Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Car Won't Crank]

Nick says he is gonna serious about a lot of things. Then he never follow through with it.

I guess that's par the course in lolbert fashion.

 

[Allanon]

See, I'm probably overly generous when it comes to rating a cow's waifu game. As far as I'm concerned, everybody who is not Ralph should win from now on. Just on general principle. It blows my mind that guy thinks it's a sick burn to constantly talk shit about Jade or Kayla, when you factor what he's got going on in the next room.

Nigger married a horse who loves CP. I don't think you can go any lower than that. Regardless of what can be said about Kayla or Jade. Null could finally succumb to his feeder fetish and marry a landwhale tomorrow, and I think he'd still beat Ralph.

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Depends on what you mean by "lately." I agree with @Jack Awful that last month was fucking hilarious.

To the extent it's been fairly quiet since then, it could be argued Rackets is taking this pretty well.

If he's learned anything from watching KF as long as he has, he'll continue to take it well and just not rise to KF's bait. Not biting the bait is always the correct answer.

Future looks bleak. No one wants more of your vapid wife, Nick.

This is definitely not true. I've never heard criticism of his wife anywhere but here. As far back as 2019 people were simping over her and KF was seething about her (though at the time there was a mix of simp and seethe in KF itself). She is fit and moderately attractive and she knows how to be pleasant. People will simp, demand to see more of her, and throw money when they do see her. Pretty much the only way this will change is if she gains too much weight or if she starts going on regular rants shaming Rackets' audience in ways that don't spark 'spank me mommy please' reactions.

I have always believed and continue to believe that Nick listening to Kiwi Farms about what his content should be would be the worst choice he could make. Short of committing felonies, quitting streaming altogether, or actively seeking to explode his life in the worst ways possible, that is. KF has consistently given bad advice about where he should take his channel and what he should do, at least since 2019.

 

[Potatoherder]

I have always believed and continue to believe that Nick listening to Kiwi Farms about what his content should be would be the worst choice he could make.

Very little of this thread is currently about the content on his show aside from it being boring. I think that is the biggest indicator of a problem. If the rest of the show wasn't so boring his degen stuff wouldn't be such a hot topic.

The whitmer entrapment guest was a good example of a show done right. I don't recall any degen stuff happening as the show was really interesting. When they are efapping msnbc videos and talking about how his wife loves anal beads it's not so interesting.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

The whitmer entrapment guest was a good example of a show done right.

That guest was basically the greatest example alongside Lucas Gerhart of how some retard at langley or the local PD can ruin your life because they felt like it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ya know, if Nick wanted to get "serious about legal content" again, he could be doing the Aaron Dean trial right now. It started on Monday. There's a raw uninterrupted video feed coming from the courtroom.



That's the one about the Texas cop who shot the black woman in her own home after giving her like 0.3 seconds to put her hands up.

He could be doing that. Act like a criminal defense attorney again. Probably make @TexOffender happy.

But, of course, his wife and Balldo are lower hanging fruit.

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Future looks bleak. No one wants more of your vapid wife, Nick.

That is simply not true, 90% of the locals chat want more of his wife. That is why they are paying for it.

Honestly, you're both right. Nobody with any taste, or more than two functioning brain cells, want more of his wife.

Unfortunately.... Locals: The #1 service for coomer brained retards.

And so it goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7-LRnPIXuQ&t=10265s
Is this the video you're looking for?

Indeed it is! God bless you, sir. Thank you!

It was @FROG vs. Jason Youngbluth where Nick had the meltdown.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

I have always believed and continue to believe that Nick listening to Kiwi Farms about what his content should be would be the worst choice he could make. Short of committing felonies, quitting streaming altogether, or actively seeking to explode his life in the worst ways possible, that is. KF has consistently given bad advice about where he should take his channel and what he should do, at least since 2019.

Yeah, such bad advice like telling him to start making an audience on Rumble and other alt-tech platforms in case he gets nuked off of Youtube. What terrible fucking advice. Good thing he has ass kissers like you to lead him down the correct path of doing the shit the Farms told him to do months ago.

 

[ForTheHoard]

The only time I've ever heard of a guy talking about shoving his balls inside of a woman was in rap music, and I thought they were joking. More circumstantial evidence that LR got blacked at Hedonism II.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The only time I've ever heard of a guy talking about shoving his balls inside of a woman was in rap music, and I thought they were joking. More circumstantial evidence that LR got blacked at Hedonism II.

