Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[W00K #17]

So, he can watch the Christmas Carol every year and still not understand the moral of the story, or Tiny Tim as a character? What does he even like about the story? The fact it has ghosts? The fact it is good and pure, and can therefore be defiled?

I was thinking about this exact thing earlier today.

The whole message of Christmas Carol is to be more introspective, to really look deep within ones self and try to reflect on yourself and the life you're leading. And that it's never too late to change when you don't like what you see.

Patrick doesn't realize it, but he IS Scrooge.

But he's just Scroogey enough he'll never realize it. And he'll never be capable of introspection or changing himself for the better.

What's even sadder is how on the nose Christmas Carol is, it's literally a message so lacking subtlety that children are capable of picking up on it and reflecting on themselves and it's moral. Only a narcissistic personality as fat as Pat's could be blind to it.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

How many times he stated "he's asking the questions now"? I think we might need a counter.

I'm sure he thinks it comes off as badass and dramatic but all it's really showing is how desperate he is to regain control and failing.

 

[Pargon]

How many times he stated "he's asking the questions now"? I think we might need a counter.

I'm sure he thinks it comes off as badass and dramatic but all it's really showing is how desperate he is to regain control and failing.

It’s his only method of argument: shouting down or otherwise silencing the other side. I listened to the Josiah reveal call the other day and was astonished how many times he said that the troll should stop talking, using the same three stock phrases, verbatim, over and over. He doesn’t understand presenting facts or even ridicule. He seems to genuinely believe that his tough guy facade ought to be enough to cow whoever he’s speaking to, even and especially over the Internet.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

How many times he stated "he's asking the questions now"? I think we might need a counter.

The only question he should be asking is "Why can't I put this fork down?"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'm not sure whart this is supposed to mean but I think Pat has been watching too many Bond movies.

It's a real thing. It's called the Kessler Syndrome or Kessler Effect. Fatrick heard some of his sci-fi friends talking about it and skimmed the wikipedia page.

Kessler syndrome - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Kessler Syndrome and the space debris problem

This feared space-junk cascade called Kessler Syndrome may have already begun.

www.space.com

For a short description, here's the first paragraph

The Kessler Syndrome is a phenomenon in which the amount of junk in orbit around Earth reaches a point where it just creates more and more space debris, causing big problems for satellites, astronauts and mission planners.

There's speculation that it's already happening but because Fatrick doesn't like Elon, it's clearly Elon's fault even. Piggy just wants to impress randos on twitter by talking about what little science he's heard about.

 

[AnOminous]

How many times he stated "he's asking the questions now"? I think we might need a counter.

My favorite is when he tells people they don't have permission to call him Pat as if anyone gives a single shit what this fat bastard wants.

 

[Xe-Hulk: Atrooney at Law]

There's speculation that it's already happening but because Fatrick doesn't like Elon, it's clearly Elon's fault even. Piggy just wants to impress randos on twitter by talking about what little science he's heard about.

It's also especially funny because one of Elon's big successful ventures was SpaceX, which had the goal of cutting down on the waste produced by space travel. Maybe Fatty needs another "users have added more context".

 

[Broadside]

He's hemorrhaging followers. Apparently defending pedophilia isn't too popular with his dimwitted followers. Here are the caps:

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1.2 GPA

Where'd you plagiarise this analysis from, Pat? It's lowbrow, low resolution garbage regardless. Oh, other legacy manufacturers are moving to EVs? Do they have the status capital a Tesla has? Not by a long shot. Teslas will always lead the market. But why exactly do you care about $TSLA so much if you don't hold shares in it?

Here's my financial advice: every time Pat disparages a stock, buy it. Every time he praises a company, short it. Pat was insisting Musk was never going to buy Twitter, btw.

You are not going to magically turn your luck around and become CNN's next pundit by rage tweeting, Piggy. You are going to be exposed and mentioned on a popular true crime podcast as a pedophile defender and there is nothing you can do about it.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Too bad Fatrick won't ever break the law, i would LOVE to see him in something akin to a trial. There is no way this man would not represent himself given the chance.

I do believe he is retarded enough to break the law but he is also too cucked, buck broken and lacks any semblance of balls to ever get in trouble.

I fully believe a trial with Patrick S. Tomlinson in the lead role would as entertaining as the Darrell Brooks one.

Addendum: Is he writing anything other than Tweets? I don't get where he gets money to do anything.

 

[lolwatagain]

He's found the Obscura podcast guy's personal twitter account:

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The fat pedophile threatens Justin again with a lawsuit:

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Does Fatrick have a fetish for owing people massive amounts in attorneys fees? Is the tens of thousands he owes Quasi not enough?

I can't believe old Rick has a findom fetish along with his Pringle Can cuckoldry fetish.

