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[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

We'll know facsism is really on the rise in America when Quinton starts talking about the health of the volk.

 

[Dirk Dinkum]

Hey peeps.
Has been a while but content keeps flowing whether you care or not.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Hey peeps.
Has been a while but content keeps flowing whether you care or not.
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That “watch or ELSE” part sounds like a threat, even if it was made as a joke.

 

[Dirk Dinkum]

That “watch or ELSE” part sounds like a threat, even if it was made as a joke.

Based on my experience, it is a threat to your sanity.

 

[The Jackal]

Quinton's so boring these days. I keep hoping something hilarious will happen like the Twitter smackdown he got from Lindsay Ellis, but instead it's just ten-hour ramblings about old children's TV shows.

Also - I can't tell whether or not the fact he spends the majority of his time watching and thinking about teenage girls is a sign that he's a creep or just a loser. Normally I'd lean towards the former, but Quinton seems so neutered, as if he doesn't really have a sex drive. I wouldn't be surprised if he were still a virgin but at the same time I'm not really picking up incel energy from him. Anyone else get what I mean?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Also - I can't tell whether or not the fact he spends the majority of his time watching and thinking about teenage girls is a sign that he's a creep or just a loser. Normally I'd lean towards the former, but Quinton seems so neutered, as if he doesn't really have a sex drive. I wouldn't be surprised if he were still a virgin but at the same time I'm not really picking up incel energy from him. Anyone else get what I mean?

I think I do, socially maladjusted, virginal, but not super resentful of the latter?

 

[56 others]

Quinton's so boring these days. I keep hoping something hilarious will happen like the Twitter smackdown he got from Lindsay Ellis, but instead it's just ten-hour ramblings about old children's TV shows.

Also - I can't tell whether or not the fact he spends the majority of his time watching and thinking about teenage girls is a sign that he's a creep or just a loser. Normally I'd lean towards the former, but Quinton seems so neutered, as if he doesn't really have a sex drive. I wouldn't be surprised if he were still a virgin but at the same time I'm not really picking up incel energy from him. Anyone else get what I mean?

Probably trying to recapture his youth. Poor guy grew up a Disney kid, it's no wonder he's a nice guy

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

I wouldn't be surprised if he were still a virgin but at the same time I'm not really picking up incel energy from him. Anyone else get what I mean?

While they do often over lap, being an incel doesn't require you to be a virgin. Anyone who goes "fuck having relationships, they can't ever work" has met the one true incel criteria. I think his "obsession" is literally just him having found something that his audience likes and he gets great views on.

 

[The Jackal]

I think I do, socially maladjusted, virginal, but not super resentful of the latter?

Yeah, like he just doesn't care. Has he ever mentioned having a love interest, or even being attracted to someone? Has he had any kind of relationship that we know of? Maybe he's just really private, I don't know. Even when he creeped out other content creators, it seemed like he was just desperate to be friends rather than having any romantic motivation.

While they do often over lap, being an incel doesn't require you to be a virgin. Anyone who goes "fuck having relationships, they can't ever work" has met the one true incel criteria. I think his "obsession" is literally just him having found something that his audience likes and he gets great views on.

I don't think his devoting so much time and energy to the study of 15-year-old Nickolodeon or Disney shows is just fan service lol. He's definitely fascinated by it. Children's TV, Garfield and amusement parks are basically his whole life.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

I don't think his devoting so much time and energy to the study of 15-year-old Nickolodeon or Disney shows is just fan service lol. He's definitely fascinated by it. Children's TV, Garfield and amusement parks are basically his whole life.

It's not fan service. It's a grift. He got him on YouTube and it's what he's known for. I know I've said this before, but his Garfield video was half an hour and cover the series across several forms of media and literal decades of change because he legitimately enjoyed it and was familiar enough with it to focus on the key moments and changes. His modern videos are only as long as MauLer's work because, much like MauLer himself, he doesn't know what he's talking about, has no overall point to make, and so he settles for recaps with commentary.

