Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Ophelia said:
She did a shoot on a beach as a mermaid I liked. Her twisted weird expressions made the pictures interesting. She looked like the sea had spat her onto the shore and she couldn’t understand why and was none too pleased. No, I don’t have them saved. Wish I did. And no, I don’t mean the ones from a Little Mermaid anime.
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I vaguely remember this. I double-checked to see if I had it, but I don't. I have no idea where I saved a lot of my Pixy stuff, especially stuff older than five or six years.
 
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Picklechu said:
I vaguely remember this. I double-checked to see if I had it, but I don't. I have no idea where I saved a lot of my Pixy stuff, especially stuff older than five or six years.
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She had wrapped a light green sheet around her legs, attached a plastic fin to the end and wore a purple swimsuit bra up top. Then tried to look wistfully into the camera in the way that Pixy did best. No pooping poses but lots of weird facial expressions trying to look cute and sexy while failing miserably.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
So she's angry, then she's wistful and then... she's a cheerleading robot who farted before starting to throw judo

Roll the dice and I'm sure you could come up with a half-dozen other interpretations of what she's trying to do.
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And avoid Wal-Mart hairstylists.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
She had wrapped a light green sheet around her legs, attached a plastic fin to the end and wore a purple swimsuit bra up top. Then tried to look wistfully into the camera in the way that Pixy did best. No pooping poses but lots of weird facial expressions trying to look cute and sexy while failing miserably.
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The above are the only images that turned up in thread that I could see when searching for "mermaid".

Dont think they are the ones being referred to but they are classic pics of PT nevertheless.
 
Oddly, I think I saw them in the thread for Gloria Tesch. People were comparing mermaid photos and preferred our Queen’s. I’ll go looking later.

Update: I only saw the ones we’ve already seen. I could have sworn there were versions where our queen is really rolling around in the sand.
 
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Ophelia said:
She did a shoot on a beach as a mermaid I liked. Her twisted weird expressions made the pictures interesting. She looked like the sea had spat her onto the shore and she couldn’t understand why and was none too pleased. No, I don’t have them saved. Wish I did. And no, I don’t mean the ones from a Little Mermaid anime.
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Would this be the mermaid photoshoot you're talking about?
If so I'll have to hunt down the other pics
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toilet_rainbow said:
I completely forgot that her middle name was Ashley, too. I still think it's more Ash Ketchum too. There was that one episode in Indigo League where he did disguise himself as a girl (calling himself Ashley). Her main male cosplays are Sora from Kingdom Hearts and him, too.


The problem is that at one point Sarah stopped doing vaginal penetration period because she found it far too painful. Given what her crotch looked like last I checked, it looked like she had a very bad yeast infection. She very rarely washed her dildos (see infamous dildo rolling around on her car floor photos), so the average person would see that as the reason. Not our mentally ill queen! At any rate, she switched to anal instead and found it more pleasurable, and this was one reason that she believed that she was actually a gay dude. Really. If she penetrated her cooch recently then it's very very recently.
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At least Ashton is a normal name. If she was still in her "I'm haffu" phase than it might very well have been Sora or some other weebish name.

I have to wonder now if she has a pelvic organ prolapse starting and instead of getting it treated she just thinks a penis is coming out. Pics of severe prolapses are gruesome. With her history of poor lady health I wouldn't be surprised. Not sure about her claims that doctors wanted to remove the offending penis. She may have some delusion that they tried to remove it at birth. Her mental health has decreased so I'm not even sure what she might be thinking at this point.

TokiBun said:
Why is she making that face? I have so many questions and I too miss the classic pooping poses.
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Like with the poopin' pose she thought the face was sexy. I remember people telling her nicely that it was not and she'd just blow up with rage then have a classic "I'm fat/old/ugly/will never go to Japan" meltdown. There was literally no way to give helpful advice or even compliment her. You had to walk on eggshells.
 
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Wasn't she a fan of "Bleach" The series is known for protective DILFS and she can copy Zoomers to shift to that reality.
 
Tess Holligay said:
I had two more squirreled away from the same shoot, but I’m afraid it doesn’t shed any light on why she’s on the ground in powerfart pose. When you gotta go you gotta go.
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Bonus cheerbot!
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Her cheerbot photo looks like an R. Crumb fantasy. He had a fetish for women with big fat strong legs, and also had intense crushes on the weird awkward girls with BO and body hair in school. Pixy would have been his dream girl in 1957.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
The fact that she thought those were sexy was the worst part of her pooping poses.


Like most people with a touch of the 'tism, she has no idea what face she's making. She "feels" it, whatever it is, but it's not enough for it to be conveyed to the camera.

Honestly no idea if she's going for, "oopsie, I slipped and now you can see my ass" in a cutsie way or "did anybody just see me trip?" in an embarrassed way.
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even autistic chicks who do pro or semi-pro modeling have weird facial expressions. They have to practice looking normal, or lean into it for certain shoots. I know a women with the tism who used to model and she’d spend hours in front of the mirror and video camera practicing expressions and movements.
 
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even autistic chicks who do pro or semi-pro modeling have weird facial expressions. They have to practice looking normal, or lean into it for certain shoots. I know a women with the tism who used to model and she’d spend hours in front of the mirror and video camera practicing expressions and movements.
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And both of those look a lot better than Pixy could ever hope to. Although the Goth chick up top is a little too pale for my liking.

Ophelia said:
I think I must have dreamed the other shoot, but this one is great.
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I'm thinking it might be a case of somebody pretending to be Pixy? There was a video, can't find it now, of somebody dressed up as her and doing a lot of what she did as a joke. They even went as far as to cosplay as her at a convention.

GanbatteUglyDuckling said:
Something went down in the Guilbeaux household today
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She couldn't breathe and it was because she needed an inhaler. Then her Dad probably misgendered her on the way back or said "I told you so" and she's freaking out because of it.

Really. It doesn't take much to get Pixy to flip her shit.

MirnaMinkoff said:
Her cheerbot photo looks like an R. Crumb fantasy. He had a fetish for women with big fat strong legs, and also had intense crushes on the weird awkward girls with BO and body hair in school. Pixy would have been his dream girl in 1957.
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R. Crumb was a weirdo.
 
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Ophelia said:
I think I must have dreamed the other shoot, but this one is great.
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I swear I remember another, darker mermaid photoset too. Is this some sort of shared false memory? I cannot find anything that matches what I remember. One pic I found that could possibly be what I was thinking about is this one, which ended up as a meme.
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The only other picture I can find from the same shoot is a different vibe though.
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In other news, she got misgendered while ordering food at a drive-thru. Some people are supporting the delusions while others are trying to gently point out the truth.

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