Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Little known fact: When Fat Rick's ancestors immigrated to 'Murrica they changed their name to Tomlinson. Used to be O'Bese. He comes from a long family line of the O'Bese.

 

[FinnSven]

Oh man what a ride! I’ve been listening to Obscura for ages. It’s a good podcast if you like true crime. It seems a atalker messaged Justin from Obscura a link to Piggys thread after he got childed for reacting to a racist message sent to him by a rascal. Pat has absolutely no people skills, like at all. Justin is a pretty chill dude and would generally just apologise and move on but like most of us, getting a Patrick special response after responding to a horrible message on your website, Pat just makes it so easy to understand why he’s getting this treatment.

The thing is, Justin from Obscura has a particular hatred for child abusers. He has some kind of horrific history himself with CSA or abuse and he is absolutely enraged by it. This isn’t an act by someone fucking with Pat. He will salt the earth of SFWA if he finds pedo bullshit there which he will, I’m so intrigued for the next moves.

Pat can’t stop this, no matter how hard he oinks and follows him around twitter.

Sooner or later this will be Fat’s undoing.
He can’t help picking fights with people, mostly he tries something legal or litigation, and fails, but twice that we know of he ran like a little bit…..real life tough guy, when physical violence was at stake.

Pringles Can John said something about hearing threats oinked in his direction, only for Fatrick to run and hide whenever PCJ was in town.

That guy who showed up at Hooligans, Fatrick hid and involved the cops.

If this podcast and fallout don’t destroy him utterly, at some point he will pick a twitter fight with someone who will just figure out where he will be at what time and come and kick his arse before having a chance to run or phone the cops.

He drinks sat at a bar staring at his laptop. No way to get fair warning if a random guy comes in and glasses him in the back of the head.

Before this is quoted as fedposting or whatever, this is hypothetical, but a real possibility. Having worked in a shitty bar or two I have seen fights start, end and the perpetrator flee before anyone has a chance to react.

No matter how hard or real life tough guy you are, a bottle to the back of the head will drop anyone like a sack of shit. Especially if you are seven beers in staring at your crap laptop.

 

[Meat Target]

He drinks sat at a bar staring at his laptop. No way to get fair warning if a random guy comes in and glasses him in the back of the head.

Before this is quoted as fedposting or whatever, this is hypothetical, but a real possibility. Having worked in a shitty bar or two I have seen fights start, end and the perpetrator flee before anyone has a chance to react.

Yeah, but who even would waste their time doing it to Fat?

And Hooligans isn't a shitkicker bar (despite how Pat tries to portray it). It's basically an Applebee's.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Alright so I'll admit I'm in over my depth here. There's a lot of thread here, and though I've browsed the highlights, I can't honestly say I've seen everything that ole' Patty Rick has been up to.

But as far as I'm gathering, and correct me if I'm wrong here: I take it that Patrick is fat, a failed author, fat, calls everyone "child", is fat, grinds little black boys into pepperoni in his basement, and is fat? Please let me know if I missed anything.

 

[Table Country]

Alright so I'll admit I'm in over my depth here. There's a lot of thread here, and though I've browsed the highlights, I can't honestly say I've seen everything that ole' Patty Rick has been up to.

But as far as I'm gathering, and correct me if I'm wrong here: I take it that Patrick is fat, a failed author, fat, calls everyone "child", is fat, grinds little black boys into pepperoni in his basement, and is fat? Please let me know if I missed anything.

You forgot to mention that he's fat.

 

[AnOminous]

And Hooligans isn't a shitkicker bar (despite how Pat tries to portray it). It's basically an Applebee's.

That makes it even more pathetic for "real life tough guy" Rick to hang out writing there just to show off in front of the other normies with his retarded "this machine kills fascists" laptop like he's some big rebel. Apparently it might have been a neighborhood dive bar at some point (some reviews suggest that) but it's now basically a normie bar riding on its name.

