Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Christ on a bike.

So for clarification, you have more than an hour for reversal of stroke if it's ischaemic (from a clot, rather than from a bleed). It's up to 4-6hr, depending on your local policies. The treatment is to either retrieve the clot by feeding a wire up an artery in your groin into the blocked artery in brain and pulling out the clot, or by using medications that rapidly break down clots. (The reason you don't do this after this 4-6hr window is because there are diminishing returns on being able to reverse any damage, coupled with the inherent risks of these treatments, which can include causing new stroke).

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Now depending on what she looked like, I can see them not bothering with a scan. Migraine can absolutely mimic stroke, and you generally want to avoid irradiating a young person if you have no good reason to. If she looked at all like she was having a stroke, it's still best practice to chuck them in a scanner and rule it out because it's a bit embarrassing to miss a stroke.
Even things like Bell's palsy, which you can quickly distinguish from a stroke by getting the person to raise their eyebrows, you would still want to scan to be on the safe side.

This is a bit of a complex image but it's just illustrating that the facial droop you get in stroke is "forehead sparing", in that the person can still raise their eyebrows and you see forehead wrinkles, whereas in Bell's palsy the entire half of the face will droop. This is due to the different nerve pathways involved between the two conditions, as one is affecting the nerves of the face (peripheral) vs. the brain (central).

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So I'm going to assume she didn't look like she was having a stroke based on her clinical examination so they opted to just observe and she was obviously fine. Or they scanned her and found nothing and she's lying.
 
Christ on a bike.

So for clarification, you have more than an hour for reversal of stroke if it's ischaemic (from a clot, rather than from a bleed). It's up to 4-6hr, depending on your local policies. The treatment is to either retrieve the clot by feeding a wire up an artery in your groin into the blocked artery in brain and pulling out the clot, or by using medications that rapidly break down clots. (The reason you don't do this after this 4-6hr window is because there are diminishing returns on being able to reverse any damage, coupled with the inherent risks of these treatments, which can include causing new stroke).

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Now depending on what she looked like, I can see them not bothering with a scan. Migraine can absolutely mimic stroke, and you generally want to avoid irradiating a young person if you have no good reason to. If she looked at all like she was having a stroke, it's still best practice to chuck them in a scanner and rule it out because it's a bit embarrassing to miss a stroke.
Even things like Bell's palsy, which you can quickly distinguish from a stroke by getting the person to raise their eyebrows, you would still want to scan to be on the safe side.

This is a bit of a complex image but it's just illustrating that the facial droop you get in stroke is "forehead sparing", in that the person can still raise their eyebrows and you see forehead wrinkles, whereas in Bell's palsy the entire half of the face will droop. This is due to the different nerve pathways involved between the two conditions, as one is affecting the nerves of the face (peripheral) vs. the brain (central).

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So I'm going to assume she didn't look like she was having a stroke based on her clinical examination so they opted to just observe and she was obviously fine. Or they scanned her and found nothing and she's lying.
Yes sorry I wasn't clear the golden hour is for diagnosis. You have longer to treat. She claims she was given medicine to break up a clot. But no clot was actually identified so I think they may have given her something to shut her up because she was making an almighty scene. I don't beleive she was admitted as the only photos she can come up with from the time are from a waiting/assesment Bay.

We have a history of TIA or mini stroke like events in my family and I've had the misfortune to observe a couple happen to older relatives, administer first aid and be with them in the recovery period.
There's simply no way, looking at this young woman in the days and weeks after the "stroke" that anything of the sort has happened to her.
 
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*If* anything happened, she's greatly exaggerating what it was. I could believe she went to the ER, told them she had the symptoms of a blood clot, them being dismissive, and her actually having a clot that breaks up and goes on to cause a stroke. She could have issues planning or coordinating movement in one of her limbs because of it.

Anything's possible I guess, but what little I know of neuroanatomy it seems like she should have issues with her trunk on the affected side if it paralyzed part of her arm and her leg.
 
