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[titty skeleton]

Lastly, what the fuck does this mean?

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...are they calling the women non-passing? And ugly? And obsessed with sexing people they can't have? How odd.

If they projected any harder they'd put movie theatres out of business, Christ almighty!

 

[AGPinochet]

They're back at shooting toward their neigbours houses
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Late, but that rifle second from the right on the bottom is disgusting. Firstly it is equipped with a Vortex UH-1 Holographic Weapon Sight (which are pieces of fucking shit compared to Eotech's) but it is also equipped with an offset chinkshit red dot. Having two non magnified optics is retarded.

 

[CIS White Droid]

Late, but that rifle second from the right on the bottom is disgusting. Firstly it is equipped with a Vortex UH-1 Holographic Weapon Sight (which are pieces of fucking shit compared to Eotech's) but it is also equipped with an offset chinkshit red dot. Having two non magnified optics is retarded.

They're gearqueers in addition to being actual queers; they just buy the most useless and shitty gear they can muster up the money for. I'm willing to bet Phil had K.I.S.S. drilled into his head in the service and has decided to rebel against it by being as pointlessly tacticool as possible. It would help explain the 5.7 obsession and duding up like he's going on a patrol in Kandahar every time he leaves the house.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

They're gearqueers in addition to being actual queers; they just buy the most useless and shitty gear they can muster up the money for. I'm willing to bet Phil had K.I.S.S. drilled into his head in the service and has decided to rebel against it by being as pointlessly tacticool as possible. It would help explain the 5.7 obsession and duding up like he's going on a patrol in Kandahar every time he leaves the house.

I also have trouble understanding why Phil of all people is so into taticool. Most ex-military dudes I meet are KISS or have the “you can get this, it’s the same but cheaper than x” mentally. I guess Phil just wants to rebel against the concepts of what a beautiful woman should be, what a man should be and what the military told him to do.

I remember when I was a teenager I wanted to buy a 5.7 but literally only because it was the “best gun” on counterstrike and I didn’t know shit about guns.

Also get fucked Phil, nigga upset that one for his 6 GFM for gibs got taken down because surprise surprise go fund me don’t want to fund unironic Civil War onAmerican soil.

GFM confirmed TERFs.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Late, but that rifle second from the right on the bottom is disgusting. Firstly it is equipped with a Vortex UH-1 Holographic Weapon Sight (which are pieces of fucking shit compared to Eotech's) but it is also equipped with an offset chinkshit red dot. Having two non magnified optics is retarded.

Uh, actually, affixing random shit to guns is a viable strategy in Call of Duty, shitlord. Not recognizing the tactical potential of "random shit that looks cool" is why you fascists lost against the people's revolutions in Southeast Asia.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

So the fuckin' tranch is 'Nam now?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

So the fuckin' tranch is 'Nam now?

Next you'll tell me technicals haven't been taking down the American fascists in the Middle East for decades. There could be a fat stupid Kevin-looking feller squeezed into the backseat of all of those.

 

[Ghostse]

I also have trouble understanding why Phil of all people is so into taticool. Most ex-military dudes I meet are KISS or have the “you can get this, it’s the same but cheaper than x” mentally. I guess Phil just wants to rebel against the concepts of what a beautiful woman should be, what a man should be and what the military told him to do.

I remember when I was a teenager I wanted to buy a 5.7 but literally only because it was the “best gun” on counterstrike and I didn’t know shit about guns.

Two kinds of ex-mil go tacticool:
The extreme over-extra moto types, and the poser-pogs.
The extreme-moto types want to get all the bells and whistles and bible-verse scopes that those officer types wouldn't let them have when they were in. They want the tricked out hoopty gun of their dreams to make all those civies at the range jelly, the gun that would have single handedly let them assassinate bin Laden if only command & the armory hadn't been such anal dicks.
Moto + Free time + ETS vacation payouts & Montgomery GI bill payments are a hell of drug, and soldiers are not known for good financial decisions at the best of times.

The poser-POGs are trying to overcompensate for living la vida fobbit during their deployments. So they see Rangers and Delta types strolling around with their cool optics and forward handles and try to emulate that. If the delta guys have an red-dot, and the ranger doorbusters had another one, they need to have both on their rifle.

