Yeah, that's a weird one. I wonder if it's one of Jake's rare straight-up lies or if he really does have some sort of machine. You'd think he would be whining constantly about his "disability" if he was dependent on a device. And if it really is something like an oxygen tank, wouldn't he finally qualify for those coveted government gibs and therefore not be on the verge of getting thrown to the pack of rape-starved orcs outside 1 Peggy Lane?
Jake don't TEASE us this way please at least make sure your phone is fully charged before the team of 100 dudes plus a forklift evict you from your FAT HOME so we can laugh at the pictures of you literally STARVING on the STREETS even though no way do the batteries last long enough that we can watch you somehow lose 400 pounds or so before STARVING TO DEATH!
He knows how to regain access to his account but he's no longer untouchable. He's posted many, many things which violate Twitter guidelines in the past and he has every reason to expect that when he starts tweeting again those tweets will be reported one at a time.
Bigots are conspiring to keep Jake from stocking shelves? I should've figured Walmart was Nazi centralViolet Hargrave said:
Weirdly for him it is only a conspiracy that bigots are preventing him from working in HIS field— not in other lines of work though.
He made it about 3 weeks before wimping out. He despised the job because he thought it was going to be exclusively stacking boxes on shelves but in reality he also had to do other things like mopping.
The leg thing could be that he's sitting in a chair all day, every day for decades(while also being very fat) and now the circulation is a bit messed up or he's got a pinched nerve in his lower back, hip or knee or something. Whatever it is I'm certain that the cure for his ailment is to not sit in front of his computer for 18 hours a day.
I'm irrationally angry about something from his rant, specifically:It's a fitting epitaph. "At the end of the day everything is better without Jake, even his own thread."
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Jake is back on tumblr and he has dropped an absolute manifesto.
It’s a bit absurd how we’re all keeping our heads in the sand about armed terrorists attacking American hospitals and power infrastructure, isn’t it?
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No surprise but this is just a straight up lie. I don't think I have to say more than that.
Almost everything wrong with Jake that isn't just his fucked up retard brain is something that could be fixed by just not being such a fat tub of shit.
He has mentioned mobility issues in the past. I feel that if it was something to do with that, he’d be more specific.
Mobility issues are part and parcel of being a death fat. He's not going to be more specific about the problems with his legs for the same reason he's not going to admit his medical equipment is a CPAP machine.
I’m certain it’s a cpap because Nora Reed also refers to her fatty breathing apparatus as dire needs medical equipment and says she will die if the power goes out.
The beard hides a multitude of sins there. He looks considerably fatter around the neck and chin in the Violet photo with the blue wig from a couple of years back.
