DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RaidenAUndertale]

I wish people stopped encouraging him. Wether he's autistic and actually likes this stuff or does it to "own" DSP he's still giving him money. And if there's two thing I know for sure it's that 1. giving Phil money = bad and 2. Phil with no money = GLORIOUS SALT

 

[arrivefriday]

Slayer's new react video is something else. If it's not the obvious fake interest in the video by DSP, it's his "I'm not racist but" bit about Singapore letting in foreigners.

Imma be honest, this is just sad at this point, I'd have to imagine this person has 0 friends to share these vids with, so they literally pay DSP to watch them instead. This person is still a denthead but god damn

 

[Iron Hamster]

And just like that he's pimping out Warzone 2. Waow. Either he's actually changing and giving the audience what they want or he's a straight up coward.

My favorite part is him essentially choking his viewers out going "Where's my money, bitches?"
This dude is so Toxic. I just wonder what the spin will be. See you guys tomorrow for another chill day of streaming style fun.

The expected pokemon money when not streaming is something else.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I wish people stopped encouraging him. Wether he's autistic and actually likes this stuff or does it to "own" DSP he's still giving him money. And if there's two thing I know for sure it's that 1. giving Phil money = bad and 2. Phil with no money = GLORIOUS SALT

Slayer (will be referred to as "Denter" from this point on) doesn't respond to any praise or reprimand. Back when Denter first discovered the private video Paypigton goal and let Phail know, piggy went into a bit of a panic because he finally had to give something back in exchange for the tithes he received from Denter, rather than just getting money for merely existing like he's used to from Denter and every other paypig from the past few years.

That month he tried getting Denter to back down from his private video demand by using subtle and not so subtle methods - talking about how he's so super tired and super busy, how it's gonna take him 7 hundred bajillion hours to make a 30 minute reackt video because he has to do so much robust editing to it (lol), how it's gonna fuck up his schedule, etc. Anything to get Denter to say "You're right Master, just receive my 50 dollar Paypigton tithe for being so awesome at existing!" .Alas, Denter didn't budge. The downside of having a mentally challenged audience is that they're also dense as pigshit and may not be able to be affected by more subtle attempts at manipulation, which Denter proved by being as dense as osmium and as stubborn as a mule. That's why I don't think Denter will stop being a paypig due to outside influence, be it from detractors or from even Phil himself. Unless Phil starts talking shit about One Piece or something.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There was something I caught in the beginning of the stream while clicking on Piece's restream that was mindboggling. The clown that loudly tells people to eat the shit out of his ass and to fuck your mother had a problem with the name of tipper 'scattard' because he allegedly found it 'offensive'
What was also interesting was that he put up something different showing he does get more info than he claims.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Given the Champions whaling, low khantributions and his pissy attitude yesterday, I'd say there's a good chance he's actually run out of money.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Given the Champions whaling, low khantributions and his pissy attitude yesterday, I'd say there's a good chance he's actually run out of money.

he runs out of money everyday
if he has anything left over at the end of the day it goes into gacha
and he NEEDS to gacha everyday, he's a good wallet and has nothing else in life
that's why he needs 100 plus bucks everyday

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

there's a good chance he's actually run out of money.

I mean, this wouldn't be the first time, judging by the bank leaks. Man doesn't even live paycheck to paycheck. He lives stream to stream. Gacha pull to gacha pull.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Alright what the fuck. Then this rant was for naught. Maybe these "reviewers" that played the game and gave it a lower score found some shit you haven't. But your 5 hours of playtime is absolute.
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Nothing wrong with giving yourself an out. Unless you spent more time ranting about reviewers and difficulty levels than actually playing the game. Then it'd be a dumb crazy person thing to do. And it is. It's so bizarre. Reaks of some sort of bi polar disorder.


Here's a fun activity.

Google callisto protocol reviee "cult".

One of the two epic bonus optional hidden Easter egg content bombs dave is so admant he only found and these reviewers have no idea about. There's a secret cult running the prison guyssss.It's hard to find a review that dosent touch on the cult aspect. So much so that it dosent seem to be an Easter egg or secret plot twist. It's just the plot of the game outright.

And if that's not the case. For a bunch of retards who don't know shit and despite rushing through to beat this dog shit game. There finding all the same shit Mr takes his time and appreciates the genre is. They just also think the game is shit despite finding these things.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

What a clueless fucking rant. He called Earth, Wind & Fire a "precursor to funk" lmfao.
Funk originated in the fucking 60's for anybody who isn't a music autist, and Earth, Wind & Fire released their first record in 1971.
Yet another example of Fakefansyde Phil exposing himself while trying to pigsplain to his audience.

