Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
I find this interaction with this random on his fb status pretty hilarious.

I love how chibi labelled this catfish as a 'close friend' and nothing more. It's not like he was acting like a total sex pest and exchanged pictures to this close friend or anything.

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GreenHoodieGuy said:
I find this interaction with this random on his fb status pretty hilarious.

I love how chibi labelled this catfish as a 'close friend' and nothing more. It's not like he was acting like a total sex pest and exchanged pictures to this close friend or anything.

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That one made me laugh too. I love watching him manipulate these stories to make himself the victim every time. “Very close friend”. Chibi, you knew her for two months and talked exclusively about vidya, dressing up as vidya characters, your problems, and weird sex fetishes. I’m not saying you can’t decide after a couple months that you have a lot in common with someone and know they’ll be a lasting friend, but he knew nothing about her. “Tried to screenshot our convos and send them to friends”. No bitch, they DID screenshot your convos and send them to KF. Conveniently left out are the part about how he thought she had been 18 for literal days, and all the weird disgusting things he did.

I hate the term “friendzone” cause it’s almost exclusively fags that use it, but it’s interesting to see that he always seems to enjoy wallowing in it. All the girls he hits on he calls “bestie”, they usually have boyfriends but he really thinks he’a getting a food in the door being their “friend”. The last catfish, when she said people were talking about them, his response was something like “why, we’re just friends!”. This was after her vagina and all the things he’d like to shove inside it had already been a focal point of the discussion. And now this girl was a “very good friend”. It’s like a combined symptom of his humiliation fetish and a convenient excuse to disassociate himself from his very malicious intentions with all these very young women.
 
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SmugDruggler said:
That one made me laugh too. I love watching him manipulate these stories to make himself the victim every time. “Very close friend”. Chibi, you knew her for two months and talked exclusively about vidya, dressing up as vidya characters, your problems, and weird sex fetishes. I’m not saying you can’t decide after a couple months that you have a lot in common with someone and know they’ll be a lasting friend, but he knew nothing about her. “Tried to screenshot our convos and send them to friends”. No bitch, they DID screenshot your convos and send them to KF. Conveniently left out are the part about how he thought she had been 18 for literal days, and all the weird disgusting things he did.
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Right? All he did was keep trying to push her boundaries and manipulate her to and make her uncomfortable multiple times with his weird sex shit that he kept pushing on her ("am I making you uncomfortable?" "yea" "ok we can talk about something else. do you have other fetishes though?". She changes the subject, he goes "yea that's cool, does your pussy tingle bro"?..

She had to tell him about 15 times she couldn't tell him what her cool streaming channel is because he knows who she is (which he should say "wow I know something about her" and he proceeds to pester her numerous times "but y tho?". "oh I understand, I totally wouldn't out you though" "I get having a contract but why does that mean I couldn't watch a stream?" "you don't give your number out to friends? what about boyfriend? I promise I would never leak it. i know you don't want to but I just want you to know I wouldn't"

Literally did absolutely nothing but talk about himself and cry about himself the entire time, which she pointed out and said is why people don't like talking to him, to which he responded "wow that's a good point! man I'd totally fuck you with my flaccid cock if my mom wasn't being mean to me and if I had fun at this rave I wanted to go to but like my anxiety". How can you be close friends with someone you don't know anything about lol. Weird he's never been totes besties with a guy huh? Can't even say it's because of his THICC HORNY since he's a raving bisexual and all.

And lmfao @ "send them to friends" prob the biggest lie of all

bruh what friends
 
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This one is great
I didn't really feel like I was giving you or it the chance it deserved
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Weasel wording her into the equation to make her feel bad and distract her from the superior position she put herself in in the advice statement. He doesn't want to be told "Do X and maybe Y will happen, Adam" He wants to be told "Thanks for giving me the time and privilege of speaking to you, here's my nudes from when I was 16"
 
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This one is great

Weasel wording her into the equation to make her feel bad and distract her from the superior position she put herself in in the advice statement. He doesn't want to be told "Do X and maybe Y will happen, Adam" He wants to be told "Thanks for giving me the time and privilege of speaking to you, here's my nudes from when I was 16"
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"You want to talk about your pussy"?
"no"
"Your tits?"
"no"
"You're horny right?"
"no"
"I bet you're touching yourself"
"no"
"Want to talk about fetishes"
"no"
"Ok, I feel like I wasn't really giving you the thought and chance you deserve. So what if I was fingering your tits right now?"
 
