Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I'll just remind everyone that cremation is probably not an option. Because of the sizable risk of fire, 280 pounds is the absolute outer limit that 95% of crematoria are willing to handle. There are those who might be willing to take up to 400 lbs., but they are very rare. If you search "crematorium fire" in Google news, you'll find plenty of stories of establishments that burned to the ground (sometimes with serious or fatal injury to the operators) because they tried to cremate someone who was too fat. (Fat burns like gasoline, literally) Insurance companies often enforce this rule. Money can buy you anything, and Kuwait may have more lenient rules or might not enforce them. But if they wheel her corpse into a crematorium and say "burn this fat load into ashes", most of them will respond "thanks, but no thanks"

Her family might have no choice but to ship her back home in a piano crate.
 
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Smoovy Jay said:
That’s all if her family bothered. Repatriation is a lot of work and money and does anyone love Chantal enough?

She’s been weirdly quiet for three days now (community tabs don’t count). I wonder if she’s on her way home.
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I thought the same thing.
Maybe she's just busy being dragged around by Salah to film more nontent, but this silence is definitely suspicious.

My other guess would be something health related. I know she's a cockroach, but being super morbidly obese in that hot climate must be starting to take a toll on her, if not physically at least mentally
 
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We're in the middle of the world cup in Qatar, it'll be very hard for her to get a flight, unless she can get a different route for the way back.
Don't get your hopes up about healthy issues, whatever would damage or kill any of us just makes GUNT stronger.
She'll be back in no time smoking shisha and eating 2kgs of whatever that crap was.
 
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I feel like apologizing for posting this.
 
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When a U.S. citizen dies abroad, the U.S. Embassy or Consulate assists the family and friends during this difficult time. The American Citizens Services
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Salah and the Family Sarault are in a world of pain if Chins dies over there. It's the one circumstance where she'd be less trouble alive than dead.
 
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TeracottaPah said:
Twitter dump since nothing is going on.

If you haven't seen this (ever or in a while) you must click. Enjoy Chantal's real unfiltered StreamYards face and her shock. It's like she doesn't even recognize herself.
*Incredulous* "What? What is this??"
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Link to clip: https://twitter.com/HotWasabii/status/1599599408441487360?t=J8grkqRDi7EphbJwW0FRPA&s=19

"I have a really romantic story about how we met, maybe one day I'll tell you guys."
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Link to video: https://twitter.com/itstrue2021/status/1598794520539598849?t=RAICYF-4wyerZhFZ_joeIw&s=19

This "Chantal Calendar 2023 Photo Dump" thread was a great trip into her modest past:
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Starting with my personal fave, the Face Down, Gunt Up
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Do you think this is what Salah wakes up to? The discolored, hypoxic face *chefs kiss*
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That's a foot.

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Someone made a good point and said her arm is closer to her tailbone than whatever that is attached those bottom rolls.

Mhmm, Nader used to nibble that head roll. In case you forgot:
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Bad girl Chantal is hotter than 90% of YouTubers!:
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Buttered kernels.

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I miss the leopard dress days.

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Delusion VS Reality

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You KNOW she looks at this comparison and thinks her "pretty face" makes her The Hot One. Both hideous.

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Can you believe she's female?

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SERIOUSLY, I don't think we noticed the first time (perhaps I missed it) but she's BURSTING out of her tennis shoes. Look how warped they are and how her fat goes over the sides.

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should add that one clip when Chantal was at nadars and had come out room and full glory face and the shock she showed asking whats wrong on his, camera her red full faced blothcy skin I don't have the clip but sure someone where does lol.
 
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repentance said:
I'm still struggling to understand why it's taking longer for her hair to start growing back after her shaving it than it takes for hair to start growing back after chemotherapy.
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TeracottaPah said:
Twitter dump since nothing is going on.

