Ooh! Ooh!
@DefCon Dumb I now have a reason to post the time Polissa begged for Josh’s birthday gifts!
So Josh had been out of work for his alleged gallbladder issues at this time. Polly decided that he was entitled to a fishing trip like the ones he used to have while in Florida for his birthday because he had been suffering so.
Time to beg for superfluous junk!
People actually donated since Polissa had apparently not completely destroyed all Twitter goodwill just yet:
Joh spoiled his own surprise for himself, but the show must go on!
4/20 came, blaze it. Hap birfday, Joh. But oh no! Joh was too sick to fish on his birthday!
Not to worry, though! He got to fish a few days later while Polly whined that she couldn't fish because
she didn't have a license! Crisis averted! Well, except that Joh kept slipping on wet rocks, so Polly needed to beg for new shoes so hubby won’t slip on wet rocks as much (she presumably begged while still on the trip)
Oh, and they didn’t catch any fish during their outing, so they had nothing to eat on hand. Microwave food is so bad for the soul! Please buy them food!
As a bonus, here is Polissa’s views of what her ideal form of UBI is like:
Basically, she wants Universal Basic Income
and her existing tugboats together. Never mind the financial logistics. Wouldn’t having both UBI and SSDI be redundant?
For those that don’t know, TANF is a government cash assistance program for families and poor single women who are expecting children or have very small children. And Polissa called it disposable.
Yeah.
if...yanno.
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