Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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I dont get why he streams 24/7. I think he could make more money doing some dogshit podcast or h3h3 shit. He literally has no life- how can he if hes always streaming? like whats the point of being hot if you just eat chinese food in front of your wearing the most retarded clothing and hairstyle possible?
Because he's legitimately a no life vapid loser, he has nothing better to do with his time. Imagine having all that money and all the possible cool hobbies you could get into, but you instead choose to spend your time forever MATI live on Twitch like a retard. Sad!
 
Because he's legitimately a no life vapid loser, he has nothing better to do with his time. Imagine having all that money and all the possible cool hobbies you could get into, but you instead choose to spend your time forever MATI live on Twitch like a retard. Sad!
its mind boggling. being chained to a chat (even a friendly one) and watch my mouth sounds like literal hell. at least in prison you arent being monitored by thousands of random people.
 
so i know im an old fuck and everyone hates me, but Hasan has his Snapchat listed on his stream, as in a way to contact him, yeah?

now ain't that interesting? You think Hasan is over there, just approving any friendship request he gets, chattin' to them 16-year-old boys in his audience? Or do you think having a Snapchat publically listed to that would be just a fantastic way to have a buncha fans add you so you could sort out the attractive women from them?

am I insane or does that just seem like a great idea to anyone else? Because I feel like if I had 2 million fans, having a public ID on a video/pic sharing app, known for lewd shit, would just be a great way to find some star struck teenage girls.
 
I like that Hasan tries to "own the right" by bitching about muh free speech. First of all its live by the sword die by the sword for people like him, secondly he doesn't understand that he's not dealing with the libertarian side of the right, they're all too busy watching 34 year old fat chicks playing minecraft while hiding behind a loli anime avatar.
 
so i know im an old fuck and everyone hates me, but Hasan has his Snapchat listed on his stream, as in a way to contact him, yeah?

now ain't that interesting? You think Hasan is over there, just approving any friendship request he gets, chattin' to them 16-year-old boys in his audience? Or do you think having a Snapchat publically listed to that would be just a fantastic way to have a buncha fans add you so you could sort out the attractive women from them?

am I insane or does that just seem like a great idea to anyone else? Because I feel like if I had 2 million fans, having a public ID on a video/pic sharing app, known for lewd shit, would just be a great way to find some star struck teenage girls.
that sounds like a labor intensive process. he probably just has his agent reach out to dlist thots who he wants to fuck. i think since he is actually good looking that it would take a team of people to go through all the nudes he gets sent. someone like vaush who is too ugly to get women would be more likely to rely on snapchat for pussy. but who know hasan is a complete retard so maybe youre right,
 
so i know im an old fuck and everyone hates me, but Hasan has his Snapchat listed on his stream, as in a way to contact him, yeah?

now ain't that interesting? You think Hasan is over there, just approving any friendship request he gets, chattin' to them 16-year-old boys in his audience? Or do you think having a Snapchat publically listed to that would be just a fantastic way to have a buncha fans add you so you could sort out the attractive women from them?

am I insane or does that just seem like a great idea to anyone else? Because I feel like if I had 2 million fans, having a public ID on a video/pic sharing app, known for lewd shit, would just be a great way to find some star struck teenage girls.
That would never be worth it. If this dude so much as smiled at a female fan he'd be getting #metoo'd so fast it would be some kind of record. Honestly if I were to make a hierarchy of metoo-able e-celebs, I think Hasan might take the top position.

Also I know very little about the guy so consider this an idiot's opinion, but he seems to have something wrong with him in that regard.
I don't know if he's just a bitch as a man or he's just a fucking retard or what, but Destiny the gnome can't seem to walk to the fridge without tripping and stumbling into of-age poon, while Hasan has to resort to brothels and acts like a retarded teenager who'd be scared of touching a boob.

Either way if he was philandering with fans I don't think it would be long before we'd all hear about it.
 
The whole point of his niche is to be terminally online as a news aggregator with political commentary. The news is non-stop so in order to be on top of everything that's happening, he has to be streaming like it's a full time job with overtime. Thus the recognition as a "news" streamer.

However, at no point has Anderson Cooper gotten up during a running broadcast and just had a camera on an empty seat as the news reel rolled in the background for five minutes. They don't sit there eating a full meal. I've watched gaming streamers who do this for a living take lunch breaks and the views don't drop.

