Adam (
@Perspicacity) my kang, thou have performed marvelously so far! But not even by the side of an Antediluvian King, you will able to slay for good that mythical beast, created in the deepest pit of the Grift. The Retarded Phoenix will eventually rise once more from the grave. For that thing to be destroyed once and for all, you will need to do it in the past and the future simultaneously.
The fact that you have been in the right path (what will be revealed here will prove it) shows that you are The Chosen One. For you to succeed you shall wield hidden in plain sight lore weapons provided by Anal Vape and lil. Andy Junior, a present from the past and future. I shall provide you hints and if you really are The Chosen One you shall be able to obtain them. Lets starts your magical journey...
Lets go back all the way to Warski's infamous nipple burning stream. Pay attention to the people yelling in the background, you will listen to Diogenes (later known as cryogenes), Tonka and Warski's former cohost, Anal Vape in the flesh. The nipple burning was a distraction set by the gods of the Grift, listen to the spergs. After this stream Warski exiled Anal Vape (Javin Zavala), the reason? This was a setup to allow Tonka confront Anal Vape because there was evidence of Javin soliciting nudes to minors in discord.
Exposed as a pedophile in one of the best known Warski streams, Anal Vape planned his revenge against his former master, a mighty sword memory holed by the collective under the influence of the Grift, a popularity contest which he would never win against some of the biggest names back in the stream.me era. With his last breath, before becoming the twitch tranny known as Ooze Pop, Javin cursed that blade. Behold mortal, the legenday Warski pedo snapchats, granted to Anal Vape by the minor Warski was sexting:
"But they were proven fake?" This might be the first thing to come to your mind, but where they really? Trickery of the Grift, connect the dots Adam and claim this sword. One of the avatars of the Grift, the Gunt, might guide you.
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By trickery of the Grift, lil Andy Jr. sword should be easier to obtain, but will be way more challenging even if hidden on plain sight. For those who have studied the Retarded Phoenix, it is a well known fact that this retard tends to go against his word and leak secrets publicly way before it was agreed upon, as a desperate attempt to grift from them (specially notorious are his pedophile enabling stream and Kraut's second discord doxing server stream). But there is a less known deeper layer to his stupidity, while under pressure and trying to hide a secret that could fuck him really bad, he will actually lowkey reveal it. Adam you were so close, to spot this pattern of behavior. Try listening to this again:
Adam, with this revelation in your mind, you should be immune to the Grift's darkness mantle. Use your newly awoken senses and listen once more to Warski's ramble on abortion, there lil Andy Jr. blessed sword is hidden. Ask yourself, how did Warski managed to convince a God fearing woman to murder her own flesh? Ignore his blatant lie and pay attention to the moment he is the most angry, lil Andy Jr.'s blade will be revealed then!
The curse of the Retarded Phoenix is his own immortality.
A never growing man-child who recurrently uses self-victimization to justify the lowest of crimes, pedophilia and infanticide.
Yet, his immortality and victim card are one and the same.