In any event, eating and drinking there every night is something Fatty can't afford on his insurance agent income, which I can't believe for a minute he's actually good at with his nonexistent people skills. You can't just child people into a big ticket item like life insurance by insulting them.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Alright so I'll admit I'm in over my depth here. There's a lot of thread here, and though I've browsed the highlights, I can't honestly say I've seen everything that ole' Patty Rick has been up to.

But as far as I'm gathering, and correct me if I'm wrong here: I take it that Patrick is fat, a failed author, fat, calls everyone "child", is fat, grinds little black boys into pepperoni in his basement, and is fat? Please let me know if I missed anything.

You forgot "incredibly fucking stupid".

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah, but who even would waste their time doing it to Fat?

And Hooligans isn't a shitkicker bar (despite how Pat tries to portray it). It's basically an Applebee's.

All the more reason someone could strike without warning.
A shitkicker bar, the security and bartenders are going to be more alert.
Hooligans, they may have never seen it.
Just cause the regular patrons don’t have a regular kick off or occasional pool cue brawl, doesn’t mean it’s impossible for a random to walk in and punch someone.

What I am saying is so far fat has just picked on people who regard him as a joke and think it’s funny to get him to oink on twitter.

He might not, but he could pick on some fucking weirdo with a screw loose and not much else going on.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Someone somewhere has obviously "got" to Fats McGee and hammed something through his thick skull; he seems trainable enough to realize he should only oink on twitter because that's not causing him actual real problems; and there are cows much more litigant than Lackdick O'Bese here (though none of them have received a judgment against them to this tune; but arguably they're judgementproof so who would even bother)

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I still don’t get why he has any friends at all. He is so fucking toxic and annoying. And I am sure his friends are too but he is getting the spotlight shone on their degeneracy and I am sure they would rather he shut his fat fucking face up.

 

[Swiss46]

at some point he will pick a twitter fight with someone who will just figure out where he will be at what time and come and kick his arse before having a chance to run or phone the cops

I can imagine fatso mouthing off in public and eating a punch, but I really doubt anyone would ever be annoyed enough to actually seek him out. He puts the bitch in bitch tits so there's no way he ever accepts a real fight.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

I still don’t get why he has any friends at all. He is so fucking toxic and annoying. And I am sure his friends are too but he is getting the spotlight shone on their degeneracy and I am sure they would rather he shut his fat fucking face up.

I was going to say "You ever need an extra guy for pick up basketball- But you're down a man so you have to start picking the dregs?" but I don't think this man has ever done anything active in his life so I got no clue.

I think some people mistake "Agrees with things I believe" with friendship.

 

[AnOminous]

I think some people mistake "Agrees with things I believe" with friendship.

These people don't have "friends." They have allies who are temporarily useful to them and in the case of Pat's friends, it's I'll give you asspats if you ignore the fact that I diddle kids.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

In any event, eating and drinking there every night is something Fatty can't afford on his insurance agent income, which I can't believe for a minute he's actually good at with his nonexistent people skills. You can't just child people into a big ticket item like life insurance by insulting them.

He probably tosses the bartender five bucks to give him whatever collects in the splash mats.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

These people don't have "friends." They have allies who are temporarily useful to them and in the case of Pat's friends, it's I'll give you asspats if you ignore the fact that I diddle kids.

Yeah you notice he doesn’t seem to spend much time WITH these people hanging out. He spends most days alone or at Hoog’s twatting.

 

[Spunt]

The only stock Patrick knows anything about is the one in his gravy.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

"this machine kills fascists"

More like "this ass kills suspensions" but ok Pat, Rick

E: whoopsy doodles too many words

 

[TheGuntinator]

He drinks sat at a bar staring at his laptop. No way to get fair warning if a random guy comes in and glasses him in the back of the head.


No matter how hard or real life tough guy you are, a bottle to the back of the head will drop anyone like a sack of shit. Especially if you are seven beers in staring at your crap laptop.

