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They should just try not being fat fucks.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
- Thread starter chimpburgers
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- Dec 31, 2018
A few notes for Jake.
None of these things have happened in the United States. Like, ever. Even that time someone drew a line down the middle of the room and everyone took up sides on either side of it, mass terrorist attacks did not happen at all. Jake wants you to believe you live in the most dangerous time in American history, even more so than the Civil War, and that he personally has been the only person chronicling the entire thing for a decade. Relying purely on Twitter as a source for this information. All from like a 30 mile radius inside Connecticut.
I'm not sure what these paragraphs have to do with each other. The criminals shot up a substation to assist a robbery. This could have happened at any time anywhere, substations are not bullet proof. It's also bad criminalizing because well, doing that kinda draws attention to what you did and encourages more people than just who you planned to rob to be mad at you. (It also ignores that you might have knocked out your own power.)
Jake thinks sarcasm in a Twitter bio is not only proof of a crime but proof of a massive criminal conspiracy that has organized a bunch of random events behind the scenes into a deliberate terrorist conspiracy that only paranoids and delusionals like himself have figured out.
Only one of these people is ever regularly labeled a journalist and none of them are ever open about "their straight up neo-nazi ties" including the guy who I'm pretty sure Jake has never figured out lives in Singapore or whatever.
No notes, I just wanted to draw emphasis to a paragraph full of perfect investigative journalism.
No one has tried to send Jake any messages, not that his DMs have ever worked remember. Anyway, how's the Patreon support doing? What's that? Down another person and another five dollars?
None of these things have happened in the United States. Like, ever. Even that time someone drew a line down the middle of the room and everyone took up sides on either side of it, mass terrorist attacks did not happen at all. Jake wants you to believe you live in the most dangerous time in American history, even more so than the Civil War, and that he personally has been the only person chronicling the entire thing for a decade. Relying purely on Twitter as a source for this information. All from like a 30 mile radius inside Connecticut.
I'm not sure what these paragraphs have to do with each other. The criminals shot up a substation to assist a robbery. This could have happened at any time anywhere, substations are not bullet proof. It's also bad criminalizing because well, doing that kinda draws attention to what you did and encourages more people than just who you planned to rob to be mad at you. (It also ignores that you might have knocked out your own power.)
Jake thinks sarcasm in a Twitter bio is not only proof of a crime but proof of a massive criminal conspiracy that has organized a bunch of random events behind the scenes into a deliberate terrorist conspiracy that only paranoids and delusionals like himself have figured out.
Only one of these people is ever regularly labeled a journalist and none of them are ever open about "their straight up neo-nazi ties" including the guy who I'm pretty sure Jake has never figured out lives in Singapore or whatever.
No notes, I just wanted to draw emphasis to a paragraph full of perfect investigative journalism.
No one has tried to send Jake any messages, not that his DMs have ever worked remember. Anyway, how's the Patreon support doing? What's that? Down another person and another five dollars?
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If Jake actually cared about other people, Twitter would not be the only means he has to contact them.
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Or for that matter, if any of these people actually cared about him.
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“Help, I’m posting about how I can’t post”. This nigger really thinks people can’t find tumblr?
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“People I care deeply about” is just Jake’s clumsy attempt at emotional manipulation. “Don’t block me, because I CARE VERY DEEPLY about you!”
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"I care very deeply about you" is 100% what a neckbeard tells an emotionally vulnerable woman in a creepy couch conversation when he's trying to take the opportunity of her latest breakup or other life incident to finally make his move out of "the friend zone."
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Jake must be just about due to start whining about no-one offering him their couch/spare room.
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Basic Becky has bragged about how she has a spare room for her trans friends and how she and the cucks are rolling in cash. Surely she isn’t a narcissist liar and will buy Jake a plane ticket and give him a place to stay. She can show what a warm loving person she is by wrapping Jake up like a burrito in blankets and give him hot cocoa and feed him chili.
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Jake trying to live in any kind of housemate situation, let alone with someone so neurotic, would be hilarious.
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I would donate to his patreon if he moved into a troon house where everyone is gross and poly.
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There's another kind?
Extremely Online Troon House just needs a set of webcams and its own Patreon would make bank. You've got your allies, other troons keeping up the churn, and then the old-fashioned sideshow gawkers like us.
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Jake sounds like he's describing himself. Because only a weirdo like Jake would act like that.
I love how this fat son of a bitch is literally starving to death because he can't bring himself to click a button admitting he BROKE THE RULES.
