Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Breadbear]

Maybe if she releases them, they'll kill the roaches.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

When Porklissa is 700 pounds and immobile, I hope Joh takes this approach when dealing with her. She's "stable", she doesn't need a doctor!

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

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Maybe if she releases them, they'll kill the roaches.

They do eat roaches and other pests. A brown widow infestation is the best thing she could ask for, as they're less aggressive than black widows and less toxic, but they'll still kill other pest animals. She should add them to her pet hoard.

I had a huge, hearty bark-laugh at the fact that Pissa now has multiple confirmed infestations though.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

They do eat roaches and other pests. A brown widow infestation is the best thing she could ask for, as they're less aggressive than black widows and less toxic, but they'll still kill other pest animals. She should add them to her pet hoard.

I had a huge, hearty bark-laugh at the fact that Pissa now has multiple confirmed infestations though.

I bet her place is a rodent bloodbath. Two filthy people who would attract them and then a dozen cats and a snake? Intense

 

[retard strength]

Jesus fucking christ get your shit together, Polissa. What next, you opened your oven and oops'd a whole mice infestation? Whoops'd the shower curtain back to unleash a zebra mussel army? Accidentally opened the cabinet above the fridge and now have a pigeon nation? Scorpion infestation in the commode tank?

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Gomez will never make it to the vet.

At this point, I'm convinced this is equal parts of indifference on Polissa's part towards the animals and little more than online theatrics intended to get grift/sympathy money. If Gomez really was as sick as alleged, the poor creature would be dead already or very close to death with three paws in the grave right now.

Thanksgiving was almost ten days ago. A smarter grifter would claim that he got better or she spent the money on his medicated food and she’s watching him like a hawk. But nope, it’s just “meh, if I don’t have a migraine tomorrow we’ll go.”

The sad part is that these orbiters have learned that it's unacceptable to question suspicious stories, so Polissa's most loyal white knights will go along with everything she says no matter how illogical or impossible it may be to anyone who thinks about the overall situation critically. As an example, it's very possible Polissa's regular vet (if one exists) is closed on weekends as that one white knight said. However, most vets have an answering service to send someone with an after-hours emergency to someplace else that is open for that very purpose.

Scorpion infestation in the commode tank?

That's assuming Salazar doesn't hide out there as the resident toilet snake.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Not gonna lie, I completely forgot that brown widows exist (I'm much more concerned about black widows and brown recluses for obvious reasons), but Polissa's response broke my brain as much as hers did apparently.

And no, I'd much worry more about a black widow or brown recluse bite than I would a brown widows (which would merely hurt like a motherfucker). If I was Joh, I'd worry about a black widow or recluse biting my noodle armed diabetic ass.

However, being ever so helpful, she showed a picture of the "infestation" in her next beg!

Spoiler: I'm spoiling this one only because spiders

I mean, gross. But the spiderlings aren't crawling everywhere so that's good? But no, we must junk all the Christmas stuff and get more! Won't help come already?!

 

[bucketOjibblies]

She's absolutely bonkers. She can't risk bringing the mold and spiders to the new house....the house with no floor. The house riddled with trash and in near disrepair. What kinds of daises and rainbows does she expect to find in there?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

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Not gonna lie, I completely forgot that brown widows exist (I'm much more concerned about black widows and brown recluses for obvious reasons), but Polissa's response broke my brain as much as hers did apparently.

And no, I'd much worry more about a black widow or brown recluse bite than I would a brown widows (which would merely hurt like a motherfucker). If I was Joh, I'd worry about a black widow or recluse biting my noodle armed diabetic ass.

However, being ever so helpful, she showed a picture of the "infestation" in her next beg!

Spoiler: I'm spoiling this one only because spiders

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I mean, gross. But the spiderlings aren't crawling everywhere so that's good? But no, we must junk all the Christmas stuff and get more! Won't help come already?!

People like polissa fascinate me because anywhere they move will end up disgusting and trashed. You could give her a mansion and the floor would end up covered in cat shit and dirty clothes by the end of the month. A change of scenery doesn't mean shit when you do nothing to change your lazy, slovenly lifestyle.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

No, no, no... it's all about getting NEW things for her new HOME - you know, the one she needs oh so many grift bucks to fix? If people can't be bothered to fulfill her cat wish list & HOME wish list, maybe they'll be more amenable to helping her get the little things, the minor indulgences that no one should feel guilty about getting - especially on other peoples' dime.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

However, being ever so helpful, she showed a picture of the "infestation" in her next beg!