If you haven't seen this (ever or in a while) you must click. Enjoy Chantal's real unfiltered StreamYards face and her shock. It's like she doesn't even recognize herself.
*Incredulous* "What? What is this??"
View attachment 4005426
Link to clip: https://twitter.com/HotWasabii/status/1599599408441487360?t=J8grkqRDi7EphbJwW0FRPA&s=19

"I have a really romantic story about how we met, maybe one day I'll tell you guys."
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Link to video: https://twitter.com/itstrue2021/status/1598794520539598849?t=RAICYF-4wyerZhFZ_joeIw&s=19

This "Chantal Calendar 2023 Photo Dump" thread was a great trip into her modest past:
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Starting with my personal fave, the Face Down, Gunt Up
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Do you think this is what Salah wakes up to? The discolored, hypoxic face *chefs kiss*
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That's a foot.

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Someone made a good point and said her arm is closer to her tailbone than whatever that is attached those bottom rolls.

Mhmm, Nader used to nibble that head roll. In case you forgot:
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Bad girl Chantal is hotter than 90% of YouTubers!:
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Buttered kernels.

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I miss the leopard dress days.

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Delusion VS Reality

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You KNOW she looks at this comparison and thinks her "pretty face" makes her The Hot One. Both hideous.

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Can you believe she's female?

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SERIOUSLY, I don't think we noticed the first time (perhaps I missed it) but she's BURSTING out of her tennis shoes. Look how warped they are
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Deborah Debbie Grayson said:
The leopard dress photo makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. She’s a character straight out of Pink Flamingos. I’ll take that over this boring ass Mooslem arc - fupa balls n’ all.
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You’re right on! The Divine Guntal also ate those dog turds on rice so this is truly a Divine John Waters arc

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GhoulTori said:
Morbid question but if she died over there and her family wanted to bring her body back for burial would shipping be by the pound?
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I used to work for a company that did emergency medical evacuations as well as RMR (repatriation of mortal remains) and can tell you there used to be a formula which included coffin size as well as overall weight including the coffin. Seeing what an absolute massive hunk of nashie infested shit Gunt is I say it would cost about $8-10k USD to bring her home to her ever-loving family. If I still was an international ops coordinator I’d definitely recommend burning her up and then we’d just send an authorized courier to bring her fat ass home in a used urn to Phyllis and Peetz. That’s MUCH cheaper lol
 
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AboutTreeFiddy said:
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I used to work for a company that did emergency medical evacuations as well as RMR (repatriation of mortal remains) and can tell you there used to be a formula which included coffin size as well as overall weight including the coffin. Seeing what an absolute massive hunk of nashie infested shit Gunt is I say it would cost about $8-10k USD to bring her home to her ever-loving family. If I still was an international ops coordinator I’d definitely recommend burning her up and then we’d just send an authorized courier to bring her fat ass home in a used urn to Phyllis and Peetz. That’s MUCH cheaper lol
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Or just dump her in a pauper's grave and call it a day. Would anyone miss her? I guess just Peetz. Maybe dumb Aunt Phyllis but I suspect it's because Chantal would give her money.
 
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AboutTreeFiddy said:
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I used to work for a company that did emergency medical evacuations as well as RMR (repatriation of mortal remains) and can tell you there used to be a formula which included coffin size as well as overall weight including the coffin. Seeing what an absolute massive hunk of nashie infested shit Gunt is I say it would cost about $8-10k USD to bring her home to her ever-loving family. If I still was an international ops coordinator I’d definitely recommend burning her up and then we’d just send an authorized courier to bring her fat ass home in a used urn to Phyllis and Peetz. That’s MUCH cheaper lol
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Only one problem: cremation is Harambe. I’m not sure Kuwait even has crematoriums.
 
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Thumb Butler said:
I'm sure they'll do an exception to get rid off Chantal.
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I looked it up. Cremation of non-Muslims is illegal in Kuwait, so unless Salad decides to drive her out into the desert with a spare can of Kuwait’s finest Black Gold it ain’t happening if she croaks.

The venerable Emir himself might just foot the bill to haul her carcass back to Canada, I suppose.

To protect his subjects, and that Fresh Kuwaiti air. :story:
 
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One of my favorite things about the forum is how many weird fun facts I learn based on the misadventures of any given lolcow. Thanks to Chantal I'm probably one of the few Americans that can easily point Kuwait out on a map. I can also delight and estrange myself from my friends by providing a rough estimate to ship an obese corpse back to Canada, informing them that Kuwaiti custom dictates that a corpse cannot be cremated and that cheese donuts are popular there. The more you know.
 
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