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I hope he does, because his wife is a gigantic, shit-caked asshole.
I kinda hope he doesn't, because that girl can definitely do better than a cucked 30 year old Peter Pan syndrome barista otoh

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I hope he does, because his wife is a gigantic, shit-caked asshole.
at least Jake is still the co-owner of a Wii U. although the Rapp Family Wii U may be rented out whenever he wants to play vidya, he technically has one.
Crying and ice cream seems to be his go to.
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surprised he's not fatter. I'm sure its coming though
I kinda hope he doesn't, because that girl can definitely do better than a cucked 30 year old Peter Pan syndrome barista otoh![]()
The cat it pretty cute, not as cute as mine, but still pretty cute.
Videos of them are strange to watch because knowing their normal dynamic you can point out all of the sad that goes on.
she can't resist pointing out the sweater is an 80's hand me down from her dad
Can we send this guy a goodwill care package? This man, while it may be his own doing, is a prisoner in his own house.
I also liked one of their twitter exchanges earlier in the thread, where she agreed with something he said but also needlessly corrected a minor video game trivia error he made. She IS the inconsiderate dude in the relationship.Choice bits are when he's told off for sassing her and he sort of whimpers and mutters a retort under his breath and when he goes to show off the gamepad and she can't resist pointing out the sweater is an 80's hand me down from her dad.
Also is it me or does she really not like his cat, that cat seems to be his long time pet but she always looks irritated when it shows up in both Honeymoon fund video and in the Wii U video
No, in Romantic Comedies, the woman at least gets the man in the end.I swear this guy is a chick. And not like a normal, real woman; No, a chick in a romantic comedy. Just spends all his time weeping and stuffing his face with ice cream.
(derpjohnson on instagram)
You know Alison will just take everything from the package to herself, right?
Drinking Soylent from a mason jar. How much more of a hipster could this guy be?View attachment 83288
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Only after fuming because her husband got a, "we feel sorry for you because of your awful wife" goodwill package.You know Alison will just take everything from the package to herself, right?
What was his maiden name?
So in other words, when he got married... he had his Johnson removed. The story checks out.Johnson, according to the presenter in this video.
I have seen pictures of the girlfriend. She is actually really good looking. He started going out with her and magically afterwards started to hit the gym and lost about 20 pounds (derpjohnson on instagram)
He had mentioned that his wife had a hard time adjusting at first (which is typical of "poly" women who want to sleep around while cucking their partners. As far as I know she's his only poly partner ever and they are exclusive an he's not fucking anyone else. And I mean, I understand why, she's really good looking and seems fun and pleasant unlike his wife who seems to really resent it.
She looks SUPER pissy in all pictures the three of them are featured. Looking at their interactions on social media she seems to be replacing the emotional connection he wanted from his wife and they don't seem to have other partners
Jake seems well on his way of sacking up, leaving his crazy messed up wife and move in with the much younger and prettier girl. Another poly success story
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