*If* anything happened, she's greatly exaggerating what it was. I could believe she went to the ER, told them she had the symptoms of a blood clot, them being dismissive, and her actually having a clot that breaks up and goes on to cause a stroke. She could have issues planning or coordinating movement in one of her limbs because of it.

Anything's possible I guess, but what little I know of neuroanatomy it seems like she should have issues with her trunk on the affected side if it paralyzed part of her arm and her leg.
Go and look at her extensive social media and see if you can spot a consistent issue that makes any sense at all. Even accounting for some images being flipped it seems to change sides at will and changes over time to fit the aesthetic she's going for with a new set of toys.
The toys change daily for each photo shoot.

I have noticed she rests her right leg when standing in a way that I don't want to PL too much but it looks familiar and she might have a nerve entrapment and maybe if you *do* have hEDS stop doing the splits all the fucking time.
If you *do* have hEDS, and we know Drewy does have some hereditary differences, then stretching like that on purpose would be a form of self harm and self sabotage.

I've got some more videos in the next one where you can see the thing impeding Drewy's movement is the amount of crap she's strapped onto herself.

Also when gastroparesis enters the chat you will stop believing a word this girl says I promise.
I strongly suspect the first wheelchair already had been purchased for modelling purposes and the stroke survivor story was retconned with a real incident where she panicked at some nerve or migraine issues when she later approached the modelling agency. Could even be a conversion disorder type thing. I think She probably approached all those media outlets to build a back story with which to impress Zebedee.

It's been a really tricky one because there's definitely *something* going on with her but she's beyond OTT.
 
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I have noticed she rests her right leg when standing in a way that I don't want to PL too much but it looks familiar
I noticed her right foot/ankle too. It could be from anything from the foot up into her brain if it's a nerve issue.

To be clear, I think the "devastating stroke" story is at best so close to being total bullshit that there isn't much difference. I'm just a sap for "they missed a blood clot" stories b/c I know a woman with a mostly dead lung.

The caption in the daily mail article is so weird. Is this a picture from the stroke or is it a picture of her at a later date in the ER of the first hospital?
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I noticed her right foot/ankle too. It could be from anything from the foot up into her brain if it's a nerve issue.

To be clear, I think the "devastating stroke" story is at best so close to being total bullshit that there isn't much difference. I'm just a sap for "they missed a blood clot" stories b/c I know a woman with a mostly dead lung.

The caption in the daily mail article is so weird. Is this a picture from the stroke or is it a picture of her at a later date in the ER of the first hospital?
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Positive Teddy bear sign lol. It says first hospital but that's not a hospital transfer chair that's the custom chair she has later. Hmm.

Re the splinting and mobility aids I do not believe a medical professional has been anywhere near the prescribing and fitting of any of them.

I think the most telling thing for me is that she never bought a suit against the hospital and has likely blown any future one by naming doctors and so forth in the media. Surely if any of this could be verified she would have a multi million pound lawsuit against hospital one?
 
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Go and look at her extensive social media and see if you can spot a consistent issue that makes any sense at all. Even accounting for some images being flipped it seems to change sides at will and changes over time to fit the aesthetic she's going for with a new set of toys.
The toys change daily for each photo shoot.

I have noticed she rests her right leg when standing in a way that I don't want to PL too much but it looks familiar and she might have a nerve entrapment and maybe if you *do* have hEDS stop doing the splits all the fucking time.
If you *do* have hEDS, and we know Drewy does have some hereditary differences, then stretching like that on purpose would be a form of self harm and self sabotage.

I've got some more videos in the next one where you can see the thing impeding Drewy's movement is the amount of crap she's strapped onto herself.

Also when gastroparesis enters the chat you will stop believing a word this girl says I promise.
I strongly suspect the first wheelchair already had been purchased for modelling purposes and the stroke survivor story was retconned with a real incident where she panicked at some nerve or migraine issues when she later approached the modelling agency. Could even be a conversion disorder type thing. I think She probably approached all those media outlets to build a back story with which to impress Zebedee.

