to talk about it. It's the same shit everyday that he feels need to repeat and during his playthrough it was just passive-aggressive shit like this.

*Woo*
 
He could have had such a simple opinion like that but he has built some weird strawman that is an amalgamation of shit he hates: Shill, content creators, people more popular than him, people that make more than him.

Phil keeps on talking and talking and it's getting tiring. There isn't a new thing to talk about it. It's the same shit everyday that he feels need to repeat and during his playthrough it was just passive-aggressive shit like this.
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Holy shit.
I wish this man still had the ability to make friends so I could tell him to make one and invite them over to chat, at least Wings fucking talks to people he holds back in Siege and CoD lobbies.
If he didn't burn all his bridges and became a maddening recluse he wouldn't have to hoot into the void and making something as short as using a medkit so painful to sit through.
When I hear someone says they want to stream but they don't want to be lonely, unfunny and cringe, I imagine this is exactly what they fear becoming.
 
Considering that he had a lot of credit cards back then, wouldn't be surprised if he jumps at the first chance to use credit cards again. Hell if it is the case we could be at the beginning of bankruptcy 2.0. If this is the case then he didn't learn from jack shit from the bankruptcy.
 
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