Careercow Red3blog / Brian Stuart - Angry, Bitter Trollshielding Fat "Activist" with Tons of First World Problems

[HickoryDickory]

Why can't he just shut his blubbery white mouth up? He's like first world problems and grotesque decadence personified.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Marvin]

Good man. I wanna buy this good samaritan a beer.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I think I've found someone I both hate enough to be Nichalaus Stoutzenberger's cellmate; and whose simultaneous so obnoxious I'd consider it unfair to inflict on @Leonard F. Shaner, Jr.'s illegitimate biological son.

 

[AnOminous]

I think I've found someone I both hate enough to be Nichalaus Stoutzenberger's cellmate; and whose simultaneous so obnoxious I'd consider it unfair to inflict on @Leonard F. Shaner, Jr.'s illegitimate biological son.

lol calm down

He's annoying as fuck but so far as I know he hasn't molested any children yet and doesn't show any signs of wanting to molest anything but store brand frozen pizza.

 

[*Asterisk*]

lol calm down

He's annoying as fuck but so far as I know he hasn't molested any children yet and doesn't show any signs of wanting to molest anything but store brand frozen pizza.

This isn't about logic or fairness. The more smug and irritating I find someone, the the more I want something-of-theirs tormented in retaliation.

Said punishment being disproportionate only comes about because I find greater joy in the misery of others than is healthy for me.

 

[chimpburgers]

This isn't about logic or fairness. The more smug and irritating I find someone, the the more I want something-of-theirs tormented in retaliation.

Said punishment being disproportionate only comes about because I find greater joy in the misery of others than is healthy for me.

I think redblob torments himself already. It's better to let his own hubris and ego over nothing get to him in the end.

 

[niggers]

I actually get what asterisk is saying

He's not a rapist, but he is top tier annoying. You don't need to be a criminal to be the human equivalent of a rock in my shoe.

It's just 264829 tweets a day of "food food food projection food food food projection". I'm not saying he should be beheaded, but I might smile a little bit at the funeral if it happened.

Shit I'm kinda stoned though

 

[VJ 120]

I think it's extra irritating and insulting for some asshole who makes 50k a year living in one of the whitest towns imaginable (which, does anyone have the scoop on what he does to make that kind of cash?) to act like an activist just for shitting on white cishets whenever he gets a chance. It's one thing if it's a poor, disabled black trans kid living in the hood or something getting salty about crackers, but this guy clearly has never had anything worse happen to him other than being called fat. I mean, what gives? Cape Cod not nice enough for you?

He's like the literal definition of "slacktivism".

(also, the panty-wearing is fucking creepy as hell...)

 

[Marvin]

I think it's extra irritating and insulting for some asshole who makes 50k a year living in one of the whitest towns imaginable (which, does anyone have the scoop on what he does to make that kind of cash?) to act like an activist just for shitting on white cishets whenever he gets a chance. It's one thing if it's a poor, disabled black tranny kid living in the hood or something getting salty about crackers, but this guy clearly has never had anything worse happen to him other than being called fat. I mean, what gives? Cape Cod not nice enough for you?

He's like the literal definition of "slacktivism".

(also, the panty-wearing is fucking creepy as hell...)

Oh what? Where's it say he makes $50k a year?

I'm extremely skeptical a fatty like that is showing off frozen pizzas if he makes that much money.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Oh what? Where's it say he makes $50k a year?

I'm extremely skeptical a fatty like that is showing off frozen pizzas if he makes that much money.

He loves eating garbage, remember?

 

[Marvin]

He loves eating garbage, remember?

Eh, unpersuasive.

Someone as low brow as our subject is going to need an outlet for his money. Like, does he drive expensive cars? Does he have gold plated dildos? He's gotta have something.

If all we're seeing is bottom shelf frozen pizzas and bitching, I'm curious. Because either that money doesn't exist, or it's going somewhere we haven't noticed.

 

[Hellfire]

Eh, unpersuasive.

Someone as low brow as our subject is going to need an outlet for his money. Like, does he drive expensive cars? Does he have gold plated dildos? He's gotta have something.

If all we're seeing is bottom shelf frozen pizzas and bitching, I'm curious. Because either that money doesn't exist, or it's going somewhere we haven't noticed.

He appears to be in marketing/PR possibly as a 'marketing director,' marketing for an opera house/Boston Early Music Festival.

Spoiler

 

[*Asterisk*]

I actually get what asterisk is saying

He's not a rapist, but he is top tier annoying. You don't need to be a criminal to be the human equivalent of a rock in my shoe.

It's just 264829 tweets a day of "food food food projection food food food projection". I'm not saying he should be beheaded, but I might smile a little bit at the funeral if it happened.

Shit I'm kinda stoned though

Your an elegant word-crafter, @niggers.

Better even than myself. But then again, I'm also very stoned right now.

 

[VJ 120]

Oh what? Where's it say he makes $50k a year?

I'm extremely skeptical a fatty like that is showing off frozen pizzas if he makes that much money.

Somewhere very early in the thread, there's a one-off tweet about how he's got a case of the white guilt and he mentions specifically getting 50k a year. Too lazy to sift through roughly 4 billion pages of this guy's schtick but it was brought up during a diatribe about bro-politics.

I find it interesting that he rags on those horrible white cishet men for being misogynistic dudebros when he fits the stereotype to a tee. White, fat, picky and lazy diet choices, bizarre fetishes, whiny, (pseudo) gamer with way too much free time on his hands to collect plastic garbage and bitch about oppression? I mean how much self-awareness can you lack? Other cows are at least obviously mentally deficient to a point where they physically can't recognize their own bullshit. This guy is of average intelligence but frames himself to be the only true and honest white cishet male.

 

[VORX2121]

He appears to be in marketing/PR possibly as a 'marketing director,' marketing for an opera house/Boston Early Music Festival.

Let's ask him:

Brian Stuart
Director of Marketing & Publicity
617-661-1812
brian@bemf.org

Or better yet call Brian's boss and ask her why she employs a crazy racist (it's what Brian would do):

Oh what? Where's it say he makes $50k a year?

I'm extremely skeptical a fatty like that is showing off frozen pizzas if he makes that much money.

Honestly, 50k seems about right. both as what I imagine the salary for a 'Director of Marketing' for a Boston non-profit would be, and in accord with his lifestyle. Keep in mind that this guys has no wife, kids, car etc. His expenses are rent on a crappy 1br apt, lot's of shitty food, toys and Old Navy clothes.

 

[Clown Doll]

Or better yet call Brian's boss and ask her why she employs a crazy racist (it's what Brian would do):
[Redacted]

Please don't call someone who's only tangentially connected to Brian Stuart and give them grief over stuff like this.
This site isn't a vigilante court, we're here to document and not get this person fired.

(it's what Brian would do):

Hopefully we can strive to be better than them.

 

[Hellfire]

It's pizza night.

 

[HickoryDickory]

You just know he's going to have sex with those begals while wearing ugly panties.

How does he not get punched in the face everyday?

 

[chimpburgers]

I updated the title of this thread now that we have subtitles.

Spoiler: The sperging is over 9000