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OP seems to be a troll from soyjak.party. Fake and gay.


Edit: And the OP seems to have a Soyjak mocking Kiwifarms for doxxing baby monkey torture lovers. 100% a butthurt monkeyfucker.
 
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OP seems to be a troll from soyjak.party. Fake and gay.

>a whole board dedicated to wojaks
God that is on a whole new level of retardation
 
@based.1488 you sound like an absolutely worthless cracker faggot who isn't worth helping, but the obvious move here is to ask for a diversion program. Show remorse, tell them it was a bad joke that went out of control, insist you don't actually believe all the hateful retarded wignat garbage you actually believe in, do some kind of sensitivity training and pick up some garbage outside Monash U, and you might have a shot of dodging a criminal record.

If they won't grant pretrial adjudication, offer to cop to both vandalism charges if they drop the vilification charge. Very few people have been successfully prosecuted for SRV in Victoria, and they might not want to waste their time gambling on it, even though you're on the internet right now confessing to it like the fucking retard you are. They'll probably be satisfied giving you a slap on the wrist and some probationary conditions.

If they won't agree to that and you're stuck fighting a serious charge with whatever useless PD your meth-smoking sister-fucking white-trash ass gets assigned, you're fucked and you're going to eat all the charges. When you get to intake, if you're in anything above a low, make sure you specifically ask to get put in the white yard. Once you're inside, drop your retarded wignat /pol/ act immediately. Even if it's a camp, even if it's a low, and even when you're on the white yard. We're not strictly segregated and the white division is going to be run by mostly-white gangs with non-white brothers they actually give a shit about. Running your autistic cracker mouth with all that hammerskin bullshit will get you jugged and cheffed before you make it a week.
 
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>"we're a group of strasserist, natsocs, and right wingers against the left"
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I have read the handful of posts by this fellow and what stands out the most, beyond the obvious trolling, is that this person is either 1) not a native speaker or 2) either very poorly educated, low IQ or both. I doubt whoever this person is that he is actually Australian. The towns he mentions are very oddly specific though, so maybe I am wrong on that.

This website of course is not a legal clinic, either for the US or abroad, so it makes this post even that more confounding.

If any of this were real, which of course it is not, there is a chance that the prosecutor could see you describe your vertsituation on what is widely regarded as an unsavory website....

TLDR all of this is so obviously fake and a load of bullshit that I wonder if that is the joke,
 
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The towns he mentions are very oddly specific though

This
happened in Glen Eira. Monash University is just a ways to the east, and has a religious centre there that gets targeted by Combat 18 and AR stickerers semi-regularly. If I googled "retarded autistic nazis putting up stickers" and named the first couple of townships that came up, it could very well be Glen Eira and Monash.
 
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