He also got visibly upset that there were a lot of people who didn't want him involved in a Kanye interview and I really don't understand why he honestly thinks he has the social mechanisms to not be a complete turn off to someone like Kanye. There is no position Hasan can take that Kanye would debate on so it would literally waste everyone's time to be in the same room together.

Hasan is the laziest version of this niche and no amount of drugs will stop his balding. He'd be better off with short hair to save his hair line and he wouldn't have to constantly pick at it to try and hide it.
 
Because he's legitimately a no life vapid loser, he has nothing better to do with his time. Imagine having all that money and all the possible cool hobbies you could get into, but you instead choose to spend your time forever MATI live on Twitch like a retard. Sad!
You see what some people can create on a shoe-string budget, and then realize that Hasan is making 200-500k every single month. An even partially industrious individual could build an empire with that kind of funding, its insane how empty this guy really is.

He live-streams himself watching youtube videos, has nothing of value to say about anything, buys overpriced cars that he can barely drive, and allegedly bangs porn stars. That last one being the only thing he's doing that isn't a complete waste of time.

His existence is legitimately a complete waste of resources and wealth. Maybe he's a secret genius and this is all 4D chess to make people want to become a socialist so that they can have all of Hasans wealth redistributed.
 
Honestly don't know why more people don't file copywrite strikes/DMCA violations against him like this. Dude has no actual content if he can't sit there and speak nothing of substance on videos day in and day out.
 
Actually I had never cared about this guy to the point I legit didn't know what his voice was like.

I only knew him as the Tumblr thirstposting guy who people say was a grating liberal and that people were calling him a himbo.

I decided to finally watch one of his streams and I couldn't last a minute. Boy, were people not exagerating. Lots of dead air to give Keffals a run for his money. Extremely annoying, whiny voice, absurdly short tempered and incredible basic bitch takes.

For instance, if he was to discuss weed legalisation, the stream would go like this:

"Weed legalisation reduces crime, like, it totally reduces it, bro (dead air) Yeah bro, there is lots of fucking studies (bro) Seriously, bro, like, is literally proven? (reads chat) Yeah, I'm not dealing with you fucking asshole and your stupid arguments againts weed, get out of my chat (dead air) read some science, bro"

And this made him rich

:story:

In a proper commie society he would have been shot as a greedy capitalist who accumulates resources (i.e. money) and provides nothing of value, as per Marx, who he hasn't read.

Also, a himbo is supposed to be gentle and non threatening. Gentle, he is not. Threatening, he isn't to anybody physically but certainly he is to mental health / sanity.

Also:

- Extremely vain and materialistic
- Very odd and unmasculine fashion choices combined with roids and gym training
- He has to do, despite his e-fame and physical attractiveness, whores
- Whiny, lispy accent combined with affected dudebro speech

Diagnosis: Classical Closeted Middle Eastern Faggot. Like, actual faggot. This guy unironically sucks dick.
 
Also I know very little about the guy so consider this an idiot's opinion [...] I don't know if he's just a bitch as a man or he's just a fucking retard or what [...]
If you watch him more you'll quickly realize that he's a literal retard.

Considering the way he speaks, has trouble with higher-level concepts, etc. I'm assuming he's somewhere around 80-90 IQ. He's like a person with downs with the naive glee replaced with rage fits.

But it's a good thing that the people advocating for a genocidal ideology are low-functioning mongs, so I really hope he doesn't get permanently banned from Twitch.
 
Because he's legitimately a no life vapid loser, he has nothing better to do with his time. Imagine having all that money and all the possible cool hobbies you could get into, but you instead choose to spend your time forever MATI live on Twitch like a retard. Sad!
Actually I had never cared about this guy to the point I legit didn't know what his voice was like.

I only knew him as the Tumblr thirstposting guy who people say was a grating liberal and that people were calling him a himbo.

I decided to finally watch one of his streams and I couldn't last a minute. Boy, were people not exagerating. Lots of dead air to give Keffals a run for his money. Extremely annoying, whiny voice, absurdly short tempered and incredible basic bitch takes.

For instance, if he was to discuss weed legalisation, the stream would go like this:

"Weed legalisation reduces crime, like, it totally reduces it, bro (dead air) Yeah bro, there is lots of fucking studies (bro) Seriously, bro, like, is literally proven? (reads chat) Yeah, I'm not dealing with you fucking asshole and your stupid arguments againts weed, get out of my chat (dead air) read some science, bro"

And this made him rich

:story:

In a proper commie society he would have been shot as a greedy capitalist who accumulates resources (i.e. money) and provides nothing of value, as per Marx, who he hasn't read.