Too bad Fatrick won't ever break the law, i would LOVE to see him in something akin to a trial. There is no way this man would not represent himself given the chance.

I do believe he is retarded enough to break the law but he is also too cucked, buck broken and lacks any semblance of balls to ever get in trouble.

I fully believe a trial with Patrick S. Tomlinson as the lead role would as entertaining as the Darrell Brooks one.

Those missing black children will never get justice.

 

[Broadside]

Too bad Fatrick won't ever break the law, i would LOVE to see him in something akin to a trial. There is no way this man would not represent himself given the chance.

I do believe he is retarded enough to break the law but he is also too cucked, buck broken and lacks any semblance of balls to ever get in trouble.

I fully believe a trial with Patrick S. Tomlinson as the lead role would as entertaining as the Darrell Brooks one.

Imagine if it was televised

 

[SpiceyHuman]

In addition to ODD (which I think was an excellent diagnosis) I think that Paranoid Personality Disorder should be considered for Fatrick:

Paranoid Personality Disorder (PPD) - Psychiatric Disorders - Merck Manuals Professional Edition

Paranoid Personality Disorder (PPD) - Etiology, pathophysiology, symptoms, signs, diagnosis & prognosis from the Merck Manuals - Medical Professional Version.

www.merckmanuals.com

Another consideration is Delusional Disorder: Persecutory Type:

https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/292991-overview#a2

I'd argue he clearly meets the diagnostic criteria of both disorders quite easily.

I think we can all agree the man has some sort of binge-eating non-purgative eating disorder as well, simply judging by his immense girth.

 

[Nick Gars]

He's found the Obscura podcast guy's personal twitter account:

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The fat pedophile threatens Justin again with a lawsuit:

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Just started listening to this podcast, and now Fatricks going to get his ass slapped by the very same.

I love synchronicity.

Gotta love how Justin brings up a very good point, and all Fattits can say in response is: "I don't give a shit about pedophiles, I care about the STALKER CHILDREN stalking me, child." Such a good look, Pork Squeeler, now fucking pay Quasi.

 

[JustStopDude]

Too bad Fatrick won't ever break the law, i would LOVE to see him in something akin to a trial. There is no way this man would not represent himself given the chance.

I do believe he is retarded enough to break the law but he is also too cucked, buck broken and lacks any semblance of balls to ever get in trouble.

I fully believe a trial with Patrick S. Tomlinson in the lead role would as entertaining as the Darrell Brooks one.

Addendum: Is he writing anything other than Tweets? I don't get where he gets money to do anything.

He has been in traffic court and also his attempt at getting a restraining order or whatever from the drunk polack.

As I recall, his traffic case was recorded. I think it's somewhere in the thread.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

My favorite is when he tells people they don't have permission to call him Pat as if anyone gives a single shit what this fat bastard wants.

As newcomer to this thread can you please explain to me mr ominous if Patrick Tomlinson is in fact fat?

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Is this defending of the SFWA over their pedophile members another odd symptom of his self hatred

Its just his childish cuntiness. The podcast guy wants him to disavow the pedophile so Pat can't help himself and has to dig in and refuse to do it. I don't think it's a conscious choice. Its the same compulsion that makes it impossible for him to not respond to every single troll message. I'm sure his wife, the police, his lawyer and everyone else he talks to about his atalkers has told him to just ignore them and stop responding. But he knows better than everyone else and won't listen. Its a cliche thing to say, but he actually is his own worst enemy. He's really stupid but he thinks he's really smart. He's the living embodiment of dunning-kruger.

 

[TyrasGuard]

He has been in traffic court and also his attempt at getting a restraining order or whatever from the drunk polack.

As I recall, his traffic case was recorded. I think it's somewhere in the thread.

If the traffic case was recorded, i can't recall ever listening to it. I do remember the drunk guy confrontation and, to me, it was a snippet of something that could be amazing. He even asked the judge how he could appeal in his laughable British accent.

By the way, is he being bankrolled by his wife or something? I can't imagine Patrick working in, well, any kind of work environment without someone calling him a faggot.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He has been in traffic court and also his attempt at getting a restraining order or whatever from the drunk polack.

As I recall, his traffic case was recorded. I think it's somewhere in the thread.

Oh wait, wrong vid. My mistake. The traffic court clip is definitely one of my top 5 Patposting moments:

For anyone wondering, Liz Clarke was one of Pat's very first defenders when he was found by the OnASubreddit way back in 2018.

 

[Post Reply]

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Fixed that for you, Patrick. It sounds like he's bulking up for the winter. Someone better check the local orphanages to see if a rotund mystery man has been adopting a new child every week.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Patrick huffs copium like he eats food, which is why there's a critical shortage of copium and black children.