Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

I didn't say that, either. I said IF he chose to do that instead of making more stuff with me, i'd accept that with no problems or issues.

If you're saying there's still a chance then I'll still put milk and cookies out for Kino Klaus on Vaushmas Eve and hope for the best.

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

Well, I put my number in my streams, so you can confirm for yourself if you wish to do so! This is how you get cheap views, folks!

I watched the live stream you posted and saw it as a pinned comment in the chat, but I can't get it to come up in the replay. Do you have the time stamp? Or could you post it to your "community" tab temporarily? That should remove all doubt.

 

[internet friend]

https://twitter.com/TellahAsa/status/1602527188523241474

Piece of cake. (LOL)

Welcome to the farms, tubby.

If you're saying there's still a chance then I'll still put milk and cookies out for Kino Klaus on Vaushmas Eve and hope for the best.

Don't leave out too much food, don't want Asstonne breaking in to steal it.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

If you're saying there's still a chance then I'll still put milk and cookies out for Kino Klaus on Vaushmas Eve and hope for the best.

As will I! In the meantime, who's for more songs? I seem to be adept at setting fat Canadians on fire. Look what happened with just one tiny 3 minute song lol

Really made me wanna just make more hahaha

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

I watched the live stream you posted and saw it as a pinned comment in the chat, but I can't get it to come up in the replay. Do you have the time stamp? Or could you post it to your "community" tab temporarily? That should remove all doubt.

https://twitter.com/TellahAsa/status/1602527188523241474

Piece of cake. (LOL)

Nevermind. Welcome brother! Hail King Asa!

 

[AltisticRight]

https://twitter.com/TellahAsa/status/1602527188523241474

Piece of cake. (LOL)

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Archive in case the starfish exhibitionist decides to take a break from his potato chips binge.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Nevermind. Welcome brother! Hail King Asa!

I am no king. In the words of Buster Keaton, "No man can be a genius wearing slap shoes and a porkpie hat!"

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

As will I! In the meantime, who's for more songs? I seem to be adept at setting fat Canadians on fire. Look what happened with just one tiny 3 minute song lol

Really made me wanna just make more hahaha

Guntwood Mac is my favorite of all the one's you've made

It's just so well done. It cuts Asstone to the core with all truth

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

I am no king. In the words of Buster Keaton, "No man can be a genius wearing slap shoes and a porkpie hat!"

You were a king for a day, nay a week!, no! two weeks!, Incorrect! Since 2007 and before the flood!

 

[AltisticRight]

Welcome to the farms, tubby.

Don't leave out too much food, don't want Asstonne breaking in to steal it.

Asstroon Porks will eat all the cookies, Santa's reindeer AND his sleigh.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Guntwood Mac is my favorite of all the one's you've made

It's just so well done. It cuts Asstone to the core with all truth

That one came from the heart, as you can probably tell. As someone who has been and possibly in many ways will always be a lolcow myself, I knew where PPP's trajectory was headed from the moment I learned about him

 

[General Tug Boat]

Pico Penis Porker accounts for 41% of Lays profits this quarter. The binge and pure seethe of Asston has put all Kino gimps on high alert on this SEKTOR. He rigorously beats his Pico meter penis to Portuguese e-girls dunking their heads in dirty toilets, while crying about the internet being mean to him over him committing the 8th deadly sin of not embracing pizza day.

His father gets railed by nigger cocks on a bi-nightly basis, just as rigorously as Asston sodomized that poor creature. This of course is to keep in synch with Asstroons dilation schedule. No woman or man will ever love him and his gunt grease can fill a swimming pool, and I will not have sex with him.

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

That one came from the heart, as you can probably tell. As someone who has been and possibly in many ways will always be a lolcow myself, I knew where PPP's trajectory was headed from the moment I learned about him

You can watch the metamorphosis as it is fairly well documented in his thread. A stunning fall from grace, truly a cautionary tale on exactly how not to behave for any aspiring lolcows.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

That one came from the heart, as you can probably tell. As someone who has been and possibly in many ways will always be a lolcow myself, I knew where PPP's trajectory was headed from the moment I learned about him

You ended up making the right life choices. You have a place to live, a good family all the things a person needs to get by.

PPP has been reduced to nothing all from his greed and ego. None of his family care about him, all his friends are gone or will no longer trust him in anyway and his income is about to dry up as the KC slowly bleeds viewers every show

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

You can watch the metamorphosis as it is fairly well documented in his thread. A stunning fall from grace, truly a cautionary tale on exactly how not to behave for any aspiring lolcows.

