That’s not true. Police don’t show up for a medical emergency. Why would you need a cop if you’re having a heart attack? I know where Fatrick lives anyway, fire trucks show up with ambulances. Which is why I think the “swatter” called and pretended to have a medical emergency. Or more likely, some old lady down the street hit her life alert button, and Fatrick snapped a photo of the street.
True, even his dark-troubled-alcoholic-writer-battling-his-demons LARP that he's doing there is, well, a pseud LARP shitshow.
"Listen doctor child, 150 over 96 is perfectly normal for a healthy 24 year old. 5'7" and 260 pounds is peak physical condition, child. You simply believe everything those Drumpf children tell you, even though he had nothing to do with politics and was hosting the apprentice at this point in time, child."
Another booster, eh? Hopefully 4th time is the charm.
I don't think Pat is capable of growing a beard. Has he even had stubble? A five-o-clock shadow? His face and chins look like lumps of dough; I haven't seen evidence of facial hair anywhere.
This might be the cruelest prank involving Pat. The entire Fire department could have suffered life long back problems from trying to lift fatty.
Just need Elon to tweet out "Pay Quasi" with a link to payquasi.lol to make this Christmas one to remember in the Hamlinson household.
Actual tough guy
This fatty’s blood pressure was NOT okay. Between his chimp outs, morbid obesity, and beer guzzling his BP has to be out of this world.
I think he had really ugly facial hair when he was with his first wife?
It’s out beyond Twitter blue. I’ve never paid Twitter for anything and I can write and rate notes. Also it’s a separate identity from the Twitter account, so even if you could see who wrote or rated the note, which you don’t, the identity is Purple Monkey or other random nonsense. So atalkers don’t have to worry about fact checking Pat’s lies unless he wants to sue Twitter and lose another lolsuit.
"Back so soon Mr. Tomlinson? I see you survived the last round of shots I gave you. Why don't we try a little of everything this time? Let me go get some more used needles."
Poor Doc doesn't realise that the Hoolies meatloaf microbiome has given Pat the resilience of a cockroach despite his drunkenness and morbid obesity.
He probably thinks the higher the number the better on his BP.
