Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cringemaster Supreme]

one dumb furfag

I'm not a furfag just because I have wolf in my name

 

[Kheapathic]

There's been a lot of pages about Nick and the lady having bedroom problems, to which I have to ask. Nick claims to have developed a heat allergy; do you know what happens when two people get excited and rub up against each other... friction... and heat... and he's not showing up on stream with a lot hives or whatever the evidence of an allergy would be. ED is also something that comes with heavy drinking.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

There's been a lot of pages about Nick and the lady having bedroom problems, to which I have to ask. Nick claims to have developed a heat allergy; do you know what happens when two people get excited and rub up against each other... friction... and heat... and he's not showing up on stream with a lot hives or whatever the evidence of an allergy would be. ED is also something that comes with heavy drinking.

add to that the fact they almost certainly have to be on opposite sleep schedules so she can you know actually take care of their children and I doubt they have much time to spend together even with a nanny

 

[beautiful person]

I'm not a furfag just because I have wolf in my name

Lol, my bad. It's probably a play on Beowolf then.

There's been a lot of pages about Nick and the lady having bedroom problems, to which I have to ask. Nick claims to have developed a heat allergy; do you know what happens when two people get excited and rub up against each other... friction... and heat... and he's not showing up on stream with a lot hives or whatever the evidence of an allergy would be. ED is also something that comes with heavy drinking.

If he has ED from drinking then I could see the Mrs. attributing that to her own desirability and that leading to her engaging in mild exhibitionism and possible swinging. Prove to herself that she's still sexy to people who aren't obligated to find her sexy.

 

[MosBodacious]

Hah! Reading back a page and I never would have put this together, but it would be hilarious and on par with the nutty past few weeks if the reason the Rekeita clan was so large was that they weren't all Rekeitas.

 

[Pignat]

Gratz to whoever snags Balldo_Baggins when account registrations open up.

 

[BruceyBoy]

Childish I know, but lmao nonetheless

 

[Homer Simpson]

It's some werid obsession to "prove" his kids are not white. Because God forbid a parent not put his kids on social media. Same people cry about the gunt showing off his kids are now wanting rackets to show off his kids.

He's showed his kids on stream by accident. It was a stream from years ago, I had just started watching him and decided to watch some of his older stuff, and because nick is a boomer, he accidentally, for less than a second, showed his desktop screen. The wallpaper was a family photo of the kids. It's out there but I ain't looking for it.

 

[2lolis1cup]

He's showed his kids on stream by accident. It was a stream from years ago, I had just started watching him and decided to watch some of his older stuff, and because nick is a boomer, he accidentally, for less than a second, showed his desktop screen. The wallpaper was a family photo of the kids. It's out there but I ain't looking for it.

I've found pics of Nick's family during my search and can confirm they are all white as the driven snow. It's also stupid to think that the weirdos that also found Nick's "dox", wouldn't have found out something as juicy as that. I would have shared that regardless of Nick not being remotely a lolcow at the time.

So This conversation peaked my interest and I decided to see if I could find some lulzy content.

I found a few videos that would be great for locals to have to fuck with nick. Here are 2 videos of Lady Rackets singing and a Haram video of Nick's mom.

Spoiler: singing videos

Spoiler: Nick's mom panty flashing the camera

 

[Captain Manning]

As I write this, I don't think there's any credible evidence that Nick is a literal cuck. All I see is just some amusing speculation prompted by the fact LR has no fucking filter whatsoever when you put her in front of a webcam. Along with the Hedonism II stuff. Stuff that somebody like Metokur would call "things that get the noggin' joggin'."

That said, I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that for YEARS Nick called Ron Toye a cuck. As long as we're being completely honest with ourselves here, the evidence that Ron is a cuck isn't exactly a slam dunk either. The best and only evidence for it seems to be that idiotic tweet he made back in 2019 where he said he'd (and I'm paraphrasing) rather be a cuck with Monica than without Monica. My issue with that now, as it was then, is I don't know whether Ron is intelligent enough to know what a cuck is. Ron is quite dumb, afterall.

