Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

I'm so sorry Paul

Spoiler: Weimer Whining

Bonus screenshot of Paul grovelling. Fucking seethe you (alleged) monster

 

[artilleryfroth]

And in case you aren't convinced of Pat's fixation with writing inappropriate content, here's some more of his writing- erotic fiction featuring two 7th Grade girls, the fucking freak:
Hey Porsalin get making that documentary won't ya, you've got a mountain of material to work with, newbies don't wanna slog through 1310 pages love ya big guy

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Him talking about an adolescent girl’s body like that makes me feel sick.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

A crime podcast is going after piggy's pedo friend, Paul Weimer:

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Piggy gets involved, the fact that he tweeted out CP is brought up. Pat threatens to sue the guy:

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Pat's close association with many pedophiles is also a topic of discussion:

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God, the way he automatically associates any criticism of not only himself, but anyone and anything he likes, with collusion with a "criminal cyberstalking cult of obsessed sociopathic fanatic terrorists" is so insane. It seems like the person running this podcast has some context on who Pat is and what the fuck he's talking about, whether by doing research into SFWA or previous knowledge of Pat's antics. But it could have just as easily been someone who knew about the SFWA pedo allegations but not about Pat. Imagine how insane he would sound to them. To respond to allegations of pedophilia by saying any type of investigation into SFWA aids and abets a fucking gangstalking operation being carried out against Patrick Tomlinson, how much more schizoid can you get? I've seen him tell random people who call him fat on Twitter that they are going to prison for many many years child. He sounds so fucking unhinged at this point.

 

[Broadside]

Him talking about an adolescent girl’s body like that makes me feel sick.

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him? Imagine being in a community where you feel comfortable enough to write this crap.

Meanwhile Niki watches it all from the sidelines. A normal woman would have left by now

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

I just thought Pat saying his name isn't Pat and Rick could be something like Canadian South Park bit -
Your name is Pat
Don't call me Pat, Rick
Am not your Rick, stalker pr whatever lol

 

[Meat Target]

Can you really sue for defamation when no one anywhere likes you?

It's not unprecented. A judge declared that former baseball player Lenny Dykstra was such a piece of shit that it was impossible to defame him. That's a lolcow if there ever was one.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

of course a pedophile would be named Weimer. of course.

 

[Meat Target]

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him? Imagine being in a community where you feel comfortable enough to write this crap.

Meanwhile Niki watches it all from the sidelines. A normal woman would have left by now
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Niki makes me think of Susan Schofield's kids, who are too gorked out on Thorazine to have any free will.

 

[Post Reply]

Meanwhile Niki watches it all from the sidelines. A normal woman would have left by now

Wrong again, child. Watching from the sidelines in Pat's job. And cut Niki some slack. She's looking for a new couple to hook up with, but polycules don't grow on trees.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

If he'd done doughnuts there would be photos of doughnuts. This guy photographs every mindlessly trivial piece of nonsense that passes in front of his eyes, if he'd done doughnuts we'd be drowning in photos of doughnuts. There were no doughnuts.

There were doughnuts. He ate them all.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is Pat the best lolcow on this entire site, or what?

Pat is easily my favourite lolcow because he never stops, never learns, and most importantly never backs down. Even the king of perpetual fuck-ups Ethan Ralph knows when to retreat privately (even if he publicly claims to still be winning) but Pat not only refuses to yield on any front, he actively throws himself into new fuck-ups that just keep making his life worse.

Probably also helps that he's a universally unlikable prick. And fat. He's very fat.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Pat is easily my favourite lolcow because he never stops, never learns, and most importantly never backs down. Even the king of perpetual fuck-ups Ethan Ralph knows when to retreat privately (even if he publicly claims to still be winning) but Pat not only refuses to yield on any front, he actively throws himself into new fuck-ups that just keep making his life worse.

Probably also helps that he's a universally unlikable prick. And fat. He's very fat.

