DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

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    445
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Based on this retarded Tweet, I’d argue Phil is just trying to “capitalize” on being a contrarian/last streamer standing when it comes to this title.
It wouldn't be the first time. The funniest example may be Shadow of War where he trashed every reviewer and streamer until he got to the last act, the thing people had a major problem with, and he complained just as much and quit playing.
 
That's some good Copium DSP has got there.
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I wouldn't care if he wasn't so fucking flakey with this shit. He skipped Saints Row without playing it because of what other people said. It wasn't a bad decision but he definitely did not play the game and make up his own mind about it.

It wouldn't be the first time. The funniest example may be Shadow of War where he trashed every reviewer and streamer until he got to the last act, the thing people had a major problem with, and he complained just as much and quit playing.
Oh you mean when he bitched everyone out when they said the end was a grindfest and then he refuses to acknowledge that it was. Ragequits the game and then says that the "ending" he got was the official ending because there were credits?
 
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Based on this retarded Tweet, I’d argue Phil is just trying to “capitalize” on being a contrarian/last streamer standing when it comes to this title.
He's been trying to capitalize on being a contrarian for the last 16 years. Even before he was a youtuber. He's just an unlikable asshole.
 
Give it another stream or 2 and he will start raging again. Be it cause the game gets harder or cause no one wants to pay for it.
I am guessing the latter. He got a 74$ tip yesterday but in his last streaming hour he didn't get anything (at least nothing official). And his Pokemon stream only ammounted to 63 $. He didn't even get 200 $ yesterday. Only his member count is slowly crawling upwards, he is 19 away from 500
 
His comments are still disabled, by the way. You can't "disprove" people's opinions on the game, Phil. And no one is bandwagoning against the game, it's just not a very good game. Why is that so hard to understand?

Why is he shilling for the game so hard? I haven't seen him this butthurt over people criticizing a game in a long time.
 

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His comments are still disabled, by the way. You can't "disprove" people's opinions on the game, Phil. And no one is bandwagoning against the game, it's just not a very good game. Why is that so hard to understand?

Why is he shilling for the game so hard? I haven't seen him this butthurt over people criticizing a game in a long time.
Why isn't he challenging that nudnik to a debate then? Also isn't it past midnight in Renton or some shit?
 
I mean a guy who chooses the title "king of hate" is probably somebody who likes to be a contrarian asshole for no greater reason than being different than others. I think Phil wants to be different than others in the first place and trying to make his contrarianism a business model only comes second.
 
His comments are still disabled, by the way. You can't "disprove" people's opinions on the game, Phil. And no one is bandwagoning against the game, it's just not a very good game. Why is that so hard to understand?

Why is he shilling for the game so hard? I haven't seen him this butthurt over people criticizing a game in a long time.
It'd be one thing if he said "I personally like it, but I can definitely see why others don't" and there's nothing wrong with that, but he's consistently obnoxious about feeling the need to have an opposite opinion on everything. Plus, his stubbornness over not wanting to admit he may be wrong makes it worse.
 
The latest Youtube short is looking pretty grim.

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The more I see shots from the inside of Phil's singular room, the more it honestly feels disturbing.
Genuinely feels like an insane asylum patient given a conduit to the outside world.

His MWII stream is immensely boring, camping little shit with no profit. Wouldn't shut the fuck up about how Warzone was boring until he realised people actually wanted him to play it, then his camping actually came in useful. But retard doesn't seem to realise he was bitching about himself making a battle royale of all things boring by jerking off in some building.
Got two kills, wounded two others before execution. Everybody collectively agrees he lasted several rings longer than we thought.

His Pokémon streams are cringe, I dropped off autistmon generations ago but even if this faggot with his 256 viewers is just hopping on Pokémon for.. some really weird bandwagon reason - come on, it's Phil, it's like saying he suddenly gets into Animal Crossing, it's just not what anyone sees in his "brand" - I feel lobotomized knowing the man had three Water types and does not care for types.
 
If he wants to be a mouthpiece for a disenfranchised group who has fallen through the cracks, why not find like a rare-disease to champion and skim off the top like a normal fraudster? I mean he lied on is bankruptcy, he has no problem committing federal crimes.

Malding on a holy crusade for something relatively unimportant like a survival horror video game is cringe. People who like Callisto Protocol are playing it and replaying, calling their friends and telling them about it. They are favoriting the dev team in their browser and looking for other games they made to buy. They are not on twitter looking to get into narrative wars about it like a politically partisan hack talking-head.

He's trying to project his cult mindset into games for his own personal benefit. People like him are the reason I never buy new games. I wait until after the honeymoon period and look for small-time YT reviews and user reviews on metacritic/steam that were posted after the honeymoon period is over.

Even my own brother (who I grew up with sitting on the floor playing NES on the box TV) does this annoying af Holy Crusade shit; he was talking up CyberPunk2077 like it was going to cure everyone's depression and shoot rainbows out of my ass (it was so bad I started calling it "cyberchrist"). It's interesting to see our tribal roots/inclinations/instincts carry over into the digital age. In conclusion, Kat's a whore.
 
What was also interesting was that he put up something different showing he does get more info than he claims.
The dumb part of the whole "I don't see anything guyzzzz" lie is that, no one ever pretended to believe him. It's so pathetic that no one is willing to pretend that they're dented enough to believe it.
 
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I wouldn't call him a contrarian. Except maybe for games. Everything else he adopts the popular or safe hipster opinion.
Maybe. For me I always thought he was an antisocial, above it all, malcontent. But back when everyone was spreading awareness for ALS all Phil saw was a bunch of people dumping ice on themselves and he sat there seething.
It could also be laziness. Like with how long it took him to go to direct capture over just filming.
 
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Maybe. For me I also thought he was an antisocial, above it all, malcontent. But back when everyone was spreading awareness for ALS all Phil saw was a bunch of people dumping ice on themselves and he sat there seething.
It could also be laziness. Like with how long it took him to go to direct capture over just filming.
I think for Phil, it's more about proving that he's the only real honest reviewer/content creator and everyone else is a shill. That means they all have to be wrong, unless there's a title he doesn't want to play. When that happens, he's suddenly all about early review warnings. Guess someone they aren't paid shills for those games. It's Phil's way of trying to elevate himself and feel like less of a failure compared to all the other YouTubers/Streamers who are successful without having to resort to begging. That's also why he's bitter about charity streams or the Ice Bucket challenge, he wants to frame those creators as somehow being bad/greedy/fake/whatever else because he hates the fact that they are actually successful and big enough to do events like that, both in the sense they have an audience for it and that they can take a day/weekend to donate all their earnings.
 
Based on this retarded Tweet, I’d argue Phil is just trying to “capitalize” on being a contrarian/last streamer standing when it comes to this title.
I think he's still trying to get that precious love-me-daddy interview. Just through a different venue.
Give it another stream or 2 and he will start raging again. Be it cause the game gets harder or cause no one wants to pay for it.
He actually thinks people should pay him to practice a game now.
Good Lord I just saw @TJGamebox's latest Sweaty Man update. Phil must be battling with some seasonal depression. $2390 is more than his last YT Check.

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No. His last tube check was the inflated October money which was $5596 at a minimum.
 
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