My contributions to the cause:
1) Wrote Ninty and demanded as a concerned and worried parent why they'd allow a notorious prostitute in such dangerously close proximity to an innocent child, and will they apologize publicly for the child endangerment and vow to tighten their hiring practices:
2) Anon complaint to Seattle cops about "loud sexual noises" going on at the Dox addy, suspecting male+Female hookering
3) Enjoying a surfeit of laughter at the superiority of my life to Jake's in all fields masculine, sexual and professional