Hell even moviebob has known when to back down on occasion.

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him? Imagine being in a community where you feel comfortable enough to write this crap.

Imagine thinking it's okay to take nude pictures of a 10 year old girl like Paul Weimer did.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/paul-weimer-uncle-paul-weimer-princejvstin.86730/

(Note contains links to censored archives of his old imgbb account where he published these pictures of highly dubious legality.)

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Pat is easily my favourite lolcow because he never stops, never learns, and most importantly never backs down. Even the king of perpetual fuck-ups Ethan Ralph knows when to retreat privately (even if he publicly claims to still be winning) but Pat not only refuses to yield on any front, he actively throws himself into new fuck-ups that just keep making his life worse.

Probably also helps that he's a universally unlikable prick. And fat. He's very fat.

I like how he used to be more niche and only cared about by the O&A people but now more and more people are starting to take notice of him because he literally has no off button, it's honestly kind of amazing that he can argue with and seethe at people for so long without getting tired at all. His complete inability to give up might actually be a good trait if he weren't so gay, dumb and fat with bitch tits.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Hell even moviebob has known when to back down on occasion.

Exactly. I can think of at least 2 times when Blob has let slip that he is fully aware he's a fat loser and Twitter clout is his only source of pleasure, but I think Pat genuinely believes everything he says about himself, and I love it.

 

[whogoesthere]

I like how he used to be more niche and only cared about by the O&A people but now more and more people are starting to take notice of him because he literally has no off button, it's honestly kind of amazing that he can argue with and seethe at people for so long without getting tired at all. His complete inability to give up might actually be a good trait if he weren't so gay, dumb and fat with bitch tits.

Thats something newer people might no realise, Fat has always been like this. He has been doing it for years now, and if anything he is worse. He attacks everyone. Everyone is a child, and Fat must hunt the stalker childs.

 

[Maude Snew]

Hey Rick you fat dumb fuck nobody said anything about Home Depot, they said the Homo Depot ran out of fat faggots with bitch tits, no need to go harass a poor security guard. Home Depot and Homo Depot are not affiliated. One is Quasi's house until you pay him and that already has you in it.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

It's been a few pages, but this fact shouldn't be overlooked: Pat is horribly obese

 

[Dave.]

And for those new to Pat, here's just one excerpt from his writing- you're free to peruse the rest of his work to find more examples and see I'm not cherry picking. Enjoy the pronoun inserts for progressive head pats too:

The game ball went to Cha'ku for zer spectacular crunch-time catch. Ze was absolutely thrilled by the honor and cradled the ball like a newborn.
As the players changed out of their sweaty uniforms and stripped off their pads, Benson noticed his wife standing in the doorway, taking in the sights. Benson quickly shuffled her out of view. "Honey, you can't just come in the locker room."
"Why not?"
"It makes people uncomfortable."
"I'm not uncomfortable," she grinned devilishly.
"They're kids, dear."
"Awful big for kids," Theresa said. "But speaking of kids, we have to pick ours up from the airfield, remember?"
"Right!" Benson said.
"You forgot?"
"Absolutely not."
Theresa sighed. "Honestly, Bryan, what's the point of even setting a plant alert for you?"
"It must have glitched again."
"Your head must have glitched again." Theresa started moving towards the door. "C'mon, the pod's waiting for us."

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Also here's Pat getting demolished by our good friend Mike. Nice associates Pat! Not concerning at all!
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But Pat knows all about how the law works, because his lawsuits have gone so well eh? (Credit to the Pests for the screenshots)
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You know, I’m genuinely curious how this guy makes a living for himself. I refuse to believe that writing a couple books produces enough royalties to do this all day without hindrance.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

You know, I’m genuinely curious how this guy makes a living for himself. I refuse to believe that writing a couple books produces enough royalties to do this all day without hindrance.

If it can I'm definitely in the wrong line of work.