Phil was a cav scout, which in general is one of the least-poggy MOSes you can have. But Cav Scouts especially are all about no unnecessary bling, because they are intended to forward operate (i.e. outside the wire) for days at a time. They dismount constantly and have to hump their 72-hour ruck every time, so they are like turbo backpackers looking to shave ounces off their gear load.
I knew a cavscout who said he'd open up his MREs and pull out heaters, toss all but one of the utensil packs, and even chuck the fucking cardboard boxes to save just that little bit of weight.

However, Phil was in Germarny. The fact we never heard about him in Iraq makes me believe he was there for the entire time, so despite being in a pretty hooah-hooah MOS. he also, despite being a Cav Scout MOS, might have a HQ bitch and stuck running copies, feeding the shredder, and answering the phone - office drone shit. If this is the case, it probably gave him POG-like envy. Though I suppose on the other hand, I believe we only have Phil's word he was a cav scout.

tl;dr- Remember the ranger in Blackhawk Down complaining about being HQ attached & only making coffee? My guess is that's Phil.

I wanted to buy a Five Seven partly for Counter Strike reasons, partly because as military gun it triggered the pantywaists, and wanted one still after looking into it because other than "Its an expensive gun that is expensive to fire because they have to import the ammo from the moon" it doesn't have a lot of down sides.

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

I wanted to buy a Five Seven partly for Counter Strike reasons, partly because as military gun it triggered the pantywaists, and wanted one still after looking into it because other than "Its an expensive gun that is expensive to fire because they have to import the ammo from the moon" it doesn't have a lot of down sides.

5.7 is great for doing 1 thing, punching through soft armor. With the current loads available I would be hesitant to use it in a self defense situation.

 

[White Devil]

The funniest thing about all the shit on their rifles is they're never going to ruck them anyway, so the weight does not matter. The worse equipment and training they have (and lets be honest, these are mentally ill men shooting at static targets at self defense ranges), the least likely they'll be able to hit passing cars from their falling part troondome.

 

[Oxyjen]

So the fuckin' tranch is 'Nam now?

I love the smell of Amhole in the morning etc

 

[HackerX]

Uh, actually, affixing random shit to guns is a viable strategy in Call of Duty, shitlord. Not recognizing the tactical potential of "random shit that looks cool" is why you fascists lost against the people's revolutions in Southeast Asia.

Yeah, it's tacticool! The most important aspect when buying anything really.

 

[Ghostse]

The funniest thing about all the shit on their rifles is they're never going to ruck them anyway, so the weight does not matter. The worse equipment and training they have (and lets be honest, these are mentally ill men shooting at static targets at self defense ranges), the least likely they'll be able to hit passing cars from their falling part troondome.

I meant more on the lines of the CavScouts I knew were EXTREMELY K.I.S.S. in gear choices, including rifle mods, from long days of knowing you are going to be hopping down from/climbing up with whatever you own and that sticks with them after they promote to civilian. Two optics is more weight and more things to bang around mounting/dismounting. OTOH I believe Cav Scouts MOS also include the crew (driver/loader/gunner) for bradleys so maybe he just never cared about gear because he was in a seat all damn day.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Yeah, it's tacticool! The most important aspect when buying anything really.

It's not like Earl's going to give them time to fire back, might as well look badass when they find your body. "Wow, if we hadn't leveled the compound with our rocket artillery he might have been able to hit me!" ("It was probably 'she', actually.")

 

[Vesperus]

I can't believe you lot are talking about weight when discussing the tranchers load out.
Have you seen them?
If the belt can carry an extra 50lbs to the "range" 30ft away, the gun can carry at least 10.

It's not like they are doing a forced march over the Rockies any time soon

 

[tokyo v2]

I can't believe you lot are talking about weight when discussing the tranchers load out.
Have you seen them?
If the belt can carry an extra 50lbs to the "range" 30ft away, the gun can carry at least 10.

It's not like they are doing a forced march over the Rockies any time soon

Looking at their physical state, they won't march anywhere except from their bed to the fridge.

 

[White Devil]

I'd like to see their 1.5 mile scores.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I'd like to see their 1.5 mile scores.

They don't have the spoons to run 0.1 miles.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

They don't have the spoons to run 0.1 miles.

Just put a ftm with some hawaiian punch and peanut butter across the yard and you'll see them rush to discipline them.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Just put a ftm with some hawaiian punch and peanut butter across the yard and you'll see them rush to discipline them.

>implying they wouldn't lift up their gun and shout, or just shout at said FtM without moving in either place.