He's been on blood pressure medication since his 20s, he's kidding no one. His doctor could tell him he was morbidly obese and prediabetic and he would reply "No child, I am not diabetic. I am perfectly healthy and as slim as ever."
He has cunningly conserved 300 lbs of cheap beer and pretzels around his impressive waist, child.
I think I might literally die if Pat goes to prison for being a atalker.
This one time in a science class he failed he heard about the law of conservation of mass while half asleep and thinks it's about getting and staying fat which is all the conserving he does.
imo if it was pat the law would have already arrested him. and if it was his old boomer hater, they would have arrested him. it's got to be some lunatic south of the border. sucks for pat if that's the case but at least he could claim his fans are international.
fire dept invites themselves everywhere they can because it's good for the annual budget. an old lady can slip on the sidewalk and they'll rush to her like she needs a high pressure water cannon.
This fuckin pussy, it's the fire department you coward, it's not SWATing unless it's the SWAT department or at least armed cops busting down your door on some no-knock shit. Every indication seems to be that pigboy has been subjected to nothing more than nine talks with very polite officers who don't even laugh when his small dick is hanging out. I'm not sure why the fire dept is responding to "a violent attack", I know sometimes the FD has ambulances, but whatever. This is some weak shit as far as cyberterrorism Rick. The pathetic attempt to somehow link it to his Twitter bitching at the end really shows you just how serious and scary this is to him, i.e. not at all. He fucking loves this shit now because any day it's gonna blow up on Twitter or in a court of law and he'll get all the dopamine in the wooooorld!!! Wait for the knock stalker child!!!View attachment 4006776
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I don't think the most recent "swatting" even had anything to do with him. He just took a picture of some fire engines and claimed it was about him, even though it wasn't.
I don't know how he can label all his haters "stalkers", while simultaneously broadcasting every stupid detail about his boring life to the world.
He's very conservative with his output of published fiction. Though he immediately wastes any energy saved by writing 40,000 tweets per day, many of which are fiction themselves according to the childs at the itty bitty twittee committee.
I'm imagining his doctor just saying 'yeah good' while totally mentally checked out because s/he doesn't want to have to deal with the hour of childing that would follow an honest answer.
There's probably someone on the deep web offering rent-a-SWAT services. The #DropKiwifarms trannies told him about it when he met with them to give them the manifesto material. If he's stupid enough, there are probably traceable crypto transactions that lead back to him.
Fire trucks always show up when there’s a medical emergency because they usually respond the fastest and the personnel have first aid training. (And because they’re usually doing nothing) There isn’t even a police car in the photo, so my guess is that whoever “swatted” Piggy called and said “help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” or “I’m having a heart attack” or something of that nature.
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That's pretty much it, yeah. He based his entire personality around pseudo-macho bullshit like guns, fighting, Mustangs and living in a dive bar, and that's about it. None of his actual political views are conservative in any way, but he tries to pass as one so he can be the token "enlightened/progressive conservative". Still hoping for that pundit-job at CNN or whatever.With the quality of Fatrick's political takes, he probably thinks just owning guns makes him a conservative.
Yeah but any time fire trucks show up so do ambulances and cop cars.
When do they ever have?
In lefty land, especially post-Lucas, being swatted is when the police come to your house, for any reason, when you haven't called them yourself. And even then they're looking at Pat getting a visit from the fire brigade and thinking, 'That doesn't count.'
Exactly this. Pat's perception of masculinity is based on a series of stereotypes, and he's obsessed with seeming masculine. It's why he'll never troon out, I think - far too much of his personality is based on being a manly man, and a manly man who does manly things. That includes all @Meriasek's list, and also the motorbike, the bullshit about not only fighting but being able to stop a fight with his presence and tone of voice, his idea of 'lockerroom talk', and his view of himself as protector of the weak. It's possibly why he relates so well with troons, because they are also obsessed with gender stereotypes. And also why Brianna Wu is his ultimate troon, because he's equally obsessed with masculinity in his pursuit of being the 'not like other girls' in tech.
It's in some beta state, it was originally only visible to Twitter Blue people and they were beta testing it for a later roll out, then Musk must have ordered it to be at least visible to the public because it was shortly after he took over that everyone started seeing them. I think only Twitter Blue people can create them still, everyone else can just vote on whether it's helpful. I actually doubt they're going to let anyone put those on anyone else because I would spend so much of my free time putting them on people who I know would hate them but I ain't gonna pay for that shit.