I thank the existence of this thread, as the Asstroon thread is well over 1000 pages long. That's just a no from me lol. As much fun as the drama is, I aint got time to sift through 1000 pages!

I THINK I have the cliffnotes version of his history down pat. And honestly, it's amazing but true. I don't care who wants to argue me on this one, but in MY humble opinion he has managed to make Ethan Ralph look cool by comparison. I know there are some farmers who will thoroughly disagree with me.

You ended up making the right life choices. You have a place to live, a good family all the things a person needs to get by.

PPP has been reduced to nothing all from his greed and ego. None of his family care about him, all his friends are gone or will no longer trust him in anyway and his income is about to dry up as the KC slowly bleeds viewers every show

Well sure! Think about it... Andy had absolutely NO IDEA what PPP was going on and on about for 2 hours. Reviewtopia?!? Hell, I don't even think Andy knew what Channel Awesome was! MUES PRODUCTIONS???
Andy's never heard of ME he sure as hell would have never heard of Marc Mues! Andy was clearly bothered by the unending name dropping of people who haven't mattered in over a DECADE in some cases! Guy had a look on his face like he couldn't wait for Ashton to finally shut up... there were points where both looked like they were doing two separate streams simultaneously.

This just tells me that Andy is going to probably sooner or later realize that PPP is a sinking ship and kick him to the curb as soon as he can find a way to. And who could he possibly trade down to after Ashton?

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I thank the existence of this thread, as the Asstroon thread is well over 1000 pages long. That's just a no from me lol. As much fun as the drama is, I aint got time to sift through 1000 pages!

I THINK I have the cliffnotes version of his history down pat. And honestly, it's amazing but true. I don't care who wants to argue me on this one, but in MY humble opinion he has managed to make Ethan Ralph look cool by comparison. I know there are some farmers who will thoroughly disagree with me.

Asa, your music is rather good, and I have a request if you don’t mind.

Make a song using this beat in dedication to Lord Godwinson:

Thank you for your service.

 

[FederalInvestigation]

I thank the existence of this thread, as the Asstroon thread is well over 1000 pages long. That's just a no from me lol. As much fun as the drama is, I aint got time to sift through 1000 pages!

I THINK I have the cliffnotes version of his history down pat. And honestly, it's amazing but true. I don't care who wants to argue me on this one, but in MY humble opinion he has managed to make Ethan Ralph look cool by comparison. I know there are some farmers who will thoroughly disagree with me.

Not gonna lie, I want to be a cynical dickhead and make fun of everyone for making your entry to Kiwi Farms too fucking easy but uh...


My favorite song was Ashton the Moocher. You definitely added to the fun factor of this whole damn thing, at least for me. Good stuff.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Asa, your music is rather good, and I have a request if you don’t mind.

Make a song using this beat in dedication to Lord Godwinson:

Thank you for your service.

thing is, I wouldn't need to change the lyrics LOL. Well except the hangin' round your own address part. That's ghey.

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

I thank the existence of this thread, as the Asstroon thread is well over 1000 pages long. That's just a no from me lol. As much fun as the drama is, I aint got time to sift through 1000 pages!

I THINK I have the cliffnotes version of his history down pat. And honestly, it's amazing but true. I don't care who wants to argue me on this one, but in MY humble opinion he has managed to make Ethan Ralph look cool by comparison. I know there are some farmers who will thoroughly disagree with me.

1000 pages, wtf? You don't really notice the thread count so much over time when your laughing at the herd. The antics of these beloved dairy providers defies linear time in a way.
Ralph even in his calf-hood stage never tried to take any moral high ground as a prolonged feature of his internet persona. PPP larped for years aa a bizzare fundamentalist protestant 4 chan tier hybrid. His fall from edgy judge of morals to certified liar, fraud, and confirmed piece of shit has tarnished his earlier work, perhaps for ever unfortunately. At one time he had a small but loyal following of his own, and was not forced to compromise his entire persona for Tardski's paying audience.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Not gonna lie, I want to be a cynical dickhead and make fun of everyone for making your entry to Kiwi Farms too fucking easy but uh...


My favorite song was Ashton the Moocher. You definitely added to the fun factor of this whole damn thing, at least for me. Good stuff.

Well that's the one that started the whole mess lol. It helped bring about the chaos that came thereafter, so it's understandable!

I dunno if it was THAT easy, though. I had to text one of my callers who I knew for a fact was from here just from the way he was talking lol and even then it took a few days!