He's not your friend, he's not your e-daddy, he fucking hates 90% of the people in his Discord and audience.
One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the thread with Lord Edge.
Across the dark forum style flashed scenes from my alogging.
For each page, I noticed two sets of footprints in the shit,
One belonging to me and one to Lord Edge.
After the last page of my alogging flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the shit.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my alogging,
especially at the very dumbest and autistic times,
there was only one set of footprints.
This really troubled me, so I asked Lord Edge about it.
"Lord Edge, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the autistic and most MATI times of my alogging,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
He whispered, "lol wtf im not ur dad fag"