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It feels like Chibi is spreedrunning towards another break from the internet. I was hoping we'd actually get a trip to Japan arc. He didn't brag about the trip once to his e-girl so its another 'definitely moving to Florida by the end of the year'.
 
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Not that there was much doubt, but I think another thing that clinches this as a troll is that they're probably lying about being in the States. Claims to be half-Swede and living in Oklahoma but a weird sleep schedule. Now, most of the timestamps actually seem to line up with whatever time of day it is where Chibi is. So assuming they are accurate, either the troll was just always lying or maybe they really are on a weird sleep schedule -- but the other way around, so they're living in Europe up during US daytime hours.

Even if the troll is was telling the truth about that part, I'm just kind of amazed Chibi never, ever asks about it? He mentions a single time he "thinks" he hears an accent and never brings this up again. Like, I guess we don't know what happened in the phone conversations, but even very stupid people would be passingly curious about a European living in the States. And they are obviously ESL so it's not like they grew up in the States and happen to have a Swedish parent.

Just a testament to how awful and narcissistic he really is. Takes absolutely zero interest in people other than himself yet he's so fucking boring. His only interests are the outdated video games that were his substitute parents. Plus cringe and coomer/groomer tendencies. No higher thought, nothing more. Just complete arrested development. A shell of a person.

And I guess the Swedish thing itself could be a lie. I have no idea if their errors are in line with native Swedish speakers. Could be a random troll from anywhere.
 
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Sorry to doublepost, another thing I don't get.

He says something like "Wow I didn't expect you to sound like that" and "she" responds "well what were you expecting?" and Chibi unironically replies "an anime girl." I took this to mean that "she" might not have a very feminine voice. Does that mean Chibi is getting fooled by some dude just half assing it with his best attempt to sound like a woman?

But this also isn't something he says near the beginning of the leaks. I thought they had already mentioned voice calling many times before that. Am I misinterpreting something?
 
So whats the over/under on Chibi's next barely legal catfish arc? I give it under 3 months before he's found a new totally real teenage girl to sexually harass 24/7 until "she" eventually leaks his messages again. Somebody take the over and lets make this interesting.
 
i don't think he takes another break over this but even if he does i agree with the other kiwi who said this will sustain us for months. it's just so good. so much to dig into. i love this retarded nigga like you wouldn't believe :lol:
 
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So whats the over/under on Chibi's next barely legal catfish arc? I give it under 3 months before he's found a new totally real teenage girl to sexually harass 24/7 until "she" eventually leaks his messages again. Somebody take the over and lets make this interesting.
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Two months, 17 days.. By a tranny.
 
Honestly, these catfish need to learn the art of the long con. If you immediately post everything and humiliate him after such a short amount of time, then potential milk is left behind to spoil 🤨
I mean yes it’s funny as fuck but the true way of the catfish is stringing people along to extract as many lulz as you can, not getting what you want and immediately bailing. These zoomers have a long way to go.
 
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Lando Griffin said:
Chibi is my new favorite lolcow.

I hope when I die; Chibi does a mock funeral for me on Twitch too.
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You know how some people say "this song should play at my funeral"? I want Chibi's cover version of Pollyanna to play at my funeral. I also want his weird southerner friend to call up and talk about how I impacted his life while spitting green globs the whole time
 
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Esmeraude said:
Honestly, these catfish need to learn the art of the long con. If you immediately post everything and humiliate him after such a short amount of time, then potential milk is left behind to spoil 🤨
I mean yes it’s funny as fuck but the true way of the catfish is stringing people along to extract as many lulz as you can, not getting what you want and immediately bailing. These zoomers have a long way to go.
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They probably ran out of material/patience. Look at how many times they had to repeat themselves to get the most basic points across. I cant imagine Chibi is particularly enjoyable to deal with. Now imagine a horny chibi blowing up your discord DMs every few hours asking for bob and vagine
 
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