It's been a really tricky one because there's definitely *something* going on with her but she's beyond OTT.
Poor cuckolded service human, lol. He kinda put himself in that position but it doesn't make it any less cruel. And big lol at "service morky". Those beasts are only good for rolling over and presenting belly. I am loving this narrative so far. Ole girl is straight trash and I'm here for it. She really gives peak Jaquie vibes. A true old school munch. What is it with these youngish woman and their "paralyzed" gymnastics? Her thighs and legs are not exactly rail thin. This bitch is another one patting herself on the back and thinking to herself "I'm so clever, I've got all these morons eating out of the palm of my hand. He he he, they'll never catch me". I cannot wait until either her uppance comes and/or she discovers this thread. I can't decide if she's the dfe type or the fake lawyer online sperg type. I would never tap the glass or tip the cows but it would be hilarious if someone tipped her off(don't do this). I have a special spot of hatred in my heart for this type and wish her all the opioid withdrawals and factitious dx's in the world. You're doing the good work A Tree. We really don't deserve you. You're quickly becoming my fav kiwi!
 
Her thighs and legs are not exactly rail thin.
Yes no wasting at all in that "paralysed" limb even 4 years later. I looked into this and while that is possible in situations where the paralysed limb has constant high tone (sounds awful to live with) I've got a nice video of Drewy Sexy dancing in some leggings where you can see her muscles flexing and relaxing.

I think for a while she wore this one long splint to remind her which leg not to move.

Might as well edit this post to make it Drewy NovaClara Curious Part 3.

I'm going to title this one Annus Horibilis, Annus Mirabilis and begin with a little loop back to why 2018 was such a terrible year for poor long suffering Avery.

You may remember at the start of our tale he was fixated on becoming a pilot and indeed training to become one. Well a few months before the stroke all that comes to a screeching halt with this reddit post.

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It seems that not only is Avery too fat to fly but it seems his (also obese) flying instructor is carrying out unsafe and illegal practises.
Replies on reddit tell him in no uncertain terms this is not cool.
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Perhaps the real chances of this very tall, obese, autistic deaf man becoming a commercial pilot were actually nil and some obese con artist took his money for lessons anyway. Whatever happened, Avery never posts about flying again and for the next two years he does nothing but play a space flight simulator game. I have absolutely no doubt of his autism because of this.
Avery if you end up reading this I'm sorry dude. I hope things improve for you.

So, Avery loses his dream, his wife becomes apparently disabled and he becomes a service human. It does seem he has an OK job. He refers to working in a microchip factory and I suspect all this expensive mobility gear and the move to San Diego is all funded by poor old Avery. Whether his family also has money I'm unsure. I felt so bad for the guy I didn't go digging. They may also have contributed as Drewy has apparently burned bridges with her own.

If 2018 is Avery's nightmare year, 2020 is Drewy's dream year.
She is living her best life. She gets a couple of promo deals for spoonie brands
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She leans into that cancer kid look
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No I mean she REALLY leans into it
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G...Gypsy?
She starts hanging out in cool new places and making cool new friends
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The last tag of avery as personal photographer is January 2020.

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Immediately replaced with this new friend @sirspacereverie
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A queer grayace trans alien otherkin
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Yeah you may have noticed drewy has started tagging nonbinary and the cancer cut was stage one in the progression towards becoming a genderblob.

She's obviously been rubbing shoulders with a cool new crowd online. There's a lot of love bombing clearly going on with the autism and chronic illness community and for a while everybody wants to take photos with Drewy...or is it her cool purple Nimbo walker they really want in the picture?
She's got the toy nobody else has got and for a Hot minute...she's hot.

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But fame is fickle. Especially when it's based around a gimmick.

