Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[scallion]

"Well let me tell you my fetishes, I-"
"I'm not really interested in hearing it."
"Sorry you feel uncomfortable, anyways I want to be shrunk down and used as a sex toy."

 

[Black ContraPoints]

"Well let me tell you my fetishes, I-"
"I'm not really interested in hearing it."
"Sorry you feel uncomfortable, anyways I want to be shrunk down and used as a sex toy."

'The Internet laughs at me for this.' The Internet is only aware of this fetish because of leaks from the last catfish you spilled your guts to! I fucking love this retard.

I love the part of the chat when he gets all needy and whiny, and she says she's there for him and hasn't abandoned him, and he replies 'yeah, but not physically.' What a manipulative little shit. Maaaaaybe I'll have to paint the ceiling with my brains because you're not here to stop me. FACE TA FACE

I love the established differences between them. She is supposedly a young, successful, contracted v-tuber that has over 1,000 viewers a stream and can't chat with him all the time because she is going out with friends while he wallows in his own misery, trying to ignore the sounds of his brother laying pipe in the shower. There's an amazing part where he tells her he gets less than 10 viewers a stream and she encourages him with 'Oh, don't worry, you'll get there!' when this guy has been unsuccessful at streaming for nearly a decade now. So fucking funny.

 

[Jack Awful]

Of course he's into giantess shit.
Mommy issues run deep.

 

[FanaticDreamer]

Jesus, there was a lot to unpack there.

"Miss sopping wet pussy" is my new favorite quote from him.

He claims "the Internet" calls him a predator for one instance, omitting the fact that he has shown repeated instances of predatory behavior.

Yo hol' up, actually. If his heart now belongs to this sayu girl, then wtf is he still doing simping for ethots on Twitter?

This is pretty on-brand for him. In the screenshots I posted from years and years ago, one of his Facebook friends called him out for jumping from girl to girl. Even if a girl shows him the attention he claims he so desperately craves, it's never enough for him.

Jay was unstable and not very attractive, but she actually gave him all the physical and emotional attention he could ever want. But that too, wasn't enough for him because no amount of validation will fix poor mental health. He has to actually put in the work.

 

[SmugDruggler]

'The Internet laughs at me for this.' The Internet is only aware of this fetish because of leaks from the last catfish you spilled your guts to! I fucking love this retard.

Tbf, we’ve actually known about it since long before that. His lazy eyed GF threw a temper tantrum cause he went like ten minutes without texting her back and spilled it on his discord along with his love for wearing her underwear.

The catfishing was just a refresher for any new farmers who may have missed it the first time, which is why I’m partially convinced he does this on purpose to an extent. Negative attention is better than no attention for Chibi and, as someone mentioned, he can’t not have an inkling that some random, conveniently 18 year old girl asking him about his fetishes will get leaked for our benefit.

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

I sliced down some parts I wanted to address, don't care about the sexting. Adam saying he knows when to man up is funny




Adam also is a fucking moron



Adam getting swapped out during a date.


Adam lives with his Brother who fucking his chocolate goddess in the shower

 

[RVNX]

I hope you all got a large appetite. I got these leaks on twitter from someone that wanted to remain anonymous. Enjoy it to your hearts content. I apologize in advance if I made a mistake in the post. I usually lurk.

Spoiler: Leaks

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I don't know how anyone can talk to this dude for more than 5 minutes without having their brain seep out of their ears.

 

[John Ligma]

I love how Adam's severely retarded looking brother is consistently dating hot (albeit black) women and having sex while Adam has to sit the next room over crying. The mental image of this is hilarious to me.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If Sayu is indeed a corporate VTuber, then this could cause unforeseen consequences for both her and Adam.

 

[Tiberius Rising]

Cheebs's goal needs to be his brother. His brother looks like a retard and apparently spent a year in the hospital and somehow in the past 500 pages has gotten laid more times than Chibi. Even if his brother was in a hospital for over a year, he overcame all that. How the fuck can't Chibi learn anything from his roommate, I mean brother? I get he is beyond hope, bit still, his brother seems like a dweeb too, but not a lolcow.

 

[Socrates]

This retard really fucking did it again. He really is a true blue ribbon grade A1 lolcow, the inability to avoid oversharing deeply embarrassing personal details with extremely obvious catfish accounts posing as barely legal jailbait is just astounding. Like my nigga doesn't skip a fucking beat, he sees something wearing a skirt that looks like it hasn't finished highschool yet and he's off to the fucking races every single time. Thankfully he's a pathetic coward so the most he'll ever do is sexually harass these girls and then cry about being blocked.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Cheebs's goal needs to be his brother. His brother looks like a retard and apparently spent a year in the hospital and somehow in the past 500 pages has gotten laid more times than Chibi. Even if his brother was in a hospital for over a year, he overcame all that. How the fuck can't Chibi learn anything from his roommate, I mean brother? I get he is beyond hope, bit still, his brother seems like a dweeb too, but not a lolcow.