Spoiler: I'm spoiling this one only because spiders

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I mean, gross. But the spiderlings aren't crawling everywhere so that's good? But no, we must junk all the Christmas stuff and get more! Won't help come already?!

Two spiders and a couple of egg sacs in an isolated place is the sorriest "infestation" I've ever seen. But gotta exaggerate for the gibs.

If some spiders in a closet freak her out, how is she going to live in a tin can on rural acreage? Guaranteed that trailer has plenty going on bug and rodent-wise.

 

[I_wet_my_plants]

Long time lurker, first time poster… Po’lissa’s “brown widows” (or black widows, brown recluses, whatever) that caused her to freak out & claim she needs to throw everything away?

They’re harmless (probably).

From the pic, they appear to be Steatoda grossa, a common cobweb spider/false widow species, which are even known to eat black widows...

And all those egg cases? They appear to have long since hatched… the spiderlings wouldn’t stick around either, as “mama” isnt above a bit of cannibalism…

While they (& most spiders, for that matter) are venomous, their bite is not medically significant.
Although I’m sure this Witch would still find a way to squeeze an ER visit out of it for her “extreme pain” (but what about Gomez? Did he ever go to the Vet’s? We need Proof of life!)

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I'd be more worried about the spiders biting my pets because cats are assholes and love to play with crawly things. I hate bugs more than anything else, I've had panic attacks from a single fly. I mean, I know she's gross and probably used to it but I don't know how Poorlissa and Joh think nothing of living with roaches and spiders.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Princess Fiona Polly added more Yule festival vids.

First is her “meeting” the Krampus


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Hey y’all! I found Krampus! This is what the city of Tuscumbia was up in arms about! This is the seven foot tall Krampus that they were pitchin’ a fit over!

(It’s Santa with horns and chains. It’s not even black or has a long tongue like most depictions I’ve seen.)

Next is literally just this sign and fifteen seconds of Christmas music. I have no idea why this wasn’t part of a vlog versus its own thing. More padding, I guess.


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Finally, Polissa revealing she bought crystals at the festival


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Polissa: Hey y’all! *giggles* So I uh, might’ve spend a small amount on some, some beautiful gemstones—

Josh: She’s spoiled rotten! Spoiled frickin’ rotten!

Polissa: *giggles*

So- what happened to traveling to the vet for her cat? Because she is sure as hell traveling right now.

Also, let me do a little bit of editing with one of her statements.


"'I'm having a hard moment where I feel like someone has tried to shame me for spending just a few dollars on myself when I have a sick CHILD. And I went out tonight. I want people to know you do not ever need to feel shame for taking care of yourself, for buying the little things that might bring the tiniest bit of joy."

Yeah. Imagine if she had a child who was sick and she said that shit. She's a selfish cunt. "Screw my sick cat, I need to spoil myself." It's ALWAYS your child or pet first. Which Polissa claimed once upon a time, that her pets are like her children and they always come first.

She's a liar.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So- what happened to traveling to the vet for her cat? Because she is sure as hell traveling right now.

Festivals and buying things fun, doctors boring. Kinda like munchies too sick to do any sort of work but can pop a wheelie at Disney World just fine.

Now calling her not deadly not-infestation deadly for the grift bucks. The Polissaism “Don’t ignore me” doesn’t get as much love here as “no help came.”

Spoiler: spider

She also posted a rant on TikTok about… in theory it’s about the power station vandalism in North Carolina but she’s also screeching about domestic terrorism, drag queens, white supremacy, needing Jesus… It’s a scrambled mess and very VERY old man yells at cloud.

Spoiler: diary of a mad black-- I mean, white-- woman

Hey y'all, so I've been following this North Carolina stuff that's been goin' on. *deep breath* *sigh with eye roll* I'm disgusted. *deep breath, head shake* These lil boys out here and they ain't men, because men don't act like this. *deep breath* Men do not dress up and pretend to play soldiers and terrorize the absolute hell out of people just trying to mind their own business and live their life.

*long pause*

A drag show was not enough to warrant what y'all did! Y'all use it as an excuse to parade in the streets, in tactical gear and carry your guns and act all big. bad macho for a good minute! [ooh, sassy black Polissa!]

*long pause*

Nazis! That's all y'all are is Nazis! White supremacists, K... K... K.. lovin' Neo Nazi lovin' Nazis!

