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JEWSH, FIX IT ALREADY, if possible, FFS!
 
I have heard there is some kind of Youtube 2007 nostalgia drive at the moment, does anyone know what that is about? Is it related to kino dogma?
 
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Originally made a thread for this funny story but it doesn't need a whole thread
The people who live across the street from my friend's house are an extremely liberal black family. Every wannabe thug that gets shot by the cops and makes the news will inevitably have their photo posted on a big cardboard sign in their yard, along with cries for justice, various twitter hashtags and just basically the most annoying, aggressively political stuff you can imagine. These people are pretty openly hostile to their white neighbors.

This year, they put up a big black Santa Claus blow-up thing in their yard, and the next morning it (allegedly) had run out of air and was deflated. Naturally, the black family who live there believe this was a deliberate act, a Hate Crime, perpetrated on their very own front lawn. Not that far removed from a flaming cross, am I right?

Things got funny later that day. The police showed up to my friends home and started asking him all kinds of questions. He is, obviously, a white male in his mid 20's to early 30's, so he is probably a racist terrormonger. The following is his version of the events that took place: The two cops who were interviewing him were both black and seemed to be egging him on, being rude, etc. like they were so obviously trying to find someone to blame for the nonexistent crime and just fuck his life up so they could close the case. He said he was being polite as possible and they asked if they could enter his home and "have a look around". He asked what they would be looking for and they said they wanted to look at his computer.

Uh-oh...this friend visits the website www.kiwifarms.net.

He said the tone of the conversation changed dramatically when he declined to give them permission to search his home and computer, with the cops not only amping up their rude behavior but basically flat out telling him that now, he was Suspect Number One and he definitely committed this hate crime and they would be doing "everything in their power to uncover the truth about him". Now, I wasn't there, so he could be exaggerating some things about this encounter, but I don't really think so because he doesn't usually do stuff like that.

He is upset that he now may have to retain a lawyer, but I am proud of him for doing the right thing and telling the police to stuff it until they get a warrant (one that I don't think the judge will grant, because I don't think there is even any evidence of vandalization), but how about that Black Santa, huh? lmao
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Banana Hammock said:
I genuinely want Kanye West to run for president in 2024. Not because I think he'd be a good president. I'm not  that retarded. I just think that the elections are already a show put on for us by the elites and think it'd be a fun twist to have the white nationalists voting for a black man while the progressive left try to tear him down.
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Dreams do come true.
 
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I came across a mostly naked very emaciated guy taking a marine douche in a public bathroom and my brain immediately thought of Rich Evans saying “Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiids”.
 
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I added a fold-up table extension to my living room table this week in preparation for Christmas. Used some scrap wood, leftover oak benchtop and two folding shelf brackets. Turned out great and I'm stupidly proud over my first woodworking project.
 
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Well, one of my favorite authors, Craig Alanson finished a book series, 15 books and even spin-off books, so take that, George RR Martin.
 
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Professor G. Raff said:
Recently the icon for NoScript add-on changed from being angry and fanged to looking pathetic and sad. Now I feel like it'll allow scripts to run if they call it a mean name instead of ripping their throats out. It's weird how much that slight change catches in my peripheral vision every time it appears since I just got used to it being a staple of my internet experience for many years.
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They finally realized I was right and once again changed the icon to be intimidating and not looking like it walked in on it's wife taking the black adder. Now it looks like some kind of ghoulish undead snake or something, much better for killing shitty background processes.
 
>Helping mom decorate the cristmas tree
>she decides to turn on her Alexa
>"Alexa, play pop music"
>nigger music plays
>"Alexa next"
>nigger music plays
>"ALEXA NEXT!"
>nigger music plays
>"ALEXA NEXT!"
>nigger music plays
>she gives up, and about halfway through the song she starts singing to it
>that bitch who ruined Eiffel 65's Blue (Da Ba Dee) comes on
>"OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!"

Current year music fucking sucks.
 
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Celebrate Nite said:
>Helping mom decorate the cristmas tree
>she decides to turn on her Alexa
>"Alexa, play pop music"
>nigger music plays
>"Alexa next"
>nigger music plays
>"ALEXA NEXT!"
>nigger music plays
>"ALEXA NEXT!"
>nigger music plays
>she gives up, and about halfway through the song she starts singing to it
>that bitch who ruined Eiffel 65's Blue (Da Ba Dee) comes on
>"OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!"

Current year music fucking sucks.
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>demands pop music
>shocked when it's garbage
woman moment
 
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