Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[lrresistable]

Trannies and 2a nuts are two in the same. I've never understood the logic with these kinda statements. People are crazy obviously guns don't just go kill people. But at some point you gotta realize your not exactly doing children any favors. Keffals and co may very well wanna abuse children. But the score like 1000-1 when it comes to 2a nuts vs kids and troons vs kids. Again not saying there's anything wrong with guns but it's crazy to sit here, in this thread ecscpailly and pretend like that guns regardless of whose hands there in dont pose a greater risk to school aged children that trannies ever will. As unfortunate as that may be for some to hear in America it's the reality.


400+ kids under the age of 10 have been killed this year alone by guns. 1500+ under 18. Troons aren't abusing kids in those numbers. Idk It's very contradictory. Your line of thinking is fine tho for the most part. Your right that maybe people like keffals shouldn't have firearms.
It's just at some point you gotta realize what you advocate for unintentianly or not Kills kids. The same way what she advocates for, abuses kids.

If you argue that not all 2a proponents are that way.

Why the fuck couldn't the troons do the same with their advocacy?

2 sides of the same shit coin.

My negroid, this is not an apt comparison. School shootings are extreme rare incidents plastered to the front page and the #1 media broadcast story any time it happens.

You have a heighted increase and awareness per capita of it happening due to the extensive coverage. Comparing it to the school-to-troon ideological pipeline doesn't make sense to me. Trust me, as someone living in a liberal shithole with no 2nd amendment, barely able to protect yourself by law from would-be victimizers, do not be so eager to trample on your rights.

One of the only things keeping your government in check from turning into a complete China/Russia dystopian hellhole is the unsaid tacit threat at your disposal. It is implicit and never stated. You know, the one where it ends in full French Revolution, and deposing of the current regime. Implicitly 2a exists to guard against Orwell's written works.

School shootings are evidence of a sick society and rotting culture. Mental illness and fucked up people. These dead kids are being laid at the feet of American people with an agenda. I'm sure most people who advocate this are kind hearts with good intentions, viewing guns as disgusting byproducts that lead to dead children.

The problem is they protect you from something worse. The despots of the 20th century should've taught everyone this a million times over. Erosion of rights is fucking easy. It wasn't the McDonald's corporation committing mass genocides. The government is meant to protect you, but you need to be able to protect yourself if they start coming for human rights instead of upholding them.

 

[Kees H]

I got a Twitch notification Lucas was live. Opened his stream, knowing I would get AIDS from it, but still couldn't resist. And I was greeted with this fucking intro... clipped a short part of it and the audio is fucked up, it's some gay ass theme song one of his faggot fans made, couldn't be bothered to fix it. If you really need to know, it's on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CwYNpo9h3c

Don't watch the clip below if you don't want to get pozloaded like I did.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Also yeah, I'm now going to have to agree with others, Keffals has noticeably put on weight, this outfit makes it a lot more obvious. Also that shirt feels like something his doppelganger Jadyn would wear who I'm now posting for comparison as they were usually considered to be like Keffals but heavier, the weight difference has disappeared. Jadyn has better hygiene and actually washes their hair though, not dry shampoo like Keffals swears by.

You know what would be funny? Drawings of fat Keffals.

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals just said on stream: "We're going to have to start Catfishing Republicans, and then blackmail them" around 2 hours 30 into the raw stream.

In personal hygiene news, Keffals is wearing the same shirt 2 days in a row and is currently streaming to 300 people.

[A]

 

[PaladinBoo]

Keffals just said on stream: "We're going to have to start Catfishing Republicans, and then blackmail them" around 2 hours 30 into the raw stream.

In personal hygiene news, Keffals is wearing the same shirt 2 days in a row and is currently streaming to 300 people.
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Yeah Lucas, I am sure you will be able to successfully catfish a Republican man given that you tweet and write like a 15 year old basement dwelling, incel loser who spends all his days on 4Chan. Even the most socially inept man with no experience with women can tell that you are a man based on the way you write. You may be able to trick your coom brained tranny loser followers but not most men Luke the Puke.
Also, change your outfit you unhygienic hobgoblin. Most real women don't wear the same outfit everyday but you know who does? Gross basement dwelling incel losers.

 

[Strangolapreti]

You know what would be funny? Drawings of fat Keffals.

Give me a "good" photo and I may try sketching it tomorrow.