In the end, why were all those Monica bull jokes made? Because they're funny. Nothing more. They still are. Now we're supposed to suddenly apply standards before making a cuck joke? How does that work exactly? Nick's thread has been moved. His special "multimedia" treatment is over.

To be clear, Ron is a soyboy niggerfaggot, and I don't want to give anyone the impression I think otherwise. His biggest black mark, IMO, is that remote control story we KNOW is true. However, between this degenerate shit Nick has been doing, and the fact Ty boomered Vic's case to hell and gone, Ron is probably feeling more than a bit smug right now.

And, God help me, I honestly can't say he is devoid of cause. Fuckin' hell. How in the world did we get to this point?

I still recall the times he chastised people for swearing on his show, he had to tell the chat 'no, I am not drunk. It looks like I drink more than I do', and had a meltdown that ended up kicking someone off the stream when they used the f-slur. There were more clear lines.

That was in 2018 and when he hosted a debate between @FROG and some Anti-ComicsGate guy (I forget which one, but he has a thread in the Lolcow subforum).

Specifically, the other guy called @FROG a faggot, and Nick slammed the Emergency Stop button and read the other guy the riot act about how that sort of language is gonna get his channel deleted. He then kicked the other guy off and terminated the debate.

Oddly enough, I can't seem to find that video on TY anymore. It might be gone.

Back in 2018, Nick had a lot more concern about getting yetted by Youtube. Today, well... he's considerably more brazen. Obviously.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

In the end, why were all those Monica bull jokes made? Because they're funny. Nothing more. They still are. Now we're supposed to suddenly apply standards before making a cuck joke? How does that work exactly? Nick's thread has been moved. His special "multimedia" treatment is over.

This is the crux of it that a lot of these guys are missing, intentionally or not.
We know, Nick didn't really fuck his asshole with a whisky bottle. We know, the chances of Nick's wife and Drexel having sex together are damn near zero (Never say never). Yeah, posting a picture of your bare posterior in the grand scheme of things really is no big deal. But it's funny, so we're going to keep joking about it.
Nick has used a balldo, and that's fucking gay and worthy of derision. He and his wife went to a swingers resort in Jamaica, which is going to invite speculation. And hey, who knows? Chris fucking his mom used to be just a joke.

 

[feral cat #6385]

As I write this, I don't think there's any credible evidence that Nick is a literal cuck. All I see is just some amusing speculation prompted by the fact LR has no fucking filter whatsoever when you put her in front of a webcam. Along with the Hedonism II stuff. Stuff that somebody like Metokur would call "things that get the noggin' joggin'."

That said, I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that for YEARS Nick called Ron Toye a cuck. As long as we're being completely honest with ourselves here, the evidence that Ron is a cuck isn't exactly a slam dunk either. The best and only evidence for it seems to be that idiotic tweet he made back in 2019 where he said he'd (and I'm paraphrasing) rather be a cuck with Monica than without Monica. My issue with that now, as it was then, is I don't know whether Ron is intelligent enough to know what a cuck is. Ron is quite dumb, afterall.

In the end, why were all those Monica bull jokes made? Because they're funny. Nothing more. They still are. Now we're supposed to suddenly apply standards before making a cuck joke? How does that work exactly? Nick's thread has been moved. His special "multimedia" treatment is over.

To be clear, Ron is a soyboy niggerfaggot, and I don't want to give anyone the impression I think otherwise. His biggest black mark, IMO, is that remote control story we KNOW is true. However, between this degenerate shit Nick been doing, and the fact Ty boomered Vic's case to hell and gone, Ron is probably feeling more than a bit smug right now.

And, God help me, I honestly can't say he is devoid of cause. Fuckin' hell. How in the world did we get to this point?