Mr. "alotta peepul think funk is a joke, I don't, I actually take it seriously, it's high level music" Burnell sure doesn't ever listen to funk for such a huge fan.

James Brown, George Clinton/Parliament/Funkadelic, Stevie Wonder, etc. have made some of the best music evere recorded. DSP is literally stupida bout everything.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

No, Philsanigger.

Not sure why he's raging so hard about his gaming ineptitude. Phil is like a big baby. He is bad at games and a failure who can only manage easy mode. It's been that way for years. In a way his gin brain and gouty reflexes make him as retarded at games as his fans are. It's only flaring up now because he is trying super hard to deny it.

I thought he was ok with being The Guy On Level One? Cahmann dood, stay consistent Dave!

 

[HorseSense]

The downside of having a mentally challenged audience is that they're also dense as pigshit and may not be able to be affected by more subtle attempts at manipulation, which Denter proved by being as dense as osmium and as stubborn as a mule.

While generally true about DSP's audience, I find this an exception. Burnell Productions is open for business and lists Pateron videos as a product for sale. If DSP doesn't want to sell them, he can discontinue Pateron or go on vacation.

 

[Balr0g]

While generally true about DSP's audience, I find this an exception. Burnell Productions is open for business and lists Pateron videos as a product for sale. If DSP doesn't want to sell them, he can discontinue Pateron or go on vacation.

Phil wants money just for being here. He doesn't want to work or work hard. He should update his paymeton to include a new tier "Pay me 100$ or more to see me live. You don't get anything not even a thanks" And there would be one or two idiots who would jump on that

 

[Corpun]

Maybe I missed it somewhere in this thread but has anyone found this mysterious streamer Phil keeps bringing up who died on the first GoW boss dozens of times. That fucking asshoke had the audacity to EDIT his khantent to hide how bad he sucks dood, totally not because watching someone die to the same thing over and over is bad content and a lazy content creator.

What's this obsessions with "size of e penis"?

Far as I am aware he is the only one who brings this up. Considering his weird ass statements about penis pumps I wouldnt be shocked at all if this is weird cope for a small john.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Maybe I missed it somewhere in this thread but has anyone found this mysterious streamer Phil keeps bringing up who died on the first GoW boss dozens of times. That fucking asshoke had the audacity to EDIT his khantent to hide how bad he sucks dood, totally not because watching someone die to the same thing over and over is bad content and a lazy content creator.

Far as I am aware he is the only one who brings this up. Considering his weird ass statements about penis pumps I wouldnt be shocked at all if this is weird cope for a small john.

It was a Poems Future experiment. Phail phell right into his trap.

Spoiler

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Maybe I missed it somewhere in this thread but has anyone found this mysterious streamer Phil keeps bringing up who died on the first GoW boss dozens of times. That fucking asshoke had the audacity to EDIT his khantent to hide how bad he sucks dood, totally not because watching someone die to the same thing over and over is bad content and a lazy content creator.

Nobody could confirm or verify that any of it happened. Chances are the guy died once so he edited out the video until the point where he originally died, then beat the boss. And this was understood by gin brain DSP as "the guy died so many times that he was embarrassed to leave it in the video and had to cut it out" which I wouldn't find hard to believe.

 

[Crooked 16th]

He 100% got a code from the dev no doubt in my mind now because he is shilling at levels we've never seen before with him.

 

[FaXmachine]

He 100% got a code from the dev no doubt in my mind now because he is shilling at levels we've never seen before with him.

Hes been a contrarian cunt I doubt he's been paid off plus they do need to state it.

He wants these walking sim/cinematic type games to take off compared to Elden Ring (Souls like) which is the bain of his existence because its "hard" and he has to think and react. He hates that its an expectation to actually try at playing a game.

 

[FadeIntoBolivian]

The way he takes a drink out of his bottle, there's no way it doesn't have alcohol in it. Unless it's normal to take a sip from a water bottle, pause with your lips pursed for 2 seconds and then clear your throat before continuing

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"me like game, if you don't like, you stupid!"

No examples, no proof, just the ramblings of a crazy man.

I'm sure he cherry picked the weakest arguments about the game, "this game only has 4 enemies" ahhhh yes argue with the idiots instead of tackling the real reason people dislike the game.

Maybe watch those reviews, read them, write out a script, and then come out swinging. Otherwise you are going to get debunked in two seconds and look like a fool.