Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Ayygs and Layygs]

That baby talk "induenduo" molment was disgusting. Her grabbing her boobs saying "I did that" was disgusting. Why is she acting like a 13 year old in her first relationship rather than a grown ass adult living with her fouth caretaker girlfriend in the last decade?

Jade Francis of NY needs to either be in the video or go the fuck away. Make a choice. I know Amber desperately wants to do the 25 days of gifts like she has with every gf she's had, but when the gf isn't fully on screen it's just obnoxious. Or maybe that's gonna be her cash grab for vlogmas? Now that no one even cares it's time for a reveal. Gotta get those views and all that.

Her psychologist told her she needs to eat whatever she's craving in moderation because otherwise she'll binge? Does she understand what the pre-WLS diet is going to be because she isn't going to get to eat a bunch of bullshit "because it's triggereen if she doesn't". All the crap she eats is a no-no. It's all lean meats and veggies like carrots, broccoli, etc., while cutting out fast food, starches like potatoes and corn, high fat meats, and sugary drinks. Then to the liquid diet both pre and post-op. The other thing with the "eat in moderation what you're craving" thing. Why the fuck would she this thing takes over buy that many snacks? Is it me? Am I being retarded?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I don't think it's so much that Wasabi is treated like the red-headed step-child, as it's Wasabi's choice to stay clear of Amber. I bet she tries to lure him out with toys, and he refuses to take the bait so she's given up. I've seen rescue cats that are loving with their new owners, but make a run for it and squish themselves in the most impossible of places to hide as soon as another person enters the home. Poor Wasabi's kittenhood involved riding in Amber's bra, being stretched and dangled by his front paws, and LITERALLY being tossed over Amber's shoulder to the floor. When she left the cats with Rafe and Hannah, Rafe mentioned that Wasabi was so matted that they had to shave him. If after a life of being thrown around, and the only time I got attention was to be held down while my mats were shaved, I'd be avoiding those smelly beachball hoomans at all costs, too.

The wrapping paper is just absurd. One year ago everything was going in those dollar store gift bags. This is the first time she's trying to wrap stuff, so OF COURSE she has to buy more wrapping paper to hoard than my local shop has available for sale. It's like the crate of snacks she buys - then orders DoorDash. Or her buying an entire case of those scratch art pads. I wonder if she's capable of having a normal amount of ANYTHING?

I found it interesting that Amber got that over-complicated weight loss hoola hoop for Jade, though. I thought you said Jade was skinny, Amber?

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Stolen from Twitter but much needed to break up the powerlevelling and personal medical nightmares

 

[Constellationzero]

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Oh, Dass Naaaasssty.

But so on point!

 

[Thumb Butler]

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I see Tammy Slaton.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I’m going to say it here because otherwise the top of my head will blow off.

How the hell can this fat fuck—who is online 24/7—be incapable of researching weight loss surgery options, costs, and insurance coverage?

I realize that YouTube rewards mediocrity, and that millionaire YouTubers routinely downplay their income in order to appear relateable. In a similar vein, I’m sure some portion of the idiocy Amber displays is the result of her belief that her audience is younger and dumber than she is.

But doesn’t she realize the most effective way to get her views back and insure a solid income stream would be to research WLS, financially plan for it, prepare mentally and physically for it, and then follow through? I don’t even watch MSHPL, but I know lots of people would find this compelling.

I know, I know. Amber is a lolcow, and failing is her brand.

(I mean, HONESTLY: https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=weight+loss+surgery+Lexington+Kentucky)

 

[Turd Fergusson]

According to Hamber she doesn’t have a fupa nor the balls that come with it so in her ‘books is good for the brain’ thinking she’ll see that as $12,000 less. Thx for the breakdown btw

One thing we need to understand that Amber’s body is so deformed that the skin removal surgery will be far more extensive than she expects. One of her biggest fears is sagging skin.

I am not sure that Jade will help much about saving money for the surgery while Amber keeps overspending on food and rubbish.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder if people are ever going to get tired of the "Amber has told a LIE! I must call her out!" cycle.
Amber lies all the damn time, and it's not because she's doing anything sneaky.
She does it to get attention, and boy howdy does it work!
People rush to her channel, click her videos, leave comments, and all it does is put money in Amber's pocket.
Some make videos about her, which gets her name out there and people go to her channel. Money goes to Amber yet again.