These are just your delusions, atalker. Any object upon contact with Patrick's grease would slip harmlessly off him. Can't stab him either, since his girth will envelop and repurpose the knife, pulling it from your hand like a butter golem. Admit it child, you are powerless before him in his own realm.

I still don’t get why he has any friends at all. He is so fucking toxic and annoying. And I am sure his friends are too but he is getting the spotlight shone on their degeneracy and I am sure they would rather he shut his fat fucking face up.

People like Pat dont make friends, they just find people who will tolerate them or engage with their mutual niche interests.

 

[RCR]

$TWTR isn't listed on the stock market anymore. It's privately owned; $53.70 was its last price before it was delisted. Fatass here knows nothing about the stock market.

The pepperoni market, on the other hand...

Its always a treat to see Patrick talk about something that you happen to know a bit about beacuse it shows just how dumb the 1.7GPA author is.

First, P/E ratios arent really used by anyone who knows anything about finance. They're an accounting based measure, investors tend to care more about cash flow than accounting earnings.

Second the idea of comping Tesla to other legacy auto manufacturers is really really dumb, its revenue grew 70% YoY in 2021, compared to 7% for Ford and 12% for Volkswagen. I could go on and on but you get the idea.

Patrick is the kind of midwit to read a beginners intro to something and then immediately begin tweeting like an authority on the topic.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

In addition to ODD (which I think was an excellent diagnosis) I think that Paranoid Personality Disorder should be considered for Fatrick:
Another consideration is Delusional Disorder: Persecutory Type:
I'd argue he clearly meets the diagnostic criteria of both disorders quite easily.

I would add that he's got a pretty clear cut case of severe NPD. Just like other lardass cows such as MovieBob and Fatso Jack, Fatrick has severe delusions of grandeur and instead of pretending he's a genius philosopher or cook, he likes to show himself off as a tough guy. If mistaken, it might simply be a matter of his ego being one of the few things around him that are bigger than his gunt to the point you wouldn't believe he isn't a Narcissist!

His feud with Musk is a great example of the sort of delusions Fatrick has. He made a fool of himself in front of the entirety of Twitter, so what does he do? He goes on a tard raging crusade, asking for the Government to cripple all of Musk's finances and contracts ranging around several millions of dollars, just because Musk is a manbaby. Nevermind the fact that simpler solutions such as having someone else take the reins of SpaceX could be achieved more easily, no, they have to burn that guy on a stake just to satisfy the middle aged manbaby's impotent demands!

I'm really not a fan of Musk, and with all of his retarded decisions as of late Fatrick manages to achieve a rarity, making Musk look like the more mature person in the room while Fatrick embarked on a feud with him over a single fucking tweet that didn't even come from the horse's mouth!

But he's just Scroogey enough he'll never realize it. And he'll never be capable of introspection or changing himself for the better.

What's even sadder is how on the nose Christmas Carol is, it's literally a message so lacking subtlety that children are capable of picking up on it and reflecting on themselves and it's moral. Only a narcissistic personality as fat as Pat's could be blind to it.

Guys like Fatrick never take time to reflect upon their mistakes, this is a common trait among cows. They keep doing the same shit, picking the same dumb fights with the World, never changing anything at all while wondering why the outcomes are the same. Fuck, if you think about it many cows could fix their lives if they took simple steps, MovieBob amazingly didn't burn bridges with his own family and could simply focus on spending his time with them instead of making a clown out of himself on Twitter every day, Fatso Jack could simply call it quits with his "cooking show" to salvage whatever is left of his marriage, all Chris Chan had to do was stay off the internet or just listen to the litany of advice he'd been given over the years instead of fucking his mother. Fatrick ruined his own life, nobody here came and fucked over his marriage, that was all his doing, nobody infiltrated a critics' association and bombed his book's ratings, it was all him. He won't be able to fix his past mistakes, but it isn't too late for him to build a better future for himself, which he fucking won't, twenty years from now he will be the same miserable lardass still ranting about trolls and stalkers, a metaphorical beached whale stuck on the sandbanks by it's own volition!