*long pause!*

Grow up! Come to Jesus! [like you, Polly?] Cuz Jesus ain't letting you no pearly gates like that now, baby! Uh uh! He don't condone that! *slightest headshake* Mm mmm! [you gonna Shaniqua finger wag me next? Please do.]

*long pause*

*deep breath* I am sickened by the state of our country. And it has nothin' to do with anybody in the minority groups, it has everything to do with my white brothers and sisters.

*long pause and glare*

Y'all actin' superior, y'all ain't superior to jack crap! Y'all ain't superior! Drop the mentality! Nobody's tryin' to replace you! That replacement theory crap may have flown in the sixties but it's 2022 and it ain't flying no more! Nobody's tryin' to replace nobody! Can we not find common ground and co exist?! Stop tryin' to control each other! And from what I sit, most of the control was happening from the church and the white people!

Y'all really need to stop it! Y'all are gonna be the ones to tear this country apart! You act like this world is- isn't finite! You, you act like this is just "oh, I'm gonna be able to do whatever I want! I'm gonna die and I'm go to Heaven" and no! Jesus don't allow hate in Heaven! [depending on the type of Christianity you're in... he does] If that's what you believe in is is Jesus! Half of you I don't think you know what you believe in! You claim to love the Bible, but most of you never even cracked it the day in your life! [oh fuck now we're getting Nicolas Cage in Vampire's Kiss]

*tongue click* *very rare deep breath through nose instead of mouth* *purses her lips* I'm sickened. You took out a power station, leaving people without power in the middle of winter! [...winter hasn't even started?] *deep breath, back to mouth* 40,000 people are sitting cold without water right now! Because y'all wanted to be terrorist! I hope the FBI finds every single one of you and throws a book at you and throws you in jail for the rest of your life! I'm sick of it!

Grow up!

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Festivals and buying things fun, doctors boring. Kinda like munchies too sick to do any sort of work but can pop a wheelie at Disney World just fine.

Now calling her not deadly not infestation deadly for the grift bucks. The Polissaism “Don’t ignore me” doesn’t get as much love here as “no help came.”

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She also posted a rant on TikTok about… in theory it’s about the power station vandalism in North Carolina but she’s also screeching about domestic terrorism, drag queens, white supremacy, needing Jesus… It’s a scrambled mess and very VERY old man yells at cloud.


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Maybe she can make a wish for Krampus to come down and save her from the evil spiders because she sure as hell won't spend the money on necessities.

 

[bitchfit]

Maybe she should have bought pest control products instead of fucking crystals.

I'll take my hats, thanks. I'm still fucking mad over Gomez and all his poor furry cohorts.

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

Festivals and buying things fun, doctors boring. Kinda like munchies too sick to do any sort of work but can pop a wheelie at Disney World just fine.

Now calling her not deadly not-infestation deadly for the grift bucks. The Polissaism “Don’t ignore me” doesn’t get as much love here as “no help came.”

Spoiler: spider

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She also posted a rant on TikTok about… in theory it’s about the power station vandalism in North Carolina but she’s also screeching about domestic terrorism, drag queens, white supremacy, needing Jesus… It’s a scrambled mess and very VERY old man yells at cloud.


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Spoiler: diary of a mad black-- I mean, white-- woman

Hey y'all, so I've been following this North Carolina stuff that's been goin' on. *deep breath* *sigh with eye roll* I'm disgusted. *deep breath, head shake* These lil boys out here and they ain't men, because men don't act like this. *deep breath* Men do not dress up and pretend to play soldiers and terrorize the absolute hell out of people just trying to mind their own business and live their life.

*long pause*

A drag show was not enough to warrant what y'all did! Y'all use it as an excuse to parade in the streets, in tactical gear and carry your guns and act all big. bad macho for a good minute! [ooh, sassy black Polissa!]

*long pause*

Nazis! That's all y'all are is Nazis! White supremacists, K... K... K.. lovin' Neo Nazi lovin' Nazis!

*long pause!*

Grow up! Come to Jesus! [like you, Polly?] Cuz Jesus ain't letting you no pearly gates like that now, baby! Uh uh! He don't condone that! *slightest headshake* Mm mmm! [you gonna Shaniqua finger wag me next? Please do.]

*long pause*

*deep breath* I am sickened by the state of our country. And it has nothin' to do with anybody in the minority groups, it has everything to do with my white brothers and sisters.