It's only a matter of time until this crazy bitch kills Rackets in his sleep. He would be better off cutting his losses and trading her in for some CAWN sluts while he still has value.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have always believed and continue to believe that Nick listening to Kiwi Farms about what his content should be would be the worst choice he could make. Short of committing felonies, quitting streaming altogether, or actively seeking to explode his life in the worst ways possible, that is. KF has consistently given bad advice about where he should take his channel and what he should do, at least since 2019.

I think most of the advice Nick has or could have gotten from KF has been pretty solid, TBH.

Let's run through the list:

- Emphasis alt-tech because mainline tech is terminally cucked (like, no shit, just ask Null about the Keffals nightmare).
- Play to your strengths and uniqueness by emphasizing legal content in your shows. Other commentary channels are a dime a dozen.
- Stop talking about sexy time with LR. It's cringe.
- Don't act like a degenerate, or at least don't make it known you're acting like one (too late now!).
- Stay the fuck away from other degenerates like Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson (one of them thankfully made themselves a non-issue).

Probably some others I'm forgetting here. Anyone can feel free to add to the list.

Obviously, Nick is a grown-ass man, and can do whatever he wants, but as KF comes up on its 10th year anniversary, I think it's fair to say this site has some impressive institutional knowledge as to what can lead to the decline of an e-celebrity. I think WW might have been his apex in this sektor.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I think WW might have been his apex in this sektor.

His peak was either the Rittenhouse or Depp trial. Weebwars provided a lot of content over a longer period, but in terms of income and just the number of eyeballs, those two trials were enormous, by an order of magnitude.

 

[Captain Manning]

His peak was either the Rittenhouse or Depp trial. Weebwars provided a lot of content over a longer period, but in terms of income and just the number of eyeballs, those two trials were enormous, by an order of magnitude.

I was using positive interest from KF as the measuring stick. It got an entire sub-forum after all. A rarity.

But yes, in terms of eyes across the Internet on him, it would be Rittenhouse or Depp. That's what he should go back to.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

Cutting YouTube viewers off after an hour sounds like it's just going to annoy them into not watching at all. Some other creators may be able to manage it, but do they meander like he does? He spends an awful lot of time waiting for people to filter in. By the time they do--oops look at the time we're moving over to Rumble. And any superchats he doesn't get to won't be read (on Youtube anyway).

 

[Nick Obre]

This is definitely not true. I've never heard criticism of his wife anywhere but here. As far back as 2019 people were simping over her and KF was seething about her

I've no dog in this fight and I'm only passing through here but

Tell me of one case, just one, where a youtuber or something introducing and increasingly featuring his gf/wife hasn't been the cause, or at least a clear sign of impending decay.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I watched the Michigan Whitmer Guy and fucking Christ Nick can’t get out of his own fucking way. Why the fuck would you mention Bad Dragon? It’s a case where a guy got his rights violated.

Fucking AIDS-Alcohol brain rot.

 

[Yellow Jacket Blue]

As an autistic incel faggot I can say definitively that women ruin everything online. When the woman is the wife or girlfriend of the leader of an online community it's only worse.

Almost every gaming guild, clan, online community I've been in has seen the following at some point:

• Wife/girlfriend of the community leader arrives.
• She gets bored and sees all the attention their partner is receiving so begins to attention seek herself. She reminds everyone how she's a woman. Flirts publicly with her partner and makes increasingly thirsty comments and innuendo and all around just distracts from the original tasks/purpose of the community.
• White knights, stans and simps show up to defend the behavior, memory hole anything of the past which contradicts that the community was always about women, sex and drama and attack anyone who disagrees by calling them incels, haters, not real members of the community.
• The community leader faced with having to make a choice between an internet community and a peaceful home life doubles down by defending their attention whoring woman. The public flirting, off topic sexual inuendo and drama in general increase while the original goals of the community get even more overlooked.
• Any normal women who were part of the community see all the perks and attention that being an attention seeking, overly sexual drama whore and they begin to act the same. All the attention and new engagement by a small subset of the community makes the community leader think they made the right decision by embracing this.
• The members of the community that were there to kill internet dragons and watch chill streams about legal issues start to leave because they have heard about being Blacked and stuffing balls in coochies 1 too many times. Since the community becomes even more of an echo chamber, the community leader is certain he made the right decision even if total members start to decline.
• The end is either a slow death or the attention whoring partner of the community leader is caught being a whore with other guys in the community which usually leads to a swift end.

