Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[keytar]

Pat Tomlinson is a fat cunt and I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole, even bongs have standards innit

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Patrick S. Tomlinson is een dikke kringspiermusketier, en ik zou geen seks met hem hebben

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I think this is the only clear picture of it
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He looks like a lesbian bus driver.

 

[RedMage]

Patrick has pinned a tweet with a photo of his penis to the top of his Twitter account and gone off on a thread about being "handcuffed naked" and having "six guns pointed at his head". Obviously these are lies on top of lies, and whatever account he's whining about isn't connected to these phone calls. I don't understand it, but I might as well share. I'm sure his 50.8k followers are thrilled about seeing this.

(Also clarifying this is not a stolen image, it was used in a news report coordinated by Pat, so he was the one that chose to unleash it into the world.)

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https://archive.ph/wip/XTLTD

And he has no evidence that was the person.

It sounds like Pat really wants to keep hyping his boring story up to make it on national news but he isn't noteworthy to make it that far.

Perhaps him and Johnny Fallout should go on a date. Both of them screaming on Twitter everyday for so many hours isn't healthy

 

[Bloitzhole]

I think this is the only clear picture of it
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I showed this picture to a random female friend, assuming she would hone in on the embarassing tattoo - instead her first reaction was
"Holy shit how does he have 6 chins"

Once again: Fat.

 

[AnOminous]

Credit to "IGotATreeOnMyHouse85" on the other forum for this; evidently Fatty is suggesting that anyone critical of him who republishes the image from his security camera that was broadcast by various local news agencies in the MKE area is guilty of disseminating "revenge porn".

There is literally nothing pornographic about a penis on a fat man that is so small it makes you embarrassed even to have a Y chromosome yourself.

And he has no evidence that was the person.

And even though we do have the picture of him handcuffed naked, with every dick in Milwaukee directly pointed at his mouth, with him eagerly trying to suck every one, he didn't get a single dick in his mouth. The cops had to use all their efforts to keep this voracious cocksucker off their wangs.

 

[John_Smith]

ān fǣtt healsġebedda-cnafena ond áhniend titta biccena Pattick Tomlinson bið

Does adding the poorly drawn red circle to highlight Patso's groin area make it transformative under fair use? And Hoe-lee fuck, what a self-own to pin that particular photo.

Published author, knows how words work but does not know how copyright works. It is a principle tenant of dealing with trolls to ignore them. However, Patso's tacit of feeding his trolls, even posting the photo with the poorly drawn red circle to highlight Patso's groin area reveals his utter distain for sound advice from practically everyone. Nonetheless, no matter how stringently he claims that only he can give consent, this ecliptic collection of internet muffits called the Kiwi Farms understands fair use well enough to know better.There are no typo's in this comment.

Pasting your ex’s face over a pic of a porn star’s body has been considered revenge porn iirc. It’s being pointed at and called “Pat’s Peenie,” so the angle still works even if he’s claiming it’s not really his peenie.

Except Patso himself voluntarily released it to the public via the news program. Nudity is not pornography. Who on Earth could see anything prurient ( or in Patspeak, 'prudent') about that image? Er, don't answer that, or even think about the answer.

 

[AnOminous]

Fat Rick is not only stochastically fat, he is ontologically obese, he has a hermeneutically tiny penis, it's just so fucking small it's astounding. He has the smallest penis it is possible to have and still be considered male.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I think he's honestly just stupid and stubborn to an extreme degree. The whole "Don't let the idiots win" thing is his most fundamental creed, so much that it is pathological at this point. He can't give up, in any way. Not responding to the pests is akin to backing up and admitting defeat. Changing his number is admitting defeat. Admitting to or agreeing with literally anything the pests say is out of the question.

Most of Pat's problems in life would immediately go away if he didn't always have to get the last word. He's in tens of thousands of dollars of debt because he's too fat and dumb to just walk away from pointless internet drama

 

[AnOminous]

The main problem with Patrick Sean Hamlinson is that he is FAT.

Change my mind.