This fat prick has pushed the gnome wailing button on literally thousands of people every day for decades.
The first time it happens to him, he completely melts down.
Eat shit, Jake, you fat faggot.
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Jake's grandma's house was sold a year ago. It looks like Rachel's sister was a co-owner.
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Property Transactions for December 31, 2021
Canterbury 514 Westminster Rd: Shimckus, Bidney G to Sanville, Nichole L & Sanville, Michael D, $322,000. Colchester 168 Standish Rd: Schwartz, Tanner F to Boutote, Darrin M & Boutote, Sonia J...
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He's also, guaranteed, gained weight since every photo we've seen of him.
Phew. Considering Jake can only project, it's reassuring to know that his feeling alienated from society and being groomed into the troon cult hasn't meant that he thinks he'll get the recognition and respect he craves (CHELSAY!) by killing a bunch of people. The very idea! After all, Jake doesn't have an online handle that is considered synonymous with incoherent gibberish at all!
One Christian lady posted somewhere that it was divine retribution for a Drag Queen Library Hour, and the terminally online left have been repeating it ever since as fact despite that being insane and the sheriff coming out and saying explicitly that wasn't the reason.
But Jake, Jake always knows the true motivations of people, as well as how they're all secretly coordinated together and organised to target him and his kind. There's a p-word that defines that view of the world, but I can't quite recall it. Paranormal? Paraffin? Paraguay? Ah, nevermind, I'm sure it doesn't apply to Jake who doesn't even have a family history of that kind of disordered thinking.
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I’d treat him like a guinea pig. Fill a room with sawdust, put food and water in every morning, clean him out once a week.
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wow, this guy is legitimately deranged. If I saw this much unhinged violence-centered rhetoric coming from some weirdo on /pol/ I'd be worried.
I guess it's good that he's clearly kind of a fat retard and could never actually pull off anything serious, plus these types of Twitter addicts would probably post "Taking my gun down to the local market to shoot ppl, wish me luck lol!" before doing anything, but unless something changes and he stops stewing he's going to be locked up in a psych ward within the next year.
Besides, isn't he supposed to be a woman? None of this constant fire and thunder talk seems very ladylike.
His transness is very odd, the only time it seems to apply is when he uses it as a device to affirm his paranoia. He seems to have absolutely zero interest in even trying to mimic stereotypes of femininity, he's just like a fat gnome dude who's convinced everyone wants to rape/murder him.
Idk, I'm sure there are women who talk this way, but I don't know any of them.
I guess it's good that he's clearly kind of a fat retard and could never actually pull off anything serious, plus these types of Twitter addicts would probably post "Taking my gun down to the local market to shoot ppl, wish me luck lol!" before doing anything, but unless something changes and he stops stewing he's going to be locked up in a psych ward within the next year.
Besides, isn't he supposed to be a woman? None of this constant fire and thunder talk seems very ladylike.
His transness is very odd, the only time it seems to apply is when he uses it as a device to affirm his paranoia. He seems to have absolutely zero interest in even trying to mimic stereotypes of femininity, he's just like a fat gnome dude who's convinced everyone wants to rape/murder him.
Idk, I'm sure there are women who talk this way, but I don't know any of them.
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He pretends to mimic them. That's where the Jessica Rabbit shit about long red tresses and big bazookas comes from, and the occasional posts about clothes he's going to order.
It's clear that he doesn't bother on a daily basis, though.
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You have to remember that Jake's experience with women is Mama Alley, talking to Chelsay and a couple others (some of whom aren't exactly the most feminine women) online a long time ago, and then reading thousands upon of thousands of troons he considers to be better women than actual women for years. Even if he wasn't massively autistic and stunted the odds of picking up on hints of femininity in speech are borderline non-existent. You can't sound "feminine" if you not only refuse to try and understand how they might think and speak differently (if you believe this to be the case) but you choose to not read any actual women.
Plus it's not like there's not violent political women Jake could read, he could read Emma Goldman or whatever. Jake deliberately chooses to read people (of many sexes) whose only argument is declaring victimhood and using that to declare any counterarguments off limits. Can you imagine Jake reading Rose Wilder Lane who wrote the Little House on the Prairie books, journalistic articles about emerging women's movements and endless libertarian-anarchist tracts on the evils of the state?
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Rose wrote about the political stuff but it was her mother - Laura Ingalls Wilder - who wrote the Little House books.