Now I don't know exactly how Drewy hits on the idea she wants a toob. You can see she isn't having any problem keeping weight on. Kinda the opposite in fact. I'm guessing she crosses paths with the toobies online and she's not content with being nonverbal autistic and deaf and paralysed and EDS and a stroke survivor. She wants a toob. She wants everything this one does.

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Last mention of Avery. October 2020.
This is something of a trademark of Drewy's
We've all seen how she likes to act retarded . She also likes to complain about being treated like a retard. Here's a video of her in said hospital, acting retarded. If you don't want to be treated like a retard don't act retarded.
Almost like she's a raging borderline and everything she does is a trap.

Clock the booby prize diagnosis of chronic GERD. And here's some explantion of what's going on.
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Honestly the most interesting thing about this is how much no1curr. This is Drewy's personal Facebook and she's in hospital apparently at deaths door and no1curr
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You get the feeling she's pushed it too far.
Her engagement on social media is a downward trajectory from here. She doenst manage to get toobed until 2021 but the genderblob journey has begun and adding in toob feeds on top of deliberately immobilising yourself with half a tonne of mobility equipment. ..well we got ourselves another gastroparesis gainer.
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We aren't sure at what point Zebedee drops Drewy or when Avery finally has enough but we think Avery taps out around now. Peak Drewy for me is reached with this 2021 video. This has everything. Fat with a toob, bursting out of the straps of the walker, whinging about her made up gender then the sad little waddle off at the end, dragging the nimbo walker behind her, we really get to see how much of an impediment it is to her.
BUT IT'S THE TOY NOBODY ELSE HAS AND WITHOUT IT SHES NOTHING!



Avery bless his soul Is pretty much out of the picture now. He still hasn't changed his Facebook pfp from a drawing Drewy did of him. He seems to have lost his tech job and posts in r/doordash which seems to be his only income the last 2 years and r/frugal.
What I'm saying is this woman ruined him. I'm sorry dude. You seem real smart if a little gullible. You deserve a better job and a better woman. I hope you find them and I'm sorry again you got dragged into this.

Drewy has wiped the contents of their wedding album off Facebook.
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Like a good asexual Drewy couldn't be expected to remain alone and has amassed not one but two partners. We know of these because once Avery and his Real Job were off the scene the gofundmes began popping up. One contains an allegation of domestic violence. We don't know whether this was Avery. I mean can you entirely blame him if he snapped?

The e begging begins here. Turns out there aren't any modelling jobs for a genderblob. Julian at least had the sense not to mess with the core product.
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Then another fundraiser appears
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Which we found shared by an account claiming Drewy and Fayth as their girlfriend and partner.

Fayth is a "little". Ew. This probably explains why Drewy starts dressing and acting like a giant baby.
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BUT in what I think is a munch thread first is trying to munch Gastroparesis POTS and MCAS on top of a genuine severe disability.
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Acting like a giant creepy baby and alienating everybody in her life has had a predictable effect on Drewy's social media engagement. Her posts, once getting a healthy 4 or 500 likes now struggle to break 40. The toob and the nimbo walker seem to be gone. No more sponsorships, brand deals or famous friends. She still lists Zebedee on her bio but she is no longer listed on their website. All lost by trying to munch more things than were believable. Now she does dances on tiktok for about 5 likes, and hangs out online with Bee.
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And that is the story of Drewy NovaClara Curious.
 
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Wtf is it with munchies and Disney?

It's the same with raging BPD and Hello Kitty crap. I don't get it either.

Fantastic work digging up this character, @A tree . I always wonder with these types what their selves from 5-10 years ago would think if presented with a photo of their current day "fatty they-them in a wheelchair" selves, like maybe it'd be enough to scare them straight? I can't see reactions other than horror but that might be assuming too much.
 
It's the same with raging BPD and Hello Kitty crap. I don't get it either.

