Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fingerboarding will never be the same.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It reminds me of Marlboro Man. It's funny that Marlboro marketed themselves for decades as Lady Cigarettes before completely reversing course. It's all so silly. How did the fact that their ads had cowboys in them make some little tobacco cylinders any more Manly than any other brand of them.

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Mild as May - When Marlboro Cigarettes were for Women - Flashbak

In the year 1927 Marlboro cigarettes started to be advertised as being "Mild as May" in an effort to attract a female audience.

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IIRC it's because it's a filtered cigarette (which supposedly stopped lung cancer so everyone wanted them) but filters were considered to be for pussies so Philip Morris had to get some big manly cowboys to advertise them.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

IIRC it's because it's a filtered cigarette (which supposedly stopped lung cancer so everyone wanted them) but filters were considered to be for pussies so Philip Morris had to get some big manly cowboys to advertise them.

Basically this, prior to the 1960's or so filtered cigs were specifically marketed as the women's brand and so when companies started trying to market filtered cigs to men they had to get rid of that stigma. Cowboys and a "smooth, cool taste" became the marketing strategy.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Never seen a more clear cut example

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

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Wow. A $40 figure you pay to...leave sitting in the warehouse? Store until you have a house to display it in ( )? Prevent someone else from having it? Brazen balls on these boys

 

[The Lawgiver]

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The Target exclusive NECA Ninja Turtles figures people want rarely ever actually make it to shelf due to employee scalper rings, this is fucking brazen as hell of a move to respond to the publics outcry and demand for wider availability of the damn things. Jesus fuck, how horrible. They aren't even like the big NECA figures either that actually warrant a 40 dollar pricetag, they're just basic ass color variants.

 

[Danone]

Never in my life did I ever thought that my 3ds would be "worth" almost double the price I bought it for.

Ok, "emulation, pc, bla bla bla", leaving that aside; this wouldn't be nowhere near as bad if consoomers didn't spend that much on old stuff.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Basically this, prior to the 1960's or so filtered cigs were specifically marketed as the women's brand and so when companies started trying to market filtered cigs to men they had to get rid of that stigma. Cowboys and a "smooth, cool taste" became the marketing strategy.

Yeah, definitely to make Marlboro the manly cigarette. In the 70s, Camel also had their own manly man, but he was a jungle exploring adventurer type, always in different wild places around the world.

I'm pretty sure it was also Marlboro that originally had red colored filter tips so ladies' lipstick would just blend in and not be noticeable and look trashy like it would smeared on the filter of other brands.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Camel also had their own manly man, but he was a jungle exploring adventurer type, always in different wild places around the world.

And then after that Camel started to market themselves as the classy upscale brand smoked by doctors and lawyers, which meant that when Marlboro came in with the rugged blue collar cowboy Camel ended up being undercut by Marlboro.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

There's a forum I used to browse that has a lot of people like this and I just don't get it
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Like I can understand buying a model or two that look nice on a shelf for decoration, but why would anyone want a shelf like this? It looks absolutely hideous. It's not even themed and has no regard for what colours go well next to others, it's literally just a mush of "things from brands I like" plastic tat, most of which looks cheap quality but probably cost $30-40

The lack of themeing is the big issue for me. When dealing with lots of little figures the trick is to make each shelf a diorama. For example, take all those pokemon figures put them on a their own shelf and position them so they look like their fighting (bonus points if you take time and effort to decorate an environment for them). Big centerpiece models like the MC head can go on top of shelves or next to the books.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

iMessenger colors are the greatest marketing psyop of our time. Really bites into the conspicious consumption market because you get outed every time you try to message someone who gives a shit about the effect your phone has on your social standing.

To be fair, they are kind of important, because imessages uses internet data and thus is free, while SMS do cost money on many plans

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

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If I wanted to waste my money on something that won't be delivered, I'll just try buying a current gen game console on Wal-Mart's website.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Shit like this is how high fashion brands make most of their money. The vast majority of people will never afford spending thousands on a dress or a suit from these companies, but many people are willing to spend $100-500 on small designer items (belts, scarves, sunglasses, wallets, makeup, perfume, knickknacks like this) that let them buy into the fantasy of being able to afford designer labels.

It’s always amazing to watch when people simply assume things, and then, boldly and with a lot of confidence, elaborate on what they just assumed, presenting it as fact. Let’s not be redditors, please.

For example Versace, their Accessoires are only around 30% of sales, and those have a way smaller margin than the more expensive pieces.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

All the people discussing cigarettes mades me wonder if there's any cigarette consoomers out there. Just scratching the surface, apparently there's an entire ecosystem of reviewers who post cigarette reviews on Youtube. And one of them died of lung cancer lol.

 

[NoReturn]

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Wow. A $40 figure you pay to...leave sitting in the warehouse? Store until you have a house to display it in ( )? Prevent someone else from having it? Brazen balls on these boys

Reminds me of that image that was going around of the two silver bars that were for sale on some website where the physical bars were out of stock, but the exact same bar was available "in storage". They just couldn't send it to you; don't worry, it totally exists, trust me bro.

 

[56 others]

To be fair, they are kind of important, because imessages uses internet data and thus is free, while SMS do cost money on many plans

I havent seen a plan charge for sms in a decade. Sms was unlimited since data became a thing in the states

 

[Yaks]

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This started with the original Star Wars toys I'm pretty sure.

For those that don't know, due to a lot of corporate and hollywood bullshittery the toys were not available when the movie went to theaters. To get them extra time, they sold these cardboard boxes and promised you'd totally get the toys later in the mail when they were done. They didn't even know what the toys would look like.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I havent seen a plan charge for sms in a decade. Sms was unlimited since data became a thing in the states

Europoors stay losing lol. SMS is a terrible standard though, unencrypted and easily spoofable. It makes sense to differentiate between those and iMessages, not that normies would care about privacy

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

NIGGERS HOLD THE FUCK UP:
IS THIS @CIA Nigger ???

 

[Yaks]

Wait isn't soylent the same company ran by a bunch of mouth breathers in a warehouse that poisoned people with their nutrition bars, had mouldy products, and rat droppings in their powders?