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Well if you want to troll him, remember you can just make a trial account and play on his server until level 20 or something.
No need to pay money to troll Phil.

It will be Playstation Home all over again.
What happened with him and playstation home
 
Do we have any WoW players here willing to troll him in game?

It also depends on the server. If he picks a PvP server, I hope to God someone else here will giving him a little taste of Ganking.

Otherwise, the best way to do that, would be to try to and fuck with him while he's trying to learn how to do quests and dungeons. It'll be great if someone has a hunter. Hunters can pull all the mobs in a dungeon, tell the mobs to target Phil, play dead and cause him to die within seconds.

Seeing as him playing WoW is sadly very soon, what race do you think he'll be? And do you think he'll realize there's supposed to be a faction war?
 
Phil said he's played wow before like 10 years ago

He played WARCARFT 3 10 years ago. I bet he's never touched WoW because he said he hated Warcraft 3.

Also, how much you willing to bet he'll start the WoW stream with "I'm a HUGE warcraft fan."

I wouldn't be surprised if he played a female Blood Elf lol.

Maybe, but he might pick human because they're the only race with a bad Goatee like his. It will speak to him.

Also, calling it now. It'll take him 20 or 30 minutes just to create his damn character,
 
If he wants to give games away for free, he should do something like:
1. Take the names of everyone who donated to Patreon last month, only the people who's pledges went through, and who are still pledged the new month.
2. Take each contribution amount, subtract $1, divide by 10 and round up (so that 0~9 is 1, 10~19 is 2, 20~29 is 3).
3. Put those names into a list n times where n is the number above.
4. Run a random number generator twice and pull from those name.
5. Hand out the codes over the Patreon private message system and talk about it on stream.

This makes more sense because as far as Phil is concerned, an individual viewer donating $1 over Patreon is worth more to him than an individual viewer on a stream. There is zero reason to use the stream to hand out codes because this doesn't really reward fans. One-time stream viewers might get it, trolls might get it, etc.

His response to this upset is actually the best part because I see what he's trying to do. He's saying that the trolls are just soooo into him and his stream they'll sit there and snipe them, and he encourages people to be as studious as that. What he doesn't realize is that the trolls outnumber real fans and the trolls are going to be more dedicated to taking the code because they want to hurt Phil's fanbase. The actual DSP fan is probably running the stream in the background 75% of the time, while the Troll is actively trying to sabotage the event. It's unrealistic to expect real fans to be able to beat that.

So this is probably the best thing I've seen Phil blunder through in a while. He's genuinely clueless.
He dont have the time to do that, he needs to watch his movies.
Phil said he's played wow before like 10 years ago
He claim he have played lots of games/prequals before and yet he dont know how the games works.
 
He claim he have played lots of games/prequals before and yet he dont know how the games works.
Phil claimed that Conker was a Microsoft game because they put their logo at the start of the re-released version and made up a whole bullshit story about its development. He don't know shit about games quite frankly.
 
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Whatever you say, Phil.


Holy shit, the delusion is off the charts in this one.


Going by the views so far, this won't happen.


Ah, so he would play it like he did with Halo 2 Anniversary, Halo 5 Guardians, and Call of Duty Advanced Warfare by running past all the enemies. Sounds fun...


It's like he plays games... to have fun!


Jesus...


How? How did you change your diet in any meaningful way? You still shovel greasy fast food down your gullet, you lying sack of shit.


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Can you feel the delusion seeping from that post?


Wow...
 
And as usual, he fails to grasp why his commentary is shit. Or purposefully understands critique wrong to avoid the core of it. His commentary doesn't fall flat just because of lack of interaction and it certainly doesn't fail because games are "boring". Phil's input is worthless because DSP doesn't have the wit to comment events while they happen and he doesn't have the general knowledge to bring any additional insight to the events before or after they happen.

Phil is like some burger powered text-to-speech program, limited to calling enemies assholes and regurgitating what people already saw on the screen three seconds ago. Even this he often manages to interpret wrong at some level. Basically DSP is acting as a retarded second set of eyes for his viewers and that is a service that most people aren't willing to pay for.
 
Another day, another round of Tweets.


Whatever you say, Phil..

see i feel like commentary is really what makes or breaks a good lper or streamer you need to have something interesting to say about the game or thing your playing phil idea that "the game decides what kind of commentary i give" is bullshit look at protonjons (unfinished) superman 64 lp the game is shit but his commentary is great because he goes into things about superman or other topics.not to mention there are plenty of people on youtube who stream and upload there videos ondemand and get money you got to know how to run the show so chat gets an exsprence and so do the the people on youtube that is why you dont see vinny for vinesauce staring at the chat for 10 mins waiting for them to tell him what to do because he (and others) know better

huh i was right about him only talking to a machinima lawyer good job phil you asked the most biased lawyer in the workd
 
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Phil, Machinima doesn't care because all they care about is money.
You make them free money, you fucking worthless human. As long as you make them money, and as long as you don't do something really scandalous, they won't drop you.
However, when they won't be able to milk you for money anymore, they'll be the first to throw you under the bus, i can assure you that, my boy.

Now, if anyone wants a laugh, watch this series of videos:


It's a more in-depth analysis of his MGS3 videos, and it shows all the retarded stuff he's done. Really hilarious!
 
Another day, another round of Tweets.


Whatever you say, Phil.
"Shitty dicks", "the game is bugged", "what were they thinking?", "the game doesn't tell me what to do", "i have something big for you", "yes, show me your breast", "COME ON", "DID YOU SEE THAT?", "Fuck you", "I almost had him"... think i pretty much summed up all his commentary from all his playthroughs.
 
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