 

[keytar]

The main problem with Patrick Sean Hamlinson is that he is FAT.

Change my mind.

I see your point, but have you also considered that he is disgustingly obese, outrageously slovenly and audaciously rotund?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He looks like a lesbian bus driver.

That’s not fair, a lesbian bus driver would have a bigger penis.

 

[Mr Moonface]

White women, piggy says that you have some explaining to do.



Reminder that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a rapist:

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Patricio reflecting on his Duolingo streaks lately



Broke a streak for Thanksgiving weekend, huh? That's funny because due to the gamified competitive nature of the app, your profile activity for the past 30 days is public

you can tell by the timestamps how short a lesson is (2 or 3 minutes) in case you're not familiar

his activity for the past month in yellow:

source https://archive.fo/n3xqD

Thanksgiving was on the 24th, his "streak" was one lesson on that day. He's so self-conscious about his complete lack of educational credentials that he feels the need to lie even about his Duolingo activity hahahaha. Another day, another phony LARP with this pigga.

Probably preparing for another trip to a shithole country such as Peru is my guess.

 

[Ophelia]

Patrick S. Tomlinson is een dikke kringspiermusketier, en ik zou geen seks met hem hebben

Fat Rick is not only stochastically fat, he is ontologically obese, he has a hermeneutically tiny penis, it's just so fucking small it's astounding. He has the smallest penis it is possible to have and still be considered male.

Buck Angel points and laughs at the peanut.

Most of Pat's problems in life would immediately go away if he didn't always have to get the last word. He's in tens of thousands of dollars of debt because he's too fat and dumb to just walk away from pointless internet drama

This could be turned into a children’s book. Teach the kids to pick their battles and not be a fat pig.

White women, piggy says that you have some explaining to do.

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Wait’ll he reads what the other guy did to his ex. They cancel each other out. Shut up, Patrick.

Patricio reflecting on his Duolingo streaks lately
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Broke a streak for Thanksgiving weekend, huh? That's funny because due to the gamified competitive nature of the app, your profile activity for the past 30 days is public

You caught him trying to go viral again. Good job.

 

[Next Task]

Reminder that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a rapist:

No, he's not. Not that we have evidence for. He's just a boorish misogynist who's learned to hide it behind a veneer of lefty, troony rhetoric. You can't rape someone over Twitter.

It's like the pedo thing - sure, he's friends with a bunch, but there's no evidence that he's one himself. Considering how horrible he is and how horrible pedos are, it's not surprising that they're the only people who can stand each other's company, but I'd rather stick to the receipts. Running jokes like the pepperoni and the gaseous state of Niki's vagina are one thing, as is any and all speculation. I just prefer receipts for the more serious accusations.

Like that he's fat. Tons of receipts for that fatness.

 

[Gay Mouth]

No, he's not. Not that we have evidence for. He's just a boorish misogynist who's learned to hide it behind a veneer of lefty, troony rhetoric. You can't rape someone over Twitter.

It's like the pedo thing - sure, he's friends with a bunch, but there's no evidence that he's one himself. Considering how horrible he is and how horrible pedos are, it's not surprising that they're the only people who can stand each other's company, but I'd rather stick to the receipts. Running jokes like the pepperoni and the gaseous state of Niki's vagina are one thing, as is any and all speculation. I just prefer receipts for the more serious accusations.

Like that he's fat. Tons of receipts for that fatness.

Seconded. He is far too impotent, but more importantly, far too microscopic and far too FAT to rape. He is, however, a pedophile, you only need to incessantly tweet about your lust for childs to be one. I believe he is the number one child tweeter in the world.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I feel like Pat is like Wimp Lo from Kung Pow Enter the Fist: his parents taught him wrong as a joke.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I feel like Pat is like Wimp Lo from Kung Pow Enter the Fist: his parents taught him wrong as a joke.

I am bleeding making me the victor!
Except the closest fatrick gets to martial arts is kung pow chicken

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I am bleeding making me the victor!
Except the closest fatrick gets to martial arts is kung pow chicken

And his nipples do look like milk duds (because he is fat)