Specifically, the other guy called @FROG a faggot, and Nick slammed the Emergency Stop button and read the other guy the riot act about how that sort of language is gonna get his channel deleted. He then terminated the debate.

Oddly enough, I can't seem to find that video on TY anymore. It might be gone.

Back in 2018, Nick had a lot more concern about getting yetted by Youtube. Today, well... he's considerably more brazen. Obviously.

Now, now. Ron isn't a soyboy niggerfaggot. Those terms are contradictory. He is a soyboy nigger loving faggot. There is also no doubt he is a cuck. He has been engaged to Monica for 10 years. If that isn't the definition of a cuck I don't know what is.

Looks like we aren't getting a show tonight. Rackets is still in Miami soliciting bulls for his slatternly wife. If any of you are coal black and in Miami this is your shot.

 

[Allanon]

As I write this, I don't think there's any credible evidence that Nick is a literal cuck. All I see is just some amusing speculation prompted by the fact LR has no fucking filter whatsoever when you put her in front of a webcam. Along with the Hedonism II stuff. Stuff that somebody like Metokur would call "things that get the noggin' joggin'."

That said, I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that for YEARS Nick called Ron Toye a cuck. As long as we're being completely honest with ourselves here, the evidence that Ron is a cuck isn't exactly a slam dunk either. The best and only evidence for it seems to be that idiotic tweet he made back in 2019 where he said he'd (and I'm paraphrasing) rather be a cuck with Monica than without Monica. My issue with that now, as it was then, is I don't know whether Ron is intelligent enough to know what a cuck is. Ron is quite dumb, afterall.

In the end, why were all those Monica bull jokes made? Because they're funny. Nothing more. They still are. Now we're supposed to suddenly apply standards before making a cuck joke? How does that work exactly? Nick's thread has been moved. His special "multimedia" treatment is over.

To be clear, Ron is a soyboy niggerfaggot, and I don't want to give anyone the impression I think otherwise. His biggest black mark, IMO, is that remote control story we KNOW is true. However, between this degenerate shit Nick been doing, and the fact Ty boomered Vic's case to hell and gone, Ron is probably feeling more than a bit smug right now.

And, God help me, I honestly can't say he is devoid of cause. Fuckin' hell. How in the world did we get to this point?



Specifically, the other guy called @FROG a faggot, and Nick slammed the Emergency Stop button and read the other guy the riot act about how that sort of language is gonna get his channel deleted. He then terminated the debate.

Oddly enough, I can't seem to find that video on TY anymore. It might be gone.

Back in 2018, Nick had a lot more concern about getting yetted by Youtube. Today, well... he's considerably more brazen. Obviously.

My issue with the pages of BLACKED fantasies are that they're not funny. Lots of the Monica/Ron cucking jokes are also not funny, but at least some of them managed to be, and Ron's bizarre behavior, voice, and physical stature leans into it. The past few pages haven't been jokes about Nick getting cucked, they're just angry statements about how Lady Rackets is getting plowed and impregnated by black men. There's so much vitriol packed into the posts without any glimmer of humor I'd think Nick launched into a drunken rant about how bad Kiwi Farms is while naked and Balldozing each and every one of their moms live on stream. At least be funny if you're going to jump from 'they're engaging in degeneracy' to 'Nick is getting super ultra cucked by random Jamaicans'.

Incidentally, it seems people have forgotten this, but I'm pretty sure that Nick has already mentioned that the surgery LR underwent back in 2019 where she was bedridden for a few nights and he had to interrupt his stream to check on her was something that rendered her infertile, like a hysterectomy or something along those lines. If they do indeed swing now, there should be zero chance of impregnation.

It's no surprise Nick would be way more paranoid about getting shut down early in his career, though. That's how Youtube works. When Nick was a smaller channel, he didn't have a personal connection in YT to talk with when issues came up like possible TOS violations, and he necessarily didn't understand well enough what he could and couldn't do. Now that he's big enough to have a personal 'guy' to talk to, he has far less concern with YT's automated system of flagging and "appeal reviews" that are also blatantly just automated.