 

[Captain Manning]

Cutting YouTube viewers off after an hour sounds like it's just going to annoy them into not watching at all. Some other creators may be able to manage it, but do they meander like he does? He spends an awful lot of time waiting for people to filter in. By the time they do--oops look at the time we're moving over to Rumble. And any superchats he doesn't get to won't be read (on Youtube anyway).

Null made it work reasonably enough. Though, like you allude to, he doesn't meander, and he's not nearly as much of a boomer when it comes to tech.

He would start MATI on both Youtube and Odysee, but shutoff the YT portion if the topic he was about to go into was too spicy. It happened when he was going deep into Keffals and Liz Fong Ding Dong Ling Long Sing Song.

As somebody who uses YT a lot, it was annoying AF at first, but then I figured it's best to simply begin watching his show on Odysee in the first place. In fact, I've actually started using the service a lot more because of him and Jim.

Why the fuck would you mention Bad Dragon? It’s a case where a guy got his rights violated.

I have a theory. I didn't want to mention this at first, because I was concerned I was going crazy, but...

On the 21st of last month, I mentioned that Anna is a level 1 thot because of her cosplay calendar, and at least LR isn't at that level. Some days later, Nick announced (hopefully facetiously) that he would be doing a cosplay calendar with LR.

Then, last Thursday, @AnOminous opined that using a Balldo is just as bad as using a Bad Dragon dildo. Now Nick brings up Bad Dragon in a context is both a non sequitur and inappropriate.

Now, this could be entirely coincidental... I won't dispute that... but I also think he thinks it's cute to double down on the criticism he's receiving here. He does read his thread after all.

We could potentially test my hypothesis by emphatically telling him, in this thread, NOT to try and beat TJ Kirk's record of "most banana's shoved up an ass," or providing photographic evidence of the same. LOL.

 

[Pomniman]

If he's learned anything from watching KF as long as he has, he'll continue to take it well and just not rise to KF's bait. Not biting the bait is always the correct answer.

This is definitely not true. I've never heard criticism of his wife anywhere but here. As far back as 2019 people were simping over her and KF was seething about her (though at the time there was a mix of simp and seethe in KF itself). She is fit and moderately attractive and she knows how to be pleasant. People will simp, demand to see more of her, and throw money when they do see her. Pretty much the only way this will change is if she gains too much weight or if she starts going on regular rants shaming Rackets' audience in ways that don't spark 'spank me mommy please' reactions.

I have always believed and continue to believe that Nick listening to Kiwi Farms about what his content should be would be the worst choice he could make. Short of committing felonies, quitting streaming altogether, or actively seeking to explode his life in the worst ways possible, that is. KF has consistently given bad advice about where he should take his channel and what he should do, at least since 2019.

He uses the idea of unsolicited advice from here as a deflection whenever he does objectively retarded things. It's one thing to say no one here knows how to run his business in a financial sense but it's another for him to bring that up when the subject is him and his wife posting their middle aged asses for everyone to gawk at. No one should have to tell a grown man that no one wants to see his ass.

 

[Kopasea]

The members of the community that were there to kill internet dragons and watch chill streams about legal issues start to leave because they have heard about being Blacked and stuffing balls in coochies 1 too many times. Since the community becomes even more of an echo chamber, the community leader is certain he made the right decision even if total members start to decline.

You forgot, "community leader calls anyone who disagrees with him, 'Moral fags who don't want anyone to have fun'".

 

[teriyakiburns]

I've no dog in this fight and I'm only passing through here but

Tell me of one case, just one, where a youtuber or something introducing and increasingly featuring his gf/wife hasn't been the cause, or at least a clear sign of impending decay.

Glen and Friends Cooking. https://www.youtube.com/c/GlenAndFriendsCooking

 

[Nick Obre]

Glen and Friends Cooking. https://www.youtube.com/c/GlenAndFriendsCooking

I'm not familiar, but I'll accept it because there's this other cooking dude channel I follow, Barry Lewis (originally My Virgin Kitchen, virgin because he started the channel as a way to learn to cook from 0). Over time he introduced his wife, and later his daughters, into the channel. And it's nice.
I feel cooking channels, unless they're already the weird kind, are kinda exempt to the rule, because it's already a wholesome thing you do with family. What are you, not gonna have your wife and kids taste the food on camera?