DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Dead silent between complaints as his chat mocks him and spams numbers. :story:

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"no i won't play warzone 2. Ask again and you're banned"
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i'm already playing a multiplayer game. Modern Warfare 2"
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Guys... please. It's obvious from the lack of support you guys don't like Modern Warfare Fun. So tell me what you want and I'll play it"
Amazing. It only took a few hours for a complete heelturn.


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AHAHAHAHAHA HE ACTUALLY PLAYED IT WHAT A CUCK
The whole, I gave you guys what you wanted, what a fucking bitch. He will now beg to oblivion.
 
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And just like that he's pimping out Warzone 2. Waow. Either he's actually changing and giving the audience what they want 🌈 or he's a straight up coward.
The whole, I gave you guys what you wanted, what a fucking bitch. He will now beg to oblivion.
My favorite part is him essentially choking his viewers out going "Where's my money, bitches?"
This dude is so Toxic. I just wonder what the spin will be. See you guys tomorrow for another chill day of streaming style fun.
 
Phil's a faggot
No, Philsanigger.

Not sure why he's raging so hard about his gaming ineptitude. Phil is like a big baby. He is bad at games and a failure who can only manage easy mode. It's been that way for years. In a way his gin brain and gouty reflexes make him as retarded at games as his fans are. It's only flaring up now because he is trying super hard to deny it.
 
What a clueless fucking rant. He called Earth, Wind & Fire a "precursor to funk" lmfao.
Funk originated in the fucking 60's for anybody who isn't a music autist, and Earth, Wind & Fire released their first record in 1971.
Yet another example of Fakefansyde Phil exposing himself while trying to pigsplain to his audience. :story:

Mr. "alotta peepul think funk is a joke, I don't, I actually take it seriously, it's high level music" Burnell sure doesn't ever listen to funk for such a huge fan.

And yet if funk is such a joke how did a small band called vulfpeck crowdfund a show at the MSG? I've seen the concert on YouTube and that place is packed!
 
Not sure why he's raging so hard about his gaming ineptitude. Phil is like a big baby. He is bad at games and a failure who can only manage easy mode. It's been that way for years. In a way his gin brain and gouty reflexes make him as retarded at games as his fans are. It's only flaring up now because he is trying super hard to deny it.

Because he's a narcissistic shit bag and one of the pillars, or maybe the only one, of his self-esteem revolves around being a gamer. An OG. The Guy. The First Let's Player. And so on and so forth. If you shake that pillar he might suffer a narcissistic collapse and this presents differently for everyone, so we've probably witnessed this a few dozen times already.


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He's been on some shit lately ever since he got accused for playing the game on easy. Heaven forbid the streamers make their stream entertaining.
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The part that got me was the off hand "some people feel beholden to their audience". This coming from the fucker who claims that he will lose everything if his paypigs don't tip him every fucking day. Plus the "just play it and have fun" is all the proof one needs to show that he only cares that he is entertained, not about anything else.

Plus just the obliviousness of talking about ragequiting games when he's one of the more guilty people and not even considering the possibility that people might actually enjoy being challenged.
Alright what the fuck. Then this rant was for naught. Maybe these "reviewers" that played the game and gave it a lower score found some shit you haven't. But your 5 hours of playtime is absolute.
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I just love how he seems to think that his dragging shit out is the same way everyone else plays, I wouldn't be at all surprised if people were so much farther at 5 hours in. And he's so defensive over a game that critics didn't. He's unwilling to admit that a game he likes has problems, that if you disagree you are the one who's wrong. He's so detached from the rest of the gaming landscape.
No, Philsanigger.

Not sure why he's raging so hard about his gaming ineptitude. Phil is like a big baby. He is bad at games and a failure who can only manage easy mode. It's been that way for years. In a way his gin brain and gouty reflexes make him as retarded at games as his fans are. It's only flaring up now because he is trying super hard to deny it.
He's raging because he hates that he's perceived this way. He hates being seen as a joke and a loser. And he hates that in reality, it's all true. He wants to be respected as a gaming authority, as someone people will go to for genuine and intelligent opinions on gaming and he feels like he deserves it purely because he's been around for so long.
 
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