*long pause and glare*

Y'all actin' superior, y'all ain't superior to jack crap! Y'all ain't superior! Drop the mentality! Nobody's tryin' to replace you! That replacement theory crap may have flown in the sixties but it's 2022 and it ain't flying no more! Nobody's tryin' to replace nobody! Can we not find common ground and co exist?! Stop tryin' to control each other! And from what I sit, most of the control was happening from the church and the white people!

Y'all really need to stop it! Y'all are gonna be the ones to tear this country apart! You act like this world is- isn't finite! You, you act like this is just "oh, I'm gonna be able to do whatever I want! I'm gonna die and I'm go to Heaven" and no! Jesus don't allow hate in Heaven! [depending on the type of Christianity you're in... he does] If that's what you believe in is is Jesus! Half of you I don't think you know what you believe in! You claim to love the Bible, but most of you never even cracked it the day in your life! [oh fuck now we're getting Nicolas Cage in Vampire's Kiss]

*tongue click* *very rare deep breath through nose instead of mouth* *purses her lips* I'm sickened. You took out a power station, leaving people without power in the middle of winter! [...winter hasn't even started?] *deep breath, back to mouth* 40,000 people are sitting cold without water right now! Because y'all wanted to be terrorist! I hope the FBI finds every single one of you and throws a book at you and throws you in jail for the rest of your life! I'm sick of it!

Grow up!

A few days ago, she was happily celebrating Yule. Buying magic crystals. Bowing at the feet of a statue of Not Baphomet.

Aaaaannnd just like that...! She's a Christian again. Just in time for Christmas.



Edit: Daughter pointed out a spelling error.

 

[Grim Snark]

See, I'm from North Carolina, and on one hand I agree with her, it's frustrating as hell that it's happened. But it's not just them lol, the vulnerabilities the power stations has been known for a while. Moore county is in the middle of state, I promise everyone there is fine lol. It might be November, but it's been at it's lowest 40 outside, and that's a night, the days are right around 60 or 70, so not a bad temp at all. It's incredibly funny to me that she's so upset when most people I've talked to just find the whole thing fucking hilarious, it's a small country next to major cities, I promise they aren't struggling for water or anything. Fun fact! North Carolina is, in fact, incredibly Christian, I fucking promise you they believe in the same thing Polissa does, including Yule celebrations are a'okay (it's literally just an early Christmas celebration to get some fun gifts).

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Y’all, I can’t fucking breathe. Not only is Polissa trying to look like Princess Leia but better emulating the unibrow German lady from Dodgeball—



—-She is also connecting The Handmaid’s Tale to the North Carolina power station incidents! I shit you not! She’s dead serious!

Spoiler: Polissa doesn't believe in coincidences, sees The Handmaid's Tale in everything

Hey y'all, this North Carolina attack on the electrical grid on the power station just got really weird for me. Cause I just found out who they are suspecting of doing this, because this person got on social media and is like "I really know who did it!" Really?

*deep breath* So this is where I have- this is where I stand on this. I do not believe in coincidences in life. And when I think things look what they are, they are what they are. And I think there's an over a lot of uh, spiritual overtow and a lot of overlap, mystical overlap, between art and real life. And I want you to see this, and I know I know I'm a little bit, um, *whooo*, but um, yeah

*lowers head to show this graphic:*



Y'all know one of my favorite TV shows is The Handmaid's Tale, right? I've talked about it before, and I've talked about Serena Joy Waterford before. She's a fictional commander's wife and she's also a traitor on that TV show The Handmaid's Tale. *deep breath* The picture next to her is a one Emily Grace Rainey. Now Miss Emily Grace Rainey is also in a January 6th Insurrectionist. But here's the kicker! Instead of being in jail, she's out here causing more chaos and gets on uh, uh, social media and she's like "hey I know who did this!" In pretty much incriminating herself in the process the way she did it! [...no?]

*long pause*

Do y'all see it?! [...no?] I-I mean, you see it, right? [the fuck you mean] Serena Joy, Emily Grace. I mean they are, they could be dead ringer sisters!

No offense to the- the actress that plays the the character Serena Joy, she's lovely. It's not about her [the actress], this is about the stylized what white supremacist women are starting to look like! I don't know if they're just starting to look like or if this is what they've normally looked like, but we're gravitating towards this one idea and I don't understand why white women aren't bucking against it being like "you can't put us in a box." Instead we're playing out these fantasies in real life. It needs to stop. It really needs to stop.

And like I said, I don't believe in coincidences. This is just too close, this is too weird, this is too kooky for me. All right, y'all.

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Damn, they warn you as a kid that TV rots your brain. I can see why.