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"Maybe, you'll donate some money to them; be patient with the artist." In other words, give him money and if you're lucky, he MIGHT think about holding his end of the bargain.
It's a good thing he doesn't support a job, then he might never have time to play his PS4 and avoid drawing comics.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
I've brought this up in previous conversations but I think that Dstecks is inadvertently a master troll without truly realizing it. He gave Chris the thousand dollars with no actual stipulations associated with it; In Chris' mind that adds up to a gift and he was in no was required to do anything remotely Sonichu related with a dime of it. Now Chris has this very real concept that he was fans willing to make obnoxious donations at the drop of a hat. You've all seen his business model; the least amount of effort plus the smallest amount of skill equals the highest expectations. Ever since he's gotten this PS4 he's gotten lazier and lazier.
...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.
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I wonder, does he intend to pay this "all female staff" for the "work" he wants them to do, or does he just think that the ladies will be so attracted to him that they'll do it for free (and stick around for the Lesbian Sleepover)?
 
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Count Olaf said:
I wonder, does he intend to pay this "all female staff" for the "work" he wants them to do, or does he just think that the ladies will be so attracted to him that they'll do it for free (and stick around for the Lesbian Sleepover)?
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That's pretty much a rhetorical question at this point.

On the topic of those "all female staff," I sort of hope he somehow magically pulls it off only for a dang dirty MALE he rejected to sue him for discriminating against a specific gender and being ordered to pay the rejected male applicants as well as begin maintaining an even ratio of employee gender. I know there's a snowball's chance in hell this happens, I am just daydreaming about the lulz that can be had from Chris getting everything he wanted only to immediately lose more than that.
 
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Jack Haywood said:
And not only does he now do this to image macroes, but he has done and still does this time and time again TO HIS OWN COMIC. Chris being stupid as usual.
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I would also like to add that since Sonichu is actually real according to CWC's diseased mind, those characters periodically can't see anything around them due to text fog and their Father doesn't even realise it...
I mean, imagine if you were walking along the streets and suddenly some freak of nature started rambling about his meaningless life while blocking off all the road with a 10-foot high textwall!
If that isn't hell, I dunno what is! Why on earth haven't the Sonichus and Rosechus overthrown their master yet?!
That'd actually be a good plot, which Chris doesn't want because egomania.
 
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Count Olaf said:
I wonder, does he intend to pay this "all female staff" for the "work" he wants them to do, or does he just think that the ladies will be so attracted to him that they'll do it for free (and stick around for the Lesbian Sleepover)?
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Payment? You mean the privilege of working in Chris' harem isn't enough for these potential female employees?

I'll bet any contract of employment has a DON'T CALL ANYBODY clause for sexual harassment.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya.
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This is actually kinda sad because I don't see it as a business venture or even as a way for him to play more vidya.

I see it as Chris' genius idea to meet new gal-pals. By employing them. :'(

We are presuming that he is going to try and run a little workshop in his house. What if he let people work from home to keep up with the Sonichu merch demand? Would he share the secret recipe ratio of Amiibo to Crayola Model Magic?
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
This is actually kinda sad because I don't see it as a business venture or even as a way for him to play more vidya.

I see it as Chris' genius idea to meet new gal-pals. By employing them. :'(

We are presuming that he is going to try and run a little workshop in his house. What if he let people work from home to keep up with the Sonichu merch demand? Would he share the secret recipe ratio of Amiibo to Crayola Model Magic?
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That brings up another question. Where exactly would he set up shop? He cant do it in the house with the hoard 2.0 devouring it. Hell even Chris's desk is surrounded in trash. I don't know if he can get in there. Is he going to have his ladies just sit on different trash piles?
 
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I can't believe autists are still buying his shit.

MasterDisaster said:
I've brought this up in previous conversations but I think that Dstecks is inadvertently a master troll without truly realizing it. He gave Chris the thousand dollars with no actual stipulations associated with it; In Chris' mind that adds up to a gift and he was in no was required to do anything remotely Sonichu related with a dime of it. Now Chris has this very real concept that he was fans willing to make obnoxious donations at the drop of a hat. You've all seen his business model; the least amount of effort plus the smallest amount of skill equals the highest expectations. Ever since he's gotten this PS4 he's gotten lazier and lazier.
...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.
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how do you know this?
 
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Count Olaf said:
That brings up another question. Where exactly would he set up shop? He cant do it in the house with the hoard 2.0 devouring it. Hell even Chris's desk is surrounded in trash. I don't know if he can get in there. Is he going to have his ladies just sit on different trash piles?
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No. While Chris is delusional, he's not completely stupid. He believes Sonichu is so popular that his fans are going to just heap boatloads of cash to him, for the promise of new comics, and then he will use that money to hire his staff to do the amiibo work for him, and also be able to rent a building, or just a store to open up a studio for these women to work at. Or like someone else said, he would have them work from home.

The problem with this is that Chris doesn't realize that he maybe has 3 real fans. You know, ones that are enjoying his comics unironically as some kind of avant-garde piece. The rest of his "fans" are trolls. This would be fine, except for the problem that someone once donated $1k to Chris for more comics and Chris didn't deliver a single page. All the trolls are aware of this. So even if we want to see more comics, why would we give him a dime?

But let's say for the sake of argument that all his adoring fans do send him a lot of money. Let's say $15,000, just for the sake of the argument. Now that would be the most money, Chris has ever received for Sonichu. And it is frankly an obscene amount of money, for donations for a shitty comic. But that still is not enough to hire a work force (and it's certainly not enough to rent out an office space or building along with it), unless you're only planning to hire two women. But I honestly believe Chris wants to hire a workforce of 10 or more women, for two reasons. One, he believes the demand for his shitty fan characters is high enough to justify the need for that many people. And two, the more women, the more potential girlfriends. I would so be willing to bet money that one of the questions on his job application would be "Are you a Boyfriend-Free Girl?"
 
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MasterDisaster said:
I've brought this up in previous conversations but I think that Dstecks is inadvertently a master troll without truly realizing it. He gave Chris the thousand dollars with no actual stipulations associated with it; In Chris' mind that adds up to a gift and he was in no was required to do anything remotely Sonichu related with a dime of it. Now Chris has this very real concept that he was fans willing to make obnoxious donations at the drop of a hat. You've all seen his business model; the least amount of effort plus the smallest amount of skill equals the highest expectations. Ever since he's gotten this PS4 he's gotten lazier and lazier.
...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.
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Was this in one of the interviews?
 
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Well it's fun to see that his delusion about womens is still standing strong
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I have a hunch that he's getting trolled into thinking that china is imminent.

Some sort of Jackie/Ivy that makes him think that his love quest is (about to be) finally over.

He just have to keep her identity hidden from the got dang trolls and it will happen. This time is real.
 
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Mark Corrigan said:
What people like Chris don't realise is that the whole idea of image macroes is to express as much as possible using as few words as possible. If you're going to rape your audience's eyesight with walls of text superimposed on some picture, you could just as well post the goddamn text alone.
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Chris has been spamming walls of text since the beginning of time. The Sonichu comic is proof enough.

Also, get out and get a life, Chris.
 
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