Money FB 4/11 - e-begging intensifies

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Karen Riley said:
I also can't see how this is meant to encourage anybody to spend a penny on him, he's basically suggesting that you should give him a big chunk of money since you 'might,' get something big in return for doing so, and even admitting that he takes a long time to fulfill orders.
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He's actually front-loading his excuses for defaulting and failing to deliver on purchases people haven't even made yet.

Even for Chris this is a new low.

He doesn't deserve a penny.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Good meme, Chris.

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He still got the ps4

You know; if people are willing to gift you items, you kinda need to wrap your head around why

But for Chris, the only thing he'll be wrapping his head around is his new ps4 and how easy it is to play video games than to draw

and that's a lot coming from him
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addiction that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home until he got that grand he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.
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He was just practicing for that big, forthcoming lesbian sleepover.
 
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Typhoid Mary said:
I'm horrified that a grown man slept with his mother. Why didn't he make getting a new bed a priority? It's so fucking gross. It's even worse when we realize he must have shit the bed to get Barb to yell at him.

Either way, the meme sucked. Chris sucks. And I'm truly puzzled by the audacity of it all. Why is he in charge of his own finances?
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Why are we all assuming it was incontinence say Chris is the big spoon one night crisis has a wet dream or barb wakes up with duck pressed against her back
 
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MasterDisaster said:
You couldn't be more right. Chris has been blowing money on Lego Dimensions left and right. As far as I can tell he's purchased every available set there is even if they aren't level packs. I remember when I hooked Chris up with the Yugioh game for his birthday and the first thing he did was check it for DLC; there's no card packs for dlc, just different duels, each 2-3 bucks a piece and no absolute reason to get them. But this is Chris we're talking about and of course he has to buy everything conceivable amount of content there is for a game...even if he doesn't play it.
Also for everyone who wonders what Chris did with that 1000$ from Dstecks he was surprisingly responsible with it. He actually bought a bed with it; a 600$ one at that. Some went towards bills even...but why a bed, you ask? Because Barb and Chris were sharing a bed after the fire and she got mad at him one night for spooning incorrectly.
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The reason he was more practical with that money from Dstecks is because he was paranoid someone was watching him. He probably had an idea people were tracking it and just had to prove everyone so wrong to show he could be trusted with money. Chris has a tendency to have to prove to everyone that he is not naive in any way and must defend that he's a responsible adult when it couldn't be any further from the truth. I guarantee you he and Barb are the exact same when it comes to spending. Not hard to imagine considering her compulsive hoarding.
 
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Karen Riley said:
Of all the awful memes I've seen people try to create online I have never seen anything quite as bad and as autistic as this one. I know Chris doesn't have an understanding of most things at the best of times but he's so far away from what an actual meme is like that it's on the verge of ridiculousness.
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Did Chris actually create this? It's a shitty meme but for him it's downright coherent.

Naturally, it will spawn a meme of people imitating it for funsies.
 
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Darndirty said:
Why are we all assuming it was incontinence say Chris is the big spoon one night crisis has a wet dream or barb wakes up with duck pressed against her back
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I prefer to believe that Chris is simply so awkward he can't figure out how to hug someone while horizontal, and kept trying to bear hug her in the middle of the night. I have to believe that.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addiction that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home until he got that grand he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.
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Subconcious Offense said:
Actually I think it may be I HAVE AUTISM downplaying.

Maybe he did something entirely stupid such as :briefs: in the bed and downplayed it as "spooning incorrectly" like how being guilty in court was worded as "everything is cleared up" during his interview with @MasterDisaster

Think about it, why would Barb "unload" on him just one night as if she was holding her tongue the entire time, when they spooned every night and she could yell at him every single night? Chris probably fucked up something that one night.
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Heh, Barb will flip shit over any little thing. Barb chimped out when Chris wouldn't sleep in the same room with her the first time around.
Typhoid Mary said:
I'm horrified that a grown man slept with his mother. Why didn't he make getting a new bed a priority? It's so fucking gross.
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Barb made him sleep with her before the fire. She gets mad when she yells for q-sands and he's not within earshot. He kinda tried to resist changing rooms at first, but she chimped out and wrecked all his shit in his room.

I don't really claim Barb is literally violent to Chris, because I haven't really heard of any stories about her actually striking him. But she has tried to intimidate him physically.
 
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