 

[Shidoen]

Maybe I should review the reviewer like a nature documentary. It’ll just be me with a blunderbuss, mustache, and British safari helmet stalking about the Albino Rhinoceros that is Quinton.

 

[TokiBun]

Quinton's so boring these days. I keep hoping something hilarious will happen like the Twitter smackdown he got from Lindsay Ellis, but instead it's just ten-hour ramblings about old children's TV shows.

Also - I can't tell whether or not the fact he spends the majority of his time watching and thinking about teenage girls is a sign that he's a creep or just a loser. Normally I'd lean towards the former, but Quinton seems so neutered, as if he doesn't really have a sex drive. I wouldn't be surprised if he were still a virgin but at the same time I'm not really picking up incel energy from him. Anyone else get what I mean?

Probably just undiagnosed autism, (how his parents never noticed the obvious baffles me,) so not inherently creepy but he could be. Look at all the other sex pests in recent years it’s not unrealistic to find his tween sitcom obsession weird.
Then again that’s like saying Thomas autists are going to hijack a train so who knows lol

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Quinton seems so neutered, as if he doesn't really have a sex drive. I wouldn't be surprised if he were still a virgin but at the same time I'm not really picking up incel energy from him. Anyone else get what I mean?

Now that you mention it I think I know what you mean. Considering who Quinton was and the audience he is so desperate in capturing and preserving with this Nick thing I can't help but feel a very specific aura. Is the same performative aura that conversion therapy people pull in order to not appear gay but in reverse. I have never seen a man trying so hard to act gay in my life, and before you think I'm pulling out of my ass there was that stream months ago of him doing damage control over admiting he wasn't gay in which he has to pretend he doesn't know his sexuality. Is like back in Quinton's Rebuttal when his way of explaining his politics is performing the most stereotypical version of a leftie he could. Like deep down he was still a skeptic putting a show.

Everytime he overshares about dating he only talks about women doing the same weird stuff he does (having one quirky hobby they plaster on their dating profile). He literally is getting away with queerbaiting. Is a no-win scenario because considering Quinton unironically keeps track of Twitter main characters he knows he is fucked the moment someone speaks about him doing anything sexual. Tell me, how would you react if the guy that looks like he pushes 40, is addicted to Discord and talks about lesbian ships and trans headcannons in Nick shows turned out to be a sexual deviant?

Someone once said that Quinton went from being a nice guy playing the neckbeard for laughs to the neckbeard playing the nice guy. Much in the same line he gives manlet vibes despite being 6'5, he has crafted this very restrained act in order to avoid controversy but the guy can be pretty nasty when he thinks he can get away with it. Refer to how he accused people of "saying the nword in private" to jump ship from the skeptics, how everytime he mentions Mumkey he frames him "abiding a child rapist" and himself as a victim, how he reacted over the DM Saga. But he is harmless, he literally needs his friends to take care of him and for people that pay him 5 bucks a month to tell him how great he is.

May Allah forgive me for uttering these words. Quinton Reviews is one of the greatest con artists of our time. He somehow conned us all, fans or not, into thinking he was worth our attention and for that I assume all fault.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Quinton Reviews is one of the greatest con artists of our time. He somehow conned us all, fans or not, into thinking he was worth our attention and for that I assume all fault.

I think that's a bastard's version of failing upward. But instead of a con-man, I'd compare him to someone like James Corden, or rather a version of James where the nasty side of him isn't very public but still fairly well documented.

 

[TokiBun]

I think that's a bastard's version of failing upward. But instead of a con-man, I'd compare him to someone like James Corden, or rather a version of James where the nasty side of him isn't very public but still fairly well documented.

I will give Quinton this: he is getting the engagement he’s always wanted for the channel. His content is garbage but somehow he’s managed to grab the attention of women 15-34 and I’ve seen more positive comments about him from normies recently than negative ones.

