Please pardon me for not having a ton of links or photos - this one deletes everything and I only have the stamina to document in text. Also, for sake of sanity, assume all claims are alleged.
For those new to this subbiest of subforums,
Alanna was dumped into our laps in mid-2020, when Gaining Ground was at the height of his mania. Alanna was allegedly caught on one of his livestreams harassing him with calls (don't ask me why he didn't just put his ringer on silent - classic GG) and she's been floating around the haydursphere ever since, occasionally cursing the Gaining Ground and swearing she will sue the gay lil pants off of him for this terrible slander.
When she's not stirring shit, Alanna sits in her bed, livestreaming poorly-done Sims gameplay to an audience that tops out at around 2. It is completely unwatchable, though the weird storylines she makes up may seem at times to eerily line up with what she believes is happening in the real world.
She has made claims herself that she's partly, erm,
mentally deficient, because some bully girls held her underwater in her childhood. This is the most believable thing she has ever stated.
She is thought to have at least a couple of now-adult very white children, none of which seem to want anything to do with her. I only mention their color because she likes to claim that she herself is very mixed, which is why it's okay for her to only ever play darker-skinned characters in the Sims (she started making these claims when someone jokingly mentioned she was blackfacing in her game). More importantly, this means that when she repeatedly harasses law enforcement to deal with her imaginary online beefs, when she doesn't get the answer she wants from the cops, it's okay for her to call a police officer "nigger," with a very spicy "r" indeed.
Upon tracing her
heritage through various
obituaries (including that of one
stepfather), it seems to become apparent that not only does refusing to abide by the law run in her family - but also that the darkest part of her may be the toe fungus that potentially grows on her possibly-delicate, probably-rarely-used feetsies.
Though most of her livestreams are done facelessly, people have also discovered that she may reside in a one-room shack on the premises of a used car lot in Houston, which is believed to be where her Mexican possibly-common-law husband, possibly-indentured-house-elf Carlos, is employed. In a stream celebrating last year's end, she accidentally showed a bright red
EXIT sign shining on the wall near her bed, which she claimed is a normal thing to have in one's home in Texas. They live with at least 3 large pitbull type dogs which Alanna does not seem to exercise and which lay in crates for very long periods of time. Other smaller dogs have made their appearances and alarmingly swift disappearances on her channel in the last 2 years.
Through all of the obfuscations in Alanna's life, the murkiest unknown is why Carlos stays with Alanna, as she can be heard bossing him around egregiously from her mattress any time he is heard in the background.
Earlier this year, Alanna stated that she was going to go on a cruise for her birthday. She did not get on the planned cruise, and blamed it on everything from her temperature being slightly elevated, to bad storms causing scheduling conflicts with the ship. This latter was easily proven to be false just by looking at the ship's tracking and weather reports.
Nobody really knows why Alanna chooses to handle the truth so roughly - it seems she very badly wants to impress people online, but she does not have the foresight to understand that things can be researched and that she will be asked for proof of things like "being on a giant-ass boat which abides by a strict schedule due to laws."
She also claimed earlier this year to be making hundreds and hundreds of dollars daily working DoorDash, though if this were true, it is questionable as to whether she could live up to the latter part of this company's name.
She and Carlos are sometimes seen livestreaming from local hotels instead of the shack, and at one point this summer she seemed to pretend she was going downstairs to a pool to meet with her kids and grandkids who totally really love her. She stood at the pool morosely, filming all around, muttering to herself that she must have gotten the location incorrect. It was not unlike the moment where Sam's hero Casey Anthony was found out at Universal Studios and forced to finally admit a lie. Except Alanna was not being pressed by cops, and Alanna never admitted to the lie. She later went to her hotel room and played a soundfile of a small child saying "nana" as proof that she is loved.
At one point a year or so ago, Alanna "died" in a flaming car wreck when she got herself caught up in too much online shit. This was announced on Alanna's community tab. A perennially-high streamer named Candi Morgon cheekily called the known workplace of Alanna's husband to ask where to send flowers. It ended up just being Carlos on the phone, and he was apparently not in on the story for his reply was essentially, "wait what?" and since then, Alanna has been claiming that that call got Carlos fired from his job. (It apparently did not. She seems to subsist on pity at times.)
Alanna has since not gotten much better at keeping Carlos in the loop of her stories, as she will often be heard yelling, "I'M LIVE!" if he comes in the door.