The fact that his brother never poured out his dirty laundry onto the Internet and now has a loving shower-sex filled relationship with his Nubian goddess proves that Chibi really is the retarded one. He might have had a developmental lead for a long time, but in the great race we call Life, he has been easily surpassed.

I've always believed that all it takes is one good woman to fix even the worst functioning autist, but Chibi's major problem in life isn't his autism, but his narcissism. He just doesn't care about other human beings. The only value he places in others is how they can please him. That's the big difference between his brother and him. His brother could have shat himself every day on the short bus for a dozen years, but the fact that he can look outside of himself and connect with another person puts him on an entirely different level than Adam.

Never give up, my fellow autists. If you open your heart sincerely, you too can find love.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

The fact that his brother never poured out his dirty laundry onto the Internet and now has a loving shower-sex filled relationship with his Nubian goddess proves that Chibi really is the retarded one. He might have had a developmental lead for a long time, but in the great race we call Life, he has been easily surpassed.

I've always believed that all it takes is one good woman to fix even the worst functioning autist, but Chibi's major problem in life isn't his autism, but his narcissism. He just doesn't care about other human beings. The only value he places in others is how they can please him. That's the big difference between his brother and him. His brother could have shat himself every day on the short bus for a dozen years, but the fact that he can look outside of himself and connect with another person puts him on an entirely different level than Adam.

Never give up, my fellow autists. If you open your heart sincerely, you too can find love.

Chibi's number 1 problem with finding ladies is that he is so immature himself that his only hope is finding a woman just as immature as him. That's definitely why he only looks for ones that are as terminally online as him and under 20, they aren't very likely to judge him for that crowbcat video because they're just as retarded. He definitely would find them easier to manipulate than normal women too

 

[demicolon]

we are going to need the full res photo of chibi cumming on his stomach. you would think he would have learnt not to talk sexual with randoms on discord and twitter by now, does he have a exposure kink?

He has a humiliation fetish.

 

[scallion]

Chibi's number 1 problem with finding ladies is that he is so immature himself that his only hope is finding a woman just as immature as him. That's definitely why he only looks for ones that are as terminally online as him and under 20, they aren't very likely to judge him for that crowbcat video because they're just as retarded. He definitely would find them easier to manipulate than normal women too

I don't think he puts that much thought into it, he's just a creep.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Adam needs to stop getting catfished. It feels like I've seen his dick more than I've seen my own at this point.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

The fact that his brother never poured out his dirty laundry onto the Internet and now has a loving shower-sex filled relationship with his Nubian goddess proves that Chibi really is the retarded one. He might have had a developmental lead for a long time, but in the great race we call Life, he has been easily surpassed.

I've always believed that all it takes is one good woman to fix even the worst functioning autist, but Chibi's major problem in life isn't his autism, but his narcissism. He just doesn't care about other human beings. The only value he places in others is how they can please him. That's the big difference between his brother and him. His brother could have shat himself every day on the short bus for a dozen years, but the fact that he can look outside of himself and connect with another person puts him on an entirely different level than Adam.

Never give up, my fellow autists. If you open your heart sincerely, you too can find love.

Get out there and colonize some nigger pussy tiger.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I also know when to man up and be responsible as well

This was the most shocking part of the whole exchange. Being a degenerate sex pest is one thing, but a lie this egregious I cannot forgive.

 

[McSneaks]

If you had to describe Chibis entire being in literally one scene in a sitcom

"we were eating then all of a sudden she was feeling sad because she can't say no and remove relationships she doesn't want from her life"
"so being an empath I took her to a club to get her drunk"
"she was finally happy again on our date when I watched her from a distance"
"I was proud as I watched her leave with her exboyfriend, smiling, but confused because she said she was sad with people she didn't want to be around and was sad on our date, yet happy when she left with him..."


Also lmao nigga literally fried his brain with his gay magnets

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

If you had to describe Chibis entire being in literally one scene in a sitcom



"we were eating then all of a sudden she was feeling sad because she can't say no and remove relationships she doesn't want from her life"
"so being an empath I took her to a club to get her drunk"
"she was finally happy again on our date when I watched her from a distance"
"I was proud as I watched her leave with exboyfriend, smiling, but confused because she was sad when she said she couldn't leave people she didn't want to be around...."


Also lmao nigga literally fried his brain with his gay magnets

To be fair to Chibi, the staff of a magnet therapy centre can't be the most sanest people either