 

[Kermit Can]

Also - I can't tell whether or not the fact he spends the majority of his time watching and thinking about teenage girls is a sign that he's a creep or just a loser. Normally I'd lean towards the former, but Quinton seems so neutered, as if he doesn't really have a sex drive. I wouldn't be surprised if he were still a virgin but at the same time I'm not really picking up incel energy from him. Anyone else get what I mean?

I get what you're saying but it absolutely does not apply to Q boy here. Sure he isn't the angry "all women are cunts" type that we associate with incels, but he's definitely an incel of the "all women are goddesses/victims" sad type. He has a way to show himself off as being overly pathetic, but his ego still shines through his tirades and it's most obvious when it's regarding female attention. He publicly vocalizes that doesn't deserve attention from women, yet in private he's guilt tripping anyone who doesn't treat him as he wants. And while he puts women and trannies up on a pedestal, he would never actually bother with someone who's at his level, the most telling incel trait of all. Except instead of wanting to fuck 9s or 10s like most incels, his warped worldview makes him want to be the lap dog to breadtuber 3s and 4s. But only time will tell if he'll remain sad and pathetic, or turn on the incel rage after enough high profile internet celebrities deny him the validation he desperately longs for.

 

[Meltryllis]

I will give Quinton this: he is getting the engagement he’s always wanted for the channel. His content is garbage but somehow he’s managed to grab the attention of women 15-34 and I’ve seen more positive comments about him from normies recently than negative ones.

I've been watching Quinton since 2016, and I've personally never seen anyone talk about him unprompted (or really anyone knowing about him in general) up until he started doing this recent content. Namely the Victorious videos. Even if it's largely mindless bullshit, like you said it's definitely getting people's attention which is the bare minimum of what he wants out of it.

 

[Dirk Dinkum]

I like all your analysis on Qimbo but I have to say that I think we are all approaching this from the wrong angle. If you really stop to think about it Q got a very literal monkey paw wish in which he jumped from dead channel to millions of views with the caveat of having to make them increasingly longer, leaving all his passion projects in stand-by and being bullied by his fanbase into making a very specific kind of content image he dreads he isn’t going to overcome. All the money he earns he uses to buy toys. He still is an outsider to the ‘long video making community’. He is still fucking fat and has wasted 2 years of his life in this.

Poor Qimbo is the saddest YouTube success case I have ever seen. I remember how back in 2018 he was getting invited to shit left and right and nowadays it seems he exists in his own island. Is weird how he seems like more of a nobody than he used to.

 

[The Jackal]

I get what you're saying but it absolutely does not apply to Q boy here. Sure he isn't the angry "all women are cunts" type that we associate with incels, but he's definitely an incel of the "all women are goddesses/victims" sad type. He has a way to show himself off as being overly pathetic, but his ego still shines through his tirades and it's most obvious when it's regarding female attention. He publicly vocalizes that doesn't deserve attention from women, yet in private he's guilt tripping anyone who doesn't treat him as he wants. And while he puts women and trannies up on a pedestal, he would never actually bother with someone who's at his level, the most telling incel trait of all. Except instead of wanting to fuck 9s or 10s like most incels, his warped worldview makes him want to be the lap dog to breadtuber 3s and 4s. But only time will tell if he'll remain sad and pathetic, or turn on the incel rage after enough high profile internet celebrities deny him the validation he desperately longs for.

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Hmmm, you could be right.

Poor Qimbo is the saddest YouTube success case I have ever seen. I remember how back in 2018 he was getting invited to shit left and right and nowadays it seems he exists in his own island. Is weird how he seems like more of a nobody than he used to.

Yeah, he really burnt a lot of bridges and alienated much of his audience in an attempt to become a breadtuber. He's too dumb to be able to make that kind of pseudo-intellectual content though and everyone in that clique rejected him for being a fat retard. So I guess he's stuck on his own being Quinton.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Something that I find weird about Quinton's relevance (if you can call it that) in hindsight is how he, at one point, got a lot of multiple big Youtubers to cameo in his weird Vidcon video and made it into a pity party that he's the protagonist of.
I wonder if that played a role in others distancing themselves from the idea of working with him again.