...If Nick and his wife are now sponsored by and fans of Balldo, does this mean they are now firmly in the 'balls' camp of the 'balls or no balls' question?

 

[Captain Manning]

There is also no doubt he is a cuck. He has been engaged to Monica for 10 years. If that isn't the definition of a cuck I don't know what is.

A cuckold. It's pretty evident that's what Nick meant based on the jokes he made about Ron jerking off as Monica is getting plowed by a black bull.

Funny enough though, I just realized Oxford updated the dictionary between then and now to give us this gem.



I'm actually kinda shocked they did this, instead of pretending a definition in common usage doesn't exist because the language police don't like it.

So yeah, Ron is definitely in definition 1. Officially, even, I guess. Some people might argue Nick is depending on how much shit they want to give him for LR dragging him to Hedonism II. But I still am not convinced Nick or Ron qualify for definition 2. I presume not until I see evidence.

At least be funny if you're going to jump from 'they're engaging in degeneracy' to 'Nick is getting super ultra cucked by random Jamaicans'.

Agreed, and I've consistently said I see no solid evidence for the latter.

That said though, one should be careful not to be humorless. It's funny sometimes. And I'd say even jokes that fall flat should still be allowed here.

I'm really seething tonight...
Rekieta's gonna start a fight...
Drexel's gonna fuck his wife...

I LOL'd. Sue me.

It think it works here in particular because it's way more of a dig against Ralph than Nick.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

...If Nick and his wife are now sponsored by and fans of Balldo, does this mean they are now firmly in the 'balls' camp of the 'balls or no balls' question?

Nick has always been in the balls camp which I'll never understand. More male parts just makes futa more gay than it already is.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Nick has always been in the balls camp which I'll never understand. More male parts just makes futa more gay than it already is.

Because he's gay. Guy was a damn cheerleader. There was a question in the resort stream where he said if he were to be vored he'd want it to be cock vore. He loves dick. He probably likes the balldo because he doesn't have to penatrate a woman with his erection.

 

[Captain Manning]

There was a question in the resort stream where he said if he were to be vored he'd want it to be cock vore.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about with respect to Nick's new audience.

The only legitimate answer you should even give to that question, to avoid being laughed at, is "fuck off, retard."

Forget anyone on KF. I swear, it's like his new fans, that actually pay him money, subconsciously hate him the most.

 

[Allanon]

A cuckold. It's pretty evident that's what Nick meant based on the jokes he made about Ron jerking off as Monica is getting plowed by a black bull.

Funny enough though, I just realized Oxford updated the dictionary between then and now to give us this gem.

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I'm actually kinda shocked they did this, instead of pretending a definition in common usage doesn't exist because the language police don't like it.

So yeah, Ron is definitely in definition 1. Officially, even, I guess. Some people might argue Nick is depending on how much shit they want to give him for LR dragging him to Hedonism II. But I still am not convinced Nick or Ron qualify for definition 2. I presume not until I see evidence.


Agreed, and I've consistently said I see no solid evidence for the latter.

That said though, one should be careful not to be humorless. It's funny sometimes. And I'd say even jokes that fall flat should still be allowed here.

I'm really seething tonight...
Rekieta's gonna start a fight...
Drexel's gonna fuck his wife...

I LOL'd. Sue me.

It think it works here in particular because it's way more of a dig against Ralph than Nick.

Funny jokes are funny jokes, even when they're offensive or inappropriate. I maintain the recent comments about Nick's wife have not been formatted as jokes. They may have not been spoken seriously, but there's a difference between a nonserious statement and an actual attempt to be funny. I'm not saying people shouldn't be allowed to post whatever they want, funny or not, I'm just mocking them for their unfunny attempts at trolling.