Fantastic work digging up this character, @A tree . I always wonder with these types what their selves from 5-10 years ago would think if presented with a photo of their current day "fatty they-them in a wheelchair" selves, like maybe it'd be enough to scare them straight? I can't see reactions other than horror but that might be assuming too much.
I want to stress that there was a lot of behind the scenes work by someone else helping me dig and pick apart the layers of bullshit. If everyone who has enjoyed this could wave in the direction of Norway or say something nice in Norwegian to acknowledge the team effort here that would be lovely.
 
I want to stress that there was a lot of behind the scenes work by someone else helping me dig and pick apart the layers of bullshit. If everyone who has enjoyed this could wave in the direction of Norway or say something nice in Norwegian to acknowledge the team effort here that would be lovely.
Fantastisk jævla jobb. Jeg elsker norge!
 
Drewy never did attend Bees dance class in the end either. She did let Bee embarrass herself by making a bunch of reels tagging her special guest and preparing a sign language dance routine specially for Drewy and claiming she *always* does sign language in her classes then no showed on her which is just classic Drewy. What a bitch.
Now Bee is stuck with that claim and has to incorporate sign language into all her dances.
 
I want to stress that there was a lot of behind the scenes work by someone else helping me dig and pick apart the layers of bullshit. If everyone who has enjoyed this could wave in the direction of Norway or say something nice in Norwegian to acknowledge the team effort here that would be lovely.
Hun er fett og jeg ville ikke ha sex med henne.
 
To be completely fair, IMDB isn't a measure of how much a person has worked in acting, necessarily. That's why actual actors never refer to their IMDB. You're probably never going to see an accurate list of acting roles on there.

There are loads of gigs that you can get that don't ever go on IMDB such as commercials, or work on radio. Or, you can film/record something for a show or movie that ends up getting cut. Extra work also doesn't get added unless you are a featured extra who gets credited, but that's relatively uncommon for the average person.

I'm sure that like our other munchie actor they never really did anything noteworthy, but IMDB is trash for working out how much work a person has done. I wish there were some credits because one of my favourite lolcow activities is sizing up their acting careers and critiquing their munchie performances.
 
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To be completely fair, IMDB isn't a measure of how much a person has worked in acting, necessarily. That's why actual actors never refer to their IMDB. You're probably never going to see an accurate list of acting roles on there.

There are loads of gigs that you can get that don't ever go on IMDB such as commercials, or work on radio. Or, you can film/record something for a show or movie that ends up getting cut. Extra work also doesn't get added unless you are a featured extra who gets credited, but that's relatively uncommon for the average person.

I'm sure that like our other munchie actor they never really did anything noteworthy, but IMDB is trash for working out how much work a person has done. I wish there were some credits because one of my favourite lolcow activities is sizing up their acting careers and critiquing their munchie performances.
I found no evidence that she ever acted in anything. I think the reason Drewy failed as an influencer is she never wanted to interact with her audience. All her content was very much her wanting to eye fuck the camera and be adored. When people comment she doesn't engage with them, she didn't attempt to build a "community" the way even the most tedious whingers like Jess and Autie did by spilling their own spaghetti everywhere.
Drewy's entire sctick was "look at me aren't I gorgeous And I'm DISABLED". Then she uglied herself on purpose and her personality just didn't have what it takes to carry her career along because tbh she doesn't have one outside deaf and kweer. She relied too heavily on that purple nimbo walker (amethyst) and the lovely custom powerchair (opal) which got stolen. (Yes they all had names). Once all the big names had had their photo op with Amethyst they dropped her like old news, presumably because she wasn't actually any good for making content with. All she does is eye fuck the camera and complain.
As time wears on whoever was paying for the mobility aids gets fed up and stops buying custom ones and the gimmick runs out of steam.
 
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Poor dude got bait and switched so bad. I know I'm stretching the definition of cucked when he was replaced by a bunch of "asexual" enbies (who just happen to have sexual kinks) but I'm pretty sure the asexual part was the justification for why it was all OK for her to just move these new people into her life.
I can't find any evidence of another partner in between so I think he did snap in the end.
 
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