DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
A little out of context clip from a jewtuber Gmanlives who pretty much calls people like Phil a liar for praising it as a good survival horror.
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I don't know his endgame for being part of the shill defense force here. If anything he has made me sick of hearing about it. His excessiveness has definitely soured the game even more.

Just out of all the games he went 100% on, it had to be this.
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Phil? Lying? No way! He's the realest gamer out there. He said so himself!
 
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It shouldn't make me mad because it is retarded dents getting scammed but I hate those 50$ react videos. Half of them seem to be shitty attempts at trolling Phil by sending him bullshit while the other half seem to be genuine fans, but they're all equally terrible because Phil is just too fucking lazy to pretend to be interested. That Slayer Singapore one is golden because he just nods his head the entire time while pretending to be interested even though he looks off-screen. The guy doesn't retain any information and always gives some bizarre takes.

The science ones I hate more just because they are all retarded pop science shit and that flies over his head too even though it's explained in a way five-year-olds get basics. That fucking quantum mechanics video he still thought they were talking about a hypothetical ball on the moon when he paused the video to ramble and quit it early. Phil is either genuinely autistic or has a learning disability.
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Gee, I wonder how Phil will respond?

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Didn't Dave romance Bastila Shan in KOTOR 1? I know for a fact you can avoid romancing her.
Cowboy Christ said:
His MWII stream is immensely boring, camping little shit with no profit. Wouldn't shut the fuck up about how Warzone was boring until he realised people actually wanted him to play it, then his camping actually came in useful. But retard doesn't seem to realise he was bitching about himself making a battle royale of all things boring by jerking off in some building.
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Wrong stoopid, he is learning the game by sitting in one spot. Unlike all these other loser morons he has a job and can't play this all day or his wife will starve.
00R-Gundam said:
Considering that he had a lot of credit cards back then, wouldn't be surprised if he jumps at the first chance to use credit cards again. Hell if it is the case we could be at the beginning of bankruptcy 2.0. If this is the case then he didn't learn from jack shit from the bankruptcy.
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Any time he bitches about his bankruptcy he brings up the fact he can't get a CC so you know damn well once he is able to he will go back to the way he was and is. Pretty sure the retard put some new purchase on a credit line or something that he will be paying minimum payments on for years too.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
He's always done that. All the way from the kind of sensical "Wow this Call of Duty is so unrealistic, I can shoot through the walls..." to "Mega Man is being so unrealistic why can't I make that jump?"
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oh god, how far back were those? the farthest i can remember is the "fireballs don't work like that" in skyrim
 
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DSP is dying over and over again to some boss in his so beloved and perfect Callisto Protocol. He's blaming the game for his deaths and calling the current part of the game "annoying".

Ah, and there we have it. "This sucks! They completely fucked this part up!"

-EDIT- You can just tell by his face, which looks as if he's smelling shit, that he realizes he fucked up BIG TIME with his contrarian defending of this mediocre game. It's glorious. :story:

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Comma said:
DSP is dying over and over again in his so beloved and perfect Callisto Protocol. He's blaming the game for his deaths and calling the current part of the game "annoying".

Ah, and there we have it. "This sucks! They completely fucked this part up!"
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You can tell he's biting his lip to keep from calling the devs retards because he's already gone to bat for the game and dismissed any criticism of it as invalid and stupid. It's going to get worse. He'll be cursing this fucking game by the time he gets to the boss. I watched DrDisrespect play the final part and he was getting visibly irritated and ready to give it up. We can probably expect Phil to fucking lose it in the endgame.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
where did this thing of "real life in vidya" come from?
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My current favorite came from the Malenia fight during Elden ring:

"like in real life if I jumped at someone and (tried to) hit them... alright.. and i didnt swing yet and they moved... am i committed to swinging in that direction? Of course not! Its actually easier to attack someone in real life than it is in this game. Im not even fucking kidding. If someone was actually walking around me in real life i would actually be able to hit them easier."
 
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JimiHendrix said:
phil is defending the callisto protocol for the very simple reason that he enjoys it. no one else enjoys it and that makes him mad because he's the center of the world, so if he enjoys something no one else does, everyone else must be wrong.

this really isn't that complicated. i mentioned it before but this is literally what he did with Murdered: Soul Suspect, he literally blamed people giving that game bad reviews and an unfair shake for why the company that made it went out of business.

this is not a hard mystery. this is not some "he secretly got a free code and that's why he's doing it!" he has done this behavior before in this exact same situation before.
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Comma said:
DSP is dying over and over again to some boss in his so beloved and perfect Callisto Protocol. He's blaming the game for his deaths and calling the current part of the game "annoying".

Ah, and there we have it. "This sucks! They completely fucked this part up!"

-EDIT- You can just tell by his face, which looks as if he's smelling shit, that he realizes he fucked up BIG TIME with his contrarian defending of this mediocre game. It's glorious. :story:

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Woo!

There it is. Finally. Had me worried for a second that I was making all kinds of crazy detractor conspiracies.

There's the DSP we know.
 
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Just want to point out that DarksydePhil is actively guilt-tripping people like Jayde Rasmussen into emptying their bank account to sustain his financially irresponsible lifestyle.
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Imagine being dented enough to act like being a DSP OG is a badge of honor. Holy shit I hate these people.
 
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Comma said:
DSP is dying over and over again to some boss in his so beloved and perfect Callisto Protocol. He's blaming the game for his deaths and calling the current part of the game "annoying".

Ah, and there we have it. "This sucks! They completely fucked this part up!"

-EDIT- You can just tell by his face, which looks as if he's smelling shit, that he realizes he fucked up BIG TIME with his contrarian defending of this mediocre game. It's glorious. :story:

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DSP being contrarian and defending something whole hog before finishing the game, only to eat crow when reaching the parts that people were actually criticizing is one of my favourite things. Him defending Shadows of War and calling people who criticized it dumb, only to rage quit before finishing Act 4 for the very same reasons he was calling people dumb for was phenomenal.
 
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