 

[F13 Key]

Tuned in to Keffals' latest stream for a couple of minutes and heard this gem. Russia expert Keffals and his guest enny try and fail to figure out what that battle in Berlin was called where they got Hitler to kill himself. Was it the battle of... Stalingrad?

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Spoiler

Narrator: It was the Battle of Berlin.

Also, an illustration for my American friends who might not be familiar with the location of Stalingrad (now called Volgograd) in relation to Berlin.

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I remember watching a stream where he was going to talk about indigenous issues and blood quantum, then was talking about how he'd been to the reserve near him. He named it, except the one he named was one about 150km away in another county entirely. Someone in his chat corrected it and pointed out the correct one right outside London. My guess is he's never been anywhere near one in his life. Whatever opinion you have on indigenous people, as a Canadian politician you're expected to have a clear understanding of their core issues and the tribes in your electoral riding.

He's completely ignorant about almost all of the issues he talks about. React streamers are pretty low hanging fruit as streamers go, but you're at a minimum expected to have a basic understanding of issues in order to react to them accurately and not spread disinformation.

 

[Kees H]

Keffals just said on stream: "We're going to have to start Catfishing Republicans, and then blackmail them" around 2 hours 30 into the raw stream.

Yeah, that will work. It's not like the average non-cucked pozloaded human will recognise his friends as male, and not female. I know he's trying to be funny and edgy, but still. Lucas, you will never be a women, and you will never be able to pull a male that is not pozloaded with your pro trans bullshit.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Keffals just said on stream: "We're going to have to start Catfishing Republicans, and then blackmail them" around 2 hours 30 into the raw stream.

In personal hygiene news, Keffals is wearing the same shirt 2 days in a row and is currently streaming to 300 people.
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im sure no issues will come from trans people pretending to not be trans and using it against people. nope never.
i swear keffals has the same energy as if a gay guy was like "hey we should go to a bar and get straight guys as drunk as possible till they sleep with us then threaten to tell their wives" only to later be confused as to why so many bars dont want gay men in them to the point that gay specific bars need to exist.

 

[PaladinBoo]

im sure no issues will come from trans people pretending to not be trans and using it against people. nope never.
i swear keffals has the same energy as if a gay guy was like "hey we should go to a bar and get straight guys as drunk as possible till they sleep with us then threaten to tell their wives" only to later be confused as to why so many bars dont want gay men in them to the point that gay specific bars need to exist.

As several people on both Twitter and YouTube have stated, Lucas and his brain dead followers have done more to damage the trans rights movement then the biggest bible thumping Republican ever could. For that I applaud dear Fat Luke. The more people like Luke the Puke help people reach peak trans the more people will tell him and his ilk to fuck off and demand laws to be put in place to protect them and their children from obvious pedophiles like Fatass Lucas.

 

[AnOminous]

Keffals just said on stream: "We're going to have to start Catfishing Republicans, and then blackmail them" around 2 hours 30 into the raw stream.

Like he'd stand a chance without showering first.

As several people on both Twitter and YouTube have stated, Lucas and his brain dead followers have done more to damage the trans rights movement then the biggest bible thumping Republican ever could.

Luke and his repulsive allies have done for troons what the Phelps family did for homophobia, made it staggeringly uncool.

 

[stillgay]

By time I tried to open this tweet it was deleted

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Keffals did a steam with some guy named Matt Binder.

https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1601757166356295680

I tried to get through but tapped after ten minutes. They assert quite vehemently that the twitter files really are not a big deal. I was going to try to find some lolcow or other tidbits of interest but I just could not take much of it all.

If anyone cares to try, I just ask you use an adblocker, to deny both youtube and Keffals any monetization.

Elon Musk messed up

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[PaladinBoo]

It is so funny to me how Lucas so desperately wants to be the next PewDiePie and Mr. Beast. This fat fuck has so many accounts like @KeffalsMemes or @KeffalsMoments and on and on which all center on him trying to make himself be the next big thing. The fat fuck is even trying to shill products similar to PewDiePie and Mr. Beast like his shitty t-shirts. Since I know that you are reading this Lucas, let me list the things that make Pews and Beast popular and you a pathetic clout chaser fat pig.