A side note, since you brought it up - I actually personally do not believe Ron is a true cuckold. I know he tweeted a virtue signalling nonsense statement about how he'd rather be a cuckold engaged to Monica than single and not a cuck, but considering the fact that one of the leading theories for Monica's sudden betrayal of Vic was that she wanted to avoid Ron's jealousy when he found out that Monica and Vic made out one time in a hotel and she still had a crush on him to this day, I do not actually believe Ron's ego could handle cuckolding. He's too possessive and controlling. He'll talk the talk, but he won't walk the walk.

As for Nick I also don't think he's a cuck, but I don't rule out the idea that he might have had a threesome or some other degenerate thing I'd really just rather not know about him. I just think if you're going to go for 'cucked by BBC' you should at least try for funny and not seething ex.

Nick has always been in the balls camp which I'll never understand. More male parts just makes futa more gay than it already is.

The serious answer is probably that it is less uncanny anatomy and therefore slightly less uncomfortable in a choice between two evils, but I'd like to instead point out that if he has always been in the balls camp we should have seen the balldo saga coming.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about with respect to Nick's new audience.

The only legitimate answer you should even give to that question, to avoid being laughed at, is "fuck off, retard."

Forget anyone on KF. I swear, it's like his new fans, that actually pay him money, subconsciously hate him the most.

I've consistently said this man knows exactly how to milk maximum superchats, which allows him to compete with channels which are much more massive than he is, and literal anime waifus. Degens for some reason are endless wells of money who have poor impulse control. They may be an unpleasant audience to deal with, but boy his paychecks must look good. Bigger YTers with far fewer superchats should take notes from him, but at this point his thinking has evolved so far I'm afraid that'll only spread ball penetration across YT like a digital pandemic.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Funny jokes are funny jokes, even when they're offensive or inappropriate. I maintain the recent comments about Nick's wife have not been formatted as jokes. They may have not been spoken seriously, but there's a difference between a nonserious statement and an actual attempt to be funny. I'm not saying people shouldn't be allowed to post whatever they want, funny or not, I'm just mocking them for their unfunny attempts at trolling.

A side note, since you brought it up - I actually personally do not believe Ron is a true cuckold. I know he tweeted a virtue signalling nonsense statement about how he'd rather be a cuckold engaged to Monica than single and not a cuck, but considering the fact that one of the leading theories for Monica's sudden betrayal of Vic was that she wanted to avoid Ron's jealousy when he found out that Monica and Vic made out one time in a hotel and she still had a crush on him to this day, I do not actually believe Ron's ego could handle cuckolding. He's too possessive and controlling. He'll talk the talk, but he won't walk the walk.

As for Nick I also don't think he's a cuck, but I don't rule out the idea that he might have had a threesome or some other degenerate thing I'd really just rather not know about him. I just think if you're going to go for 'cucked by BBC' you should at least try for funny and not seething ex.

The serious answer is probably that it is less uncanny anatomy and therefore slightly less uncomfortable in a choice between two evils, but I'd like to instead point out that if he has always been in the balls camp we should have seen the balldo saga coming.

I've consistently said this man knows exactly how to milk maximum superchats, which allows him to compete with channels which are much more massive than he is, and literal anime waifus. Degens for some reason are endless wells of money who have poor impulse control. They may be an unpleasant audience to deal with, but boy his paychecks must look good. Bigger YTers with far fewer superchats should take notes from him, but at this point his thinking has evolved so far I'm afraid that'll only spread ball penetration across YT like a digital pandemic.

If you can say soyboy soye isn’t a cuck unironically then your opinion is immediately invalidated yours and that other guy who is weirdly pearl clutching

 

[Allanon]

If you can say soyboy soye isn’t a cuck unironically then your opinion is immediately invalidated yours and that other guy who is weirdly pearl clutching

I said he's not a literal cuckold. If you think every low-t man is a cuck, even when they're documented wife beaters, you're an idiot.