Some fun content would be Nat eloping and getting pregnant. Chins would come home and her family wouldn't have even noticed she was gone, other than creepy Aunt Phyllis.
As much as i like to imagine Chinny’s family despises her; I think the truth is they are corntwall white trash and even her mother tried to trap a man by getting pregnant. They probably don’t care she is a train wreck and possibly encourage it.
As much as i like to imagine Chinny’s family despises her; I think the truth is they are corntwall white trash and even her mother tried to trap a man by getting pregnant. They probably don’t care she is a train wreck and possibly encourage it.
Except they’ve told Chantal to stop filming and to not come to family gatherings if she’s going to spend the time talking about her love life. And then there was the part about grandma dying; that had to strain things, right?
I'm only on part 1 of Omegon's walk down memory lane and honestly, if she died, I'd probably giggle and try to figure out what nonsense to watch on YouTube moving forward. As boring as she is now, I don't miss that ugly bitch fake crying about all the injustices done to her, screaming about Nader and DeeDee, seeing her in various stages of undress and her excessively gross vulgarity. The prison she's in now is everything she deserves.
And Omegon, it's been an hour, your different pronunciations of Nader wasn't funny the first time. And if you think it's ok to say "retard," you can swear and don't need to daintily tiptoe around the evil swears.
The wit, subtlety and ironclad grasp of the English language inspired by the antics of the vapid fatberg will never cease to amaze me. Fuck me some of this shit is poetry.
Salad didn't even have a stable internet connection except on his phone before she got there, Chins had to buy a special router and their streams still look like shit. She bought him an air fryer upon arrival to make "fresh" food and a mattress beforehand because he slept on the floor (for cultural reasons, but I doubt the Sheiks do it). I suspect she or another loser sent him the tv that we saw his reflection in. All the gaming he does on his old "gaming channel" is on his phone. He lives in the worst housing available. He has fuck all.
He doesn't have a job. He doesn't have the hands or body of a day labourer.
His "job" was taking money and gifts from old ugly women and maybe men on dating apps who are trying to buy a long term brown prostitute. If he's smart he's still got a few paypigs from POF or something but he's not smart and Chantal told him she was rich so he probably quit. She would be okay with it because it would be proof other women wanted him and that she was his "first choice", it's a win-win.
ETA "He makes money and isn't a bum is all that matters lol"
TLDR Chantal needs to strengthen her pimp hand and put this bitch back in rotation if she hopes to ever have a second room to fart in.
You're not wrong, but it'll never happen. She would rather die than let "her" man "cheat" on her. Never mind that she did it to every man who ever genuinely cared about her, and that she shit on them in the pursuit of novelty and (potentially) trading up (based on whatever inscrutable Chinny standards she employs). If she caught Salad so much as texting flirtatiously with another woman, someone would die. Probably her, from apoplexy.
She needs money to keep Salad. It's that simple. But she can only get money through outrageous behavior online. Which is immodest. Which is why she needs this rebrand to a couples channel to work. It won't, but it's the only chance she's got. It'll be interesting to see what gives first, the modesty larp or her bank account (and by extension, her marriage).
I say Gunt’s love of money, nashies & weed will prevail at the end. I think the only thing holding her back from returning toute de suite to Cornholio is she’s scared to death of the brutal pounding she’s going to get from everyone when she logs in here.
But I think you’re right about Salad in that she just could not handle catching him reckless eyeballing some other guy or obese hunk of shit somewhere else. I’d think she’d lead him into the desert and would rather kill him and herself than admit and deal with the fact that her brown bottom bitch had cheated on her. Tbh I’m not sure I’m necessarily against such an arc even if Guntal was to end up perpetrating some heinous Discovery ID kinda scenario
She’s definitely a flawless beauty thats more good looking than 90% not only people on YT but worldwide and this is what she looks like without ANY filters
(courtesy of @dmariee91)
She had a rare moment of clarity and confirmed it-she does like Medusa Gorgon
Fuck you Clotso. You know nothing about Medusa, a virgin devotee priestess of Artemis's raped by Poseidon and cursed (some might argue saved) by Artemis. Try Hephaestus.
Fuck you Clotso. You know nothing about Medusa, a virgin devotee priestess of Artemis's raped by Poseidon and cursed (some might argue saved) by Artemis. Try Hephaestus.
I'm still struggling to understand why it's taking longer for her hair to start growing back after her shaving it than it takes for hair to start growing back after chemotherapy.
She didn’t shave it because she had a Britney moment. She shaved it because she was already 60% bald, fibers could no longer hide it, and she figured wigs would be easier with a smooth scalp. Her hair is never coming back and it’s been gone for years.
Why Salad wants her to try to grow it back now is a real mystery. Except maybe he was too naive to understand how bad it really is. I’m starting to think Salad is very innocent and a fixer type, and got played.
I’d love to see her with her crazy dirty monks fringe now though.
I was skimming the thread from the beginning of the tinder arc and this nugget of wisdom was too on the nose to resist yanking to the present. Chantal must be the most predictable person on Earth.
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SERIOUSLY, I don't think we noticed the first time (perhaps I missed it) but she's BURSTING out of her tennis shoes. Look how warped they are and how her fat goes over the sides.
I was skimming the thread from the beginning of the tinder arc and this nugget of wisdom was too on the nose to resist yanking to the present. Chantal must be the most predictable person on Earth.
The leopard dress photo makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. She’s a character straight out of Pink Flamingos. I’ll take that over this boring ass Mooslem arc - fupa balls n’ all.
Fuck you Clotso. You know nothing about Medusa, a virgin devotee priestess of Artemis's raped by Poseidon and cursed (some might argue saved) by Artemis. Try Hephaestus.
Short answer: Yes airlines mortuary cargo (thats what they call bodies) is calculated by weight and distance.
If they have her cremated first, about $300 US plus a moderate fee for the country to handle the package. Otherwise for the whole corpse its as low as 5,000 up to 20,000 USD total. THere are a LOT of fees. Aside from paying for the morgue/hospital etc where they died, you have to pay out-shipment fees to the country they died in which covers things like customs and handling, then the airline fees etc. Some travel insurance may include this, but did Chantal share these detaisl with her family? No.
I'd suspect they'd go the cremate and ship option. Probably $2000-3000 total after paying the funerary (cremation) costs etc.
Short answer: Yes airlines mortuary cargo (thats what they call bodies) is calculated by weight and distance.
If they have her cremated first, about $300 US plus a moderate fee for the country to handle the package. Otherwise for the whole corpse its as low as 5,000 up to 20,000 USD total. THere are a LOT of fees. Aside from paying for the morgue/hospital etc where they died, you have to pay out-shipment fees to the country they died in which covers things like customs and handling, then the airline fees etc. Some travel insurance may include this, but did Chantal share these detaisl with her family? No.
I'd suspect they'd go the cremate and ship option. Probably $2000-3000 total after paying the funerary (cremation) costs etc.