1. Both men are business savvy and intelligent. Both Pews and Beast own their own businesses.
2. Both men are charismatic and can keep the audience's attention.
3. Both men are quite likable and have a sunny outlook on life.
4. Both men would never stoop so low as to whore for attention on Twitter.
5. Both men would never send their HRT brain rotted followers to attack random people who displease them.
6. Both are not fat.
7. Both men have some form of humility.
8. Both aren't sexist fat pigs like you.
9. Both are not pedophiles who get off "pink pilling" young boys' like you.
10. Both men didn't cut off their dick and balls and make embarrassing fart porn like you did.

You will never be the next PewDiePie or Mr. Beast Lucas. You will always be a fat, dickless loser whose only viewers are pathetic, coom brained, faggot, incels like you. The only thing of yours that will grow Lucas is your waistline.

 

[A Sunset]

It is so funny to me how Lucas so desperately wants to be the next PewDiePie and Mr. Beast. This fat fuck has so many accounts like @KeffalsMemes or @KeffalsMoments and on and on which all center on him trying to make himself be the next big thing. The fat fuck is even trying to shill products similar to PewDiePie and Mr. Beast like his shitty t-shirts. Since I know that you are reading this Lucas, let me list the things that make Pews and Beast popular and you a pathetic clout chaser fat pig.

1. Both men are business savvy and intelligent. Both Pews and Beast own their own businesses.
2. Both men are charismatic and can keep the audience attention.
3. Both men are quite likable and don't whore for attention on Twitter and have their HRT brain rotted followers attack random people who displease them.
4. Both are not fat.
5. Both aren't sexist fat pigs like you.
6. Both are not pedophiles who get off "pink pilling" young boys' like you.
7. Both men didn't cut off their balls and make embarrassing fart porn.

You will never be the next PewDiePie or Mr. Beast Lucas. You will always be a fat, dickless loser whose only viewers are pathetic, coom brained faggot, incels like you. The only thing on yours that will grow Lucas is your waistline.

Keffals is too fat and boring to be Mr. Beast or Pewdiepie. The only thing Keffals is successful at is gaining weight, particularly around his fat-ass face, at an exponential rate.

Keffals is a boring failure that tried to take down Kiwi Farms, and utterly failed. Every one hates him because he’s unlikable and sucks. He can’t even make fart porn right. He will never accomplish anything in his life as a token eunuch, and will likely self-sunset in a few years like most of the dickless perverts he surrounds himself with - but not before sucking up the tax money of the Canadian working class to fund his fast-food consumption, since naturally he’ll be on the dole soon enough despite his 100k scammed from underage mentally-ill children.

 

[Jack Awful]

By time I tried to open this tweet it was deleted
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I have, but maybe that's just Keffals's guilty conscience.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

I got a Twitch notification Lucas was live. Opened his stream, knowing I would get AIDS from it, but still couldn't resist. And I was greeted with this fucking intro... clipped a short part of it and the audio is fucked up, it's some gay ass theme song one of his faggot fans made, couldn't be bothered to fix it. If you really need to know, it's on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CwYNpo9h3c

Don't watch the clip below if you don't want to get pozloaded like I did.

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At a certain point you really have to ask, who is this for? At one point we were hearing (on the H3 podcast no less) Keffals claim that the streams were meant to be a safe and inclusive space for trans youths. Are people really supposed to believe that this individual should be heralded as an advocate for trans youths? It would be one thing if this was just some clip taken out of context, but apparently this is the stream intro.

 

[Sprate Header]

At a certain point you really have to ask, who is this for? At one point we were hearing (on the H3 podcast no less) Keffals claim that the streams were meant to be a safe and inclusive space for trans youths. Are people really supposed to believe that this individual should be heralded as an advocate for trans youths? It would be one thing if this was just some clip taken out of context, but apparently this is the stream intro.

Reminder that Lucas's own definition for grooming is minors + hypersexualized environments.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Reminder that Lucas's own definition for grooming is minors + hypersexualized environments.
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The champion of trans youth ladies and gentlemen! Then again the LGBTQ community greatest champion was Harvey Milk so Lucas does fit right in.

 

[A huge plate of beans]

Being a Cuckold - Watching/allowing/encouraging someone else to have something of a sexual nature done to them while you watch from afar.

Pinkpilling/CatBoy Ranch - Watching/allowing/encouraging someone else to have something of a sexual nature done to them while you watch from afar.


Nobody could have seen this coming