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[Johnny Salami]

Ethan Klein at it again. Wants to execute Jesus like his kind before
“Give me the hammer and the spike I’m putting his ass up there! I’m doing it again!”- Ethan Klein

 

[Sprate Header]

Alex Caraballo, the incompetent troon "lawyer" largely responsible for the unsubstantiated claim of right-wing anti-LGBT terrorists targeting power-grids in North Carolina (the same claim that Patrick Tomlinson very recently got fact-checked for), has been called out as a retarded fear-mongering conspiracy theorist by Jared fucking Holt from Right Wing Watch via sub-tweet:

 

[DewsLit]

Michael Avenatti gets 14 years in prison for stealing millions of dollars from clients
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[Need4Sneed]

Jonathan Yaniv has filed 2 lawsuits against 2 senior citizen residents of his mother’s building. Yaniv is currently facing criminal charges for assaulting one of the seniors, pulling the fire alarm of the residence, and filing a false report over the incident.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yaniv...he-assaulted-and-one-other-for-70-000.137730/

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Judge Jesus grants Susan's ex-lawyer's motion to dismiss the case against Susan Schofield Cabana

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/susan-...productions-bipolarnation.32802/post-13684164

 

[Dona Morte]

Hasan (Chunk's Nephew) got banned from Twitch.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hasan-piker-hasanabi.95834/post-13686822

 

[Sprate Header]

Hasan (Chunk's Nephew) got banned from Twitch.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hasan-piker-hasanabi.95834/post-13686822

It's likely that Ralph was ultimately behind Hasan's ban:

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Along with the general horrific debauchery that is common place, there was also a mass Covid-19 outbreak, that spawned it's own trending hashtag on Twitter, at the latest Midwest FurFest.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

TRA Eli Erlick - who is proudly and openly collecting and sending surplus HRT to legal minors - is currently raising money to sue trans Youtuber Blaire White for defamation over a Youtube video calling him out, saying, "We want Blaire White to be the next Alex Jones":

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/blaire-white-robert-ryan-white-robbie-fagatron.49113/post-13684647

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Time named Zelensky as the Person of the Year:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/time-2022-person-of-the-year-volodymyr-zelensky.138156/

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Remember Extra Credits? That popular YouTube channel that prided itself on discussing game design with its cheerfully drawn characters? Ever wondered what happened to them after they put out that infamously awful "Suddenly, you're a nazi!" video?

Turns out the channel, despite having 2.7 million subscribers, has completely lost most of its core audience as the videos covering games severely underperform in views compared to the ones about history. As a last resort, they've created a second channel specifically for gaming.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/extra-credits.44215/page-35#post-13702059

 

[Useful_Mistake]

European Union reconfirmed the "right to be forgotten" and their "Court of Justice" (top court of EU as per Reuters) determined that if a user requested Google to remove all the information about them, then if the user submits proof (does not have to be confirmed or issued by the courts) (and the proof must be something the user "c[ould] reasonably be required [...] to find.") that the information about them is "manifestly inaccurate" then Google "must de-reference [the requested] information"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/google-must-remove-manifestly-inaccurate-data-eu-top-court-says.138330/

The Judgement is only available in German and French

 

[Need4Sneed]

Laura Loomer has been reinstated on Twitter.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/laura-loomer-looms93.33336/post-13714335

 

[Goofy Logic]

Lucas Werner has re-emerged, much to the relief of the thread regulars. He explained his outage with some non-sensical stuff about waiting for a modem in a new apartment, while e-begging for belated birthday presents.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

After 65 years, "The Boy in the Box", also known as "America's Unknown Child", has finally been identified.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

WNBA player Brittney Griner is free from Russian prison and all the US had to give in exchange was an arms dealer known as The Merchant of Death

Thread 'Brittney Griner released by Russia in 1-for-1 prisoner swap for arms dealer Viktor Bout' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/britt...oner-swap-for-arms-dealer-viktor-bout.138336/

 

[SandyCat]

Wings of Redemption's trolls dug up a old clip of Wings bringing up child porn again (clip starts at 0:47)

Keep in mind this is the fourth or fifth time this has happened on top of Wings not too long ago flirting with a 17 year old over voice chat while Wings is in his mid 30's.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

According to NBC News, Russia offered US either Griner or Whelan. For an unknown reason, NBC news secretly changed that to reflect what Biden said, namely that there wasn't a choice. This means that Biden was offered to save the Marine, and instead chose the US hating nigger and then tried to cover it up

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/brittn...-arms-dealer-viktor-bout.138336/post-13718298

 

[Blackstar]

The writer of Minecraft's ending never signed a contract handing the rights away, so now as a fuck you to Microsoft he has put it into the public domain.

 

[mindlessobserver]

A FOIA request confirms the Federal Government used kiwifarms as a source for their research into Couch cuck.

Thread 'Feds used the Kiwi Farms in their investigation on William Atchison (Couch Cuck) - FOIA' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feds-...n-on-william-atchison-couch-cuck-foia.138429/