Also, a himbo is supposed to be gentle and non threatening. Gentle, he is not. Threatening, he isn't to anybody physically but certainly he is to mental health / sanity.

Also:

- Extremely vain and materialistic
- Very odd and unmasculine fashion choices combined with roids and gym training
- He has to do, despite his e-fame and physical attractiveness, whores
- Whiny, lispy accent combined with affected dudebro speech

Diagnosis: Classical Closeted Middle Eastern Faggot. Like, actual faggot. This guy unironically sucks dick.
I was going to say the exact same thing: I think he's likely gay. It would explain so much.
 
so i know im an old fuck and everyone hates me, but Hasan has his Snapchat listed on his stream, as in a way to contact him, yeah?

now ain't that interesting? You think Hasan is over there, just approving any friendship request he gets, chattin' to them 16-year-old boys in his audience? Or do you think having a Snapchat publically listed to that would be just a fantastic way to have a buncha fans add you so you could sort out the attractive women from them?

am I insane or does that just seem like a great idea to anyone else? Because I feel like if I had 2 million fans, having a public ID on a video/pic sharing app, known for lewd shit, would just be a great way to find some star struck teenage girls.
It's 100% a public profile where he can share snaps to everyone and people can comment on to them, but they can't dm him. There's a lot of people who have this kind of profile who just clip their youtube videos there or use it as a public diary where they share the most idiotic things.
 
Actually I had never cared about this guy to the point I legit didn't know what his voice was like.

I only knew him as the Tumblr thirstposting guy who people say was a grating liberal and that people were calling him a himbo.

I decided to finally watch one of his streams and I couldn't last a minute. Boy, were people not exagerating. Lots of dead air to give Keffals a run for his money. Extremely annoying, whiny voice, absurdly short tempered and incredible basic bitch takes.

For instance, if he was to discuss weed legalisation, the stream would go like this:

"Weed legalisation reduces crime, like, it totally reduces it, bro (dead air) Yeah bro, there is lots of fucking studies (bro) Seriously, bro, like, is literally proven? (reads chat) Yeah, I'm not dealing with you fucking asshole and your stupid arguments againts weed, get out of my chat (dead air) read some science, bro"

And this made him rich

:story:

In a proper commie society he would have been shot as a greedy capitalist who accumulates resources (i.e. money) and provides nothing of value, as per Marx, who he hasn't read.

Also, a himbo is supposed to be gentle and non threatening. Gentle, he is not. Threatening, he isn't to anybody physically but certainly he is to mental health / sanity.

Also:

- Extremely vain and materialistic
- Very odd and unmasculine fashion choices combined with roids and gym training
- He has to do, despite his e-fame and physical attractiveness, whores
- Whiny, lispy accent combined with affected dudebro speech

Diagnosis: Classical Closeted Middle Eastern Faggot. Like, actual faggot. This guy unironically sucks dick.
He's a product of nepotism like any other "higher-up communist" throughout history. Zero charisma and maximum smug
 
It's 100% a public profile where he can share snaps to everyone and people can comment on to them, but they can't dm him. There's a lot of people who have this kind of profile who just clip their youtube videos there or use it as a public diary where they share the most idiotic things.

fair enough, i don't follow Hasan closely because he's kinda boring, I just check in here now and then because I dislike him.

and me being the cynical person I am, saw the snapchat profile and immediately thought "that'd be great for some free teenage pussy"
 
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Me rubbing hands that finally the turkeoach is banned .
Reading its only two days and gets one copyright strike on his channel : womp womp.

I was hoping for final downward spiral when he gets banned off twitch forever since his YouTube clips channel gets less views on average than the dozen destiny clips channels unless they are drama related.
 
Honestly don't know why more people don't file copywrite strikes/DMCA violations against him like this. Dude has no actual content if he can't sit there and speak nothing of substance on videos day in and day out.


No matter how careful you are, the moment you file, any information Hassan gets on you from the filing will make it to his audience and they go on the war path.

Every content creator knows this. And Hassan is not unique in this at all. Big channels dominate little channels using the worst elements of their own audience to do the dirty work.
 
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