Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Tombigbee said:
The Sex book is having an anniversary I guess. Lola turned up at the party for it. I think I saw Rocco too.

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WTF is this look?

For starters, she looks like a discount bi-racial Bratz doll or something…

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Also, why is everyone getting rid of their eyebrows this year? Is it a reaction to the overdrawn eyebrow insanity that was around far too long (and looked equally as retarded), or just a general desire to look like a melted plastic alien? Someone clue me in please!
 
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Tombigbee said:
You’re making headlines! 🥰

Fans Are Calling Madonna’s Face ‘Unrecognizable’ In New Instagram Post: ‘She Looks Like A Bratz Doll’
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I can’t be the only person who noticed the comparison or said it lol I might be the only asshole that posted it on a public forum tho lol


Speaking of comparisons:


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Same energy lol

I hope Madonna and Lil Kim never collab on any “music” tho….I doubt we would recover from the visual violence that would be considered the music video
 
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"When you call my name
My kids are little bears
I've got so many needs
You need to pay your share

In the midnight hour
I think I need a shower
Need to wash my hair
My hands will make you swear

I hear your voice
It's like an incel crying
I have no choice
I go read Vice
Feels like dying

I close my eyes
Oh God I think I'm aging
Out of my prime
I'm out of time
Heaven help me

Just like a prayer,
My armpits filled with hair,
I got stung by bees,
I wanna take you there..."
 
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Unabomber Eleven said:
WTF is this look?

For starters, she looks like a discount bi-racial Bratz doll or something…

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Also, why is everyone getting rid of their eyebrows this year? Is it a reaction to the overdrawn eyebrow insanity that was around far too long (and looked equally as retarded), or just a general desire to look like a melted plastic alien? Someone clue me in please!
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I keep asking what that stupid ass line is they shave through their eyebrows on here but I never get an answer. What the fuck is that? It looks stupid as almighty fuck--exactly as stupid as this brand new special needs eyebrow bleaching just so you can look like an inbred South African reject for a Die Antwoord Tard album.
 
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Constellationzero said:
I keep asking what that stupid ass line is they shave through their eyebrows on here but I never get an answer. What the fuck is that? It looks stupid as almighty fuck--exactly as stupid as this brand new special needs eyebrow bleaching just so you can look like an inbred South African reject for a Die Antwoord Tard album.
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No clue why but a long time ago I remember someone asking some famous person about it and they said it was a terrible decision because apparently eyebrows keep the sweat from running into your eyes.
 
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Constellationzero said:
I keep asking what that stupid ass line is they shave through their eyebrows on here but I never get an answer. What the fuck is that? It looks stupid as almighty fuck--exactly as stupid as this brand new special needs eyebrow bleaching just so you can look like an inbred South African reject for a Die Antwoord Tard album.
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Isn't that a latina thing or something? I'm too lazy to look it up wasn't that something one of the women in Salt'n'Pepa did in the 90's to appear tough? It might not have been them but I remember it from some plausible negro girl band.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Isn't that a latina thing or something? I'm too lazy to look it up wasn't that something one of the women in Salt'n'Pepa did in the 90's to appear tough? It might not have been them but I remember it from some plausible negro girl band.
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They did it to look tough but also so they could draw on any eyebrow they wanted. Some would take the opposite approach and shave it then have it tattooed
 
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Fate Fan said:
They did it to look tough but also so they could draw on any eyebrow they wanted. Some would take the opposite approach and shave it then have it tattooed
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I take it as yet another instance of Masculine Appropriation, pretending that they have scars even though they don't. I haven't been able to wear high heeled shoes since the 1700's, people keep calling me a faggot. The problem is women co-opting cool man stuff and it needs to stop.
 
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