Folks can bitch about her all they want (lord knows I have) but she is playing every last one of you, and she is winning.

 

[dfranki723]

I feel the same way when I read comments about how disappointed they are in her and they can no longer fund her lifestyle by watching her content (dramatic paragraphs of holier than thou bollocks), only to stick around and give ''advice'' in the following videos.

I'd say it'd be more interesting to point out when she's told the truth. 90% of everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Her psychologist told her she needs to eat whatever she's craving in moderation because otherwise she'll binge? Does she understand what the pre-WLS diet is going to be because she isn't going to get to eat a bunch of bullshit "because it's triggereen if she doesn't". All the crap she eats is a no-no. It's all lean meats and veggies like carrots, broccoli, etc., while cutting out fast food, starches like potatoes and corn, high fat meats, and sugary drinks. Then to the liquid diet both pre and post-op. The other thing with the "eat in moderation what you're craving" thing. Why the fuck would she this thing takes over buy that many snacks? Is it me? Am I being retarded?

Of course she doesn't understand the pre or post WLS diet. Honestly most dieticians, even ones working in bariatric practices, dont seem to understand that bariatric patients can't eat "everything in moderation" because these patients don't have a moderation button. It's also the reason why having an active eating disorder is an exclusion for getting WLS. Amber knows this already, she was told after her last attempt to get WLS that she'd need years of therapy to deal with her ED, even IF she is currently in therapy, she's not even close to getting her ED under control. It's the EDs that give these megafats such poor outcomes post surgery.

This WLS re-run is just Amber recycling old stories that got her views in the past. She's done so much research she doesn't even know the two surgeries on offer at different prices. It's most likely VSG (sleeve) and Gastric Bypass (either RNY, or Omega Loop aka Mini Bypass). In other words she's done no research in all the years she's run with this storyline. She's not saving for WLS, because she has no intention of having it. If it's not going to be offered to her for free as part of a TV deal where she doesn't have to put any effort into counselling etc, then she's not going to do anything beyond an initial consultation. It'll be the same as her three previous initial consults that never went any further. It'll be interesting to read what her excuses are this time for not moving forward, but I won't be suckered in again to watch her.

One thing we need to understand that Amber’s body is so deformed that the skin removal surgery will be far more extensive than she expects. One of her biggest fears is sagging skin.

She doesn't. Her entire body will be covered in loose sagging skin. Watching some of the heavyweights on MSHPL, the ones that successfully lose 400+ pounds often need multiple surgeries, and in the case of legs, it's often 2 or 3 surgeries on each leg. Tummy tucks need to happen multiple times as well. Tummy tucks are supposedly the least painful of the reconstructive plastic surgeries (and having had one myself quite recently) they are fucking painful and take up to a year to completely heal and get final results.

Your earlier list of plastic surgery costs is very low ball. While websites might quote surgery costs at the low end best case scenario, every surgery has expensive add on additional costs, like injectable in surgery pain relief, liposuction, surgical garments etc. Abdominoplasty (tummy tuck) for someone as large as Amber is going to start at around US$25k and that's just for a standard abdominoplasty, she'd need a 360 lift eventually because of that shelf arse of hers. Not that it matters, because she's not ever going to lose enough weight to have those surgeries.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

But doesn’t she realize the most effective way to get her views back and insure a solid income stream would be to research WLS, financially plan for it, prepare mentally and physically for it, and then follow through? I don’t even watch MSHPL, but I know lots of people would find this compelling.

People are falling over themselves congratulating Peetz for making chicken, people like to see people succeed. So despite Amber's insistence we just want to see her fail., if she tried, like actually tried, people would support her.

I wonder if people are ever going to get tired of the "Amber has told a LIE! I must call her out!" cycle.
Amber lies all the damn time, and it's not because she's doing anything sneaky.
She does it to get attention, and boy howdy does it work!
People rush to her channel, click her videos, leave comments, and all it does is put money in Amber's pocket.
Some make videos about her, which gets her name out there and people go to her channel. Money goes to Amber yet again.

Folks can bitch about her all they want (lord knows I have) but she is playing every last one of you, and she is winning.

Same thing happened when she first said "Falene." Of course she meant Jade but reaction channels and everyone else overreacting, repeatedly asking "who's Falene???" It's Jade, you dumbfucks, stop falling for it. Chantal also knows how to play that game.

Of course she doesn't understand the pre or post WLS diet. Honestly most dieticians, even ones working in bariatric practices, dont seem to understand that bariatric patients can't eat "everything in moderation" because these patients don't have a moderation button. It's also the reason why having an active eating disorder is an exclusion for getting WLS. Amber knows this already, she was told after her last attempt to get WLS that she'd need years of therapy to deal with her ED, even IF she is currently in therapy, she's not even close to getting her ED under control. It's the EDs that give these megafats such poor outcomes post surgery.

This WLS re-run is just Amber recycling old stories that got her views in the past. She's done so much research she doesn't even know the two surgeries on offer at different prices. It's most likely VSG (sleeve) and Gastric Bypass (either RNY, or Omega Loop aka Mini Bypass). In other words she's done no research in all the years she's run with this storyline. She's not saving for WLS, because she has no intention of having it. If it's not going to be offered to her for free as part of a TV deal where she doesn't have to put any effort into counselling etc, then she's not going to do anything beyond an initial consultation. It'll be the same as her three previous initial consults that never went any further. It'll be interesting to read what her excuses are this time for not moving forward, but I won't be suckered in again to watch her.

She doesn't. Her entire body will be covered in loose sagging skin. Watching some of the heavyweights on MSHPL, the ones that successfully lose 400+ pounds often need multiple surgeries, and in the case of legs, it's often 2 or 3 surgeries on each leg. Tummy tucks need to happen multiple times as well. Tummy tucks are supposedly the least painful of the reconstructive plastic surgeries (and having had one myself quite recently) they are fucking painful and take up to a year to completely heal and get final results.

Your earlier list of plastic surgery costs is very low ball. While websites might quote surgery costs at the low end best case scenario, every surgery has expensive add on additional costs, like injectable in surgery pain relief, liposuction, surgical garments etc. Abdominoplasty (tummy tuck) for someone as large as Amber is going to start at around US$25k and that's just for a standard abdominoplasty, she'd need a 360 lift eventually because of that shelf arse of hers. Not that it matters, because she's not ever going to lose enough weight to have those surgeries.

Amber has said in the past that she knows her body is deformed and will never be normal.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

This really is Trollmass 2022. Literally everything she's doing and saying is just to get a negative reaction out of people. The cackles, oh god the cackles.

Get that money, fatty! We'll see how well you do in 2023! Looking forward to more bouts with cellulitis and you finally hitting that stretch goal of 600 elbees!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Now granted I don't understand nutrition like Amber does, nor do I understand psychology like the made up imaginary shrinks she claims to go to, but unless she's going to fucking Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder for an assessment, surely any spastic could tell you that Amber *cannot* do eating in moderation, otherwise she wouldn't be 500 el bees... so I find it a bit difficult to believe that a) anyone is actually telling her that, and b) she keeps taking the same advice every fucking time despite never being able to stick to it. Not that ALR would ever lah, of course.

 

[I call shenanigans]

We got almost a full body shot of Jade as she sat on the couch. I’m more convinced than ever that she’s a tranny.

I think she's a tranny. That would certainly explain the no video of her neck or face, the massive hands, and the very masculine voice.

We got an extended crotch shot of Jade. Now I’m not sure about the tranny thing. No bludge at all, but could be micropenis.

Have you not heard of tucking? There's even the possibility she's post-op.

Now granted I don't understand nutrition like Amber does, nor do I understand psychology like the made up imaginary shrinks she claims to go to, but unless she's going to fucking Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder for an assessment, surely any spastic could tell you that Amber *cannot* do eating in moderation, otherwise she wouldn't be 500 el bees... so I find it a bit difficult to believe that a) anyone is actually telling her that, and b) she keeps taking the same advice every fucking time despite never being able to stick to it. Not that ALR would ever lah, of course.

Intuitive Eating dieticians really are a thing....and many dieticians are in on it currently ...even the skinny ones who tend to have EDs themselves. It's not just unqualified nutritionists pushing intuitive eating these days. Those that sign on the Intuitive Eating bandwagon and get the certification are obliged to take the no restriction or intentional weightloss oath...and I'm not joking!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Get that money, fatty!

Not from my clicks. I've watched maybe one YouTube of hers ever. Bless the archives and recappers here. I bow before you because you are the most critical and satirical bastards like myself.

The sheer lunacy of this fat fuck is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Vingle]

I think she's a tranny. That would certainly explain the no video of her neck or face, the massive hands, and the very masculine voice.

If we become 100% sure and has all proof that Feline is a troon one time. I'm never going call it a she, and I'm going to correct you all. As the troon delusion is the same shit as what Hamber has, just different outcome.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I wonder if people are ever going to get tired of the "Amber has told a LIE! I must call her out!" cycle.
Amber lies all the damn time, and it's not because she's doing anything sneaky.
She does it to get attention, and boy howdy does it work!
People rush to her channel, click her videos, leave comments, and all it does is put money in Amber's pocket.
Some make videos about her, which gets her name out there and people go to her channel. Money goes to Amber yet again.

Folks can bitch about her all they want (lord knows I have) but she is playing every last one of you, and she is winning.

Amber's YouTube audience is even dumber than she is. My guess is that they THINK they are conditioning her - like training a dog. You scold bad behaviour and praise good behaviour and eventually the dog complies. For as much as they go on and on about being experts in identifying narc behaviour, they constantly get hoovered back by her bullshit pretending to want to do better. And then they all get triggered again and spaz out while she sits back and enjoys the frustration she causes. Though to be honest, I find the audience dynamic to be a large part of what makes this greasy meatball fascinating. If her audience caught on and fucked off, I think the magic would be gone. She'd just be a quarter ton version of *that* person we all know from work/school/extended family.

Now granted I don't understand nutrition like Amber does, nor do I understand psychology like the made up imaginary shrinks she claims to go to, but unless she's going to fucking Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder for an assessment, surely any spastic could tell you that Amber *cannot* do eating in moderation, otherwise she wouldn't be 500 el bees... so I find it a bit difficult to believe that a) anyone is actually telling her that, and b) she keeps taking the same advice every fucking time despite never being able to stick to it. Not that ALR would ever lah, of course.

Unpopular opinion, but I completely believe that Amber is seeing a 'therapist', and it's the therapist from the Health At Every Size Eating Disorder Outpatient Program. Someone here found a HAES Outpatient Program within a 5 or so minute drive from her home. That might not be the exact facility she goes to, but it shows that they exist. The fact they can't take insurance shows they are not following established practices on dealing with eating disorders (or they aren't licenced/certified). And despite Amber saying that she doesn't believe in HAES, she specifically chose this clinic, knowing they followed HAES principles. Honestly, this sounds like a PERFECT symbiotic working relationship for Amber. The clinic will tell Amber whatever she wants to hear to keep the $700+ per month rolling in, and the clinic allows Amber to create the illusion that she's getting help to appease the enablers in her life while doing what she wants to do. "No, baybuh. The PSYCHOLOGIST says that it would be DAMAGING for me to *NOT* have that KFC Famous Bowl. You want me to get better, right?"

 

[Bees]

Jade is not a MTF tranny, because if she were we’d see shotput national champion trophies everywhere. She’s a high test negress is all, or, at best, a FTM.

 

[billeverghostly]

If we become 100% sure and has all proof that Feline is a troon one time. I'm never going call it a she, and I'm going to correct you all. As the troon delusion is the same shit as what Hamber has, just different outcome.

Jade has told us what it is.

 

[ADHD]

then she's not going to do anything beyond an initial consultation. It'll be the same as her three previous initial consults that never went any further.

The best part is that she doesn't even need to have an actual consult to carry out this rerun. She can